Category Archives: Active Inductions

The very latest of our world-famous inductions

The Abraham Washington Show: Pros: Tony Atlas Laughing. Cons: Everything Else.

2 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 18:38
WWE-ECW, 2009 – 2010 Text by RD Reynolds There were warning signs. There were warning signs that I shouldn’t do this induction. Now please don’t misunderstand me: there were no warning signs that The Abraham Washington Show shouldn’t be inducted. That was never in doubt, because that thing was horrible, and it was horrible for like 80 weeks straight or however Continue Reading...
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The NEW Monday Night Wars: 2010 Gooker Award Winner

8 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 18:23
TNA, 2010 Text by RD Reynolds Well, TNA, congratulations. Dixie Carter, come on up and claim your prize. It took eight years to finally snag it, but you did it. The Gooker is finally yours. In a lot of ways, this day was inevitable. I mean, for how many years have folks been lambasting this company for putting on horrible shows, Continue Reading...
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Nitro Girls Swimsuit Calendar Special: Excited at Two Hours of Bikini-Clad Nitro Girls? You Won’t Be!

0 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 18:22
WCW, 1999 Text by RD Reynolds; many thanks to the F4W BOARD (in particular Alan4L for providing the footage) Of all the amazing things I have seen in wrestling over the past 25 years or so of watching it, nothing has been more incredible than its unparalled ability to take gorgeous women and make me never want to see them ever, EVER again. Continue Reading...
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Santa Buddies: You Wouldn’t Think Puppies Could Suck the Joy Out of Christmas

1 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 18:16
Direct to Hell DVD Release, 2009 Text by RD Reynolds Mrs. Deal: “Let me see if I got this right: you’re going to make fun of a kids’ Christmas movie starring puppies. What is wrong with you?”Oh no…no no no, Mrs. Deal. Don’t you dare paint me as the villain here.I didn’t make this movie. I didn’t make this horrible, horrendous, atrocious, insert Continue Reading...
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WWF Christmas Party 2001: They Sure Don’t Have Parties Like THIS Anymore!

1 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 18:13
WWF, 2001 Text by RD Reynolds Office Christmas parties ain’t what they used to be. While I was never privy to the insanity that apparently took place back in the 70′s (according to TV and film, those things had everything from guys xeroxing their anuses to drugs to orgies to guys xeroxing their anuses with drugs while having an orgie), I Continue Reading...
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ECW Monster Mash: Kane vs. Khali vs. Henry vs. Viscera. Yep, That’s Horrifying!

1 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:48
WWECW, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds I know a lot of you hated the WWE re-incarnated version of ECW, and for years, I stood amongst you with the torches and pitchforks. Lately, though, I’ve had a fond recollection for the show. Think about all the great times we had on those Sci-Fi Tuesday nights. Remember when Kelly Kelly was an exhibitionist Continue Reading...
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Kizarny: Think Clowns are Scary? Not Compared to Carnies!

1 Submitted by on Wed, 26 December 2012, 17:42
WWE, 2008 – 2009 Text by RD Reynolds and Triple Kelly So yes, it’s Halloween (or thereabouts) and as we always do ’round here, we start scrambling to figure out what to induct for the holiday. This year, it wasn’t even a question: I knew from the day he debuted that Kizarny was the scariest freakin’ thing I’d ever seen. Not Halloweeny enough Continue Reading...
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