Zack Ryder recently ended his YouTube show, “The Z! True Long Island Story”, after one hundred episodes. We sent someone out to interview him on the subject, but when our interviewer came back he had a much more interesting story to tell. “The interview was going fine, everything was normal, until I mentioned the number ’100′ and, suddenly, Zack went Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ryback Takes Inspiration From Honey Boo Boo
7 Submitted by Michael Dunlap on Mon, 21 January 2013, 10:00 Photoshoppery by The Hawaiian Hammer Wearing a skin-tight onesie…er singlet…and screaming “FEED ME MORE” seems more akin to a two-year-old trapped in a playpen than a hulking behemoth trapped inside the squared circle. There’s a reason for that – it was the inspiration for Ryback’s new attitude. Many think that Ryback is an offshoot from Goldberg, but those Continue Reading...
Headlies: Wrestlers Secretly Rolling Up New Gimmicks
4 Submitted by Travie Yak on Fri, 18 January 2013, 10:00When Kane and Daniel Bryan became tag team partners it was assumed by most fans that the writers simply had nothing for them but, according to Daniel Bryan, that’s simply not the case. “Actually, it’s not as random as you would think”, Daniel Bryan said in a candid interview on a local morning radio show. “Kane and I have been Continue Reading...
Headlies: The Rock Denies Partnership With The American Sugar Council
11 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Wed, 16 January 2013, 09:00 Houston, Texas – After another heated battle of words with his Royal Rumble opponent CM Punk, The Rock has come under fire for repeatedly referring to his opponents as sugary foods. Known for his quick wit and colorful commentary, the People’s Champion, as he is known, raised many eyebrows following his naming of CM Punk as the Carvel ice Continue Reading...
Headlies: The Rock’s Dementia Continues To Worsen
0 Submitted by Michael Dunlap on Mon, 14 January 2013, 10:00Photoshoppery by The Hawaiian Hammer Finally, The Rock has come back…home…again. It was cute and extremely fitting when he came back to Miami, his hometown. Now, it’s become a sad sight to see as The Rock announces that he’s home in every city he steps foot in. It’s extremely frustrating when travelling through small cities, as Rock barely has Continue Reading...
Headlies: NHL Lockout Ends, The Goon Comes Out Of Retirement
0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Sat, 12 January 2013, 08:59Flin Flon, Manitoba – Following an end to the 3-month long lockout of the National Hockey League, former WWE superstar The Goon has announced that he is coming out of retirement. Banned from the NHL “and all the leagues between from one coast to another,” The Goon has vowed to bring his talents back to the WWE. “I’ve been waiting Continue Reading...
Headlies: Hornswoggle Celebrates Over 2,000 Days As Cruiserweight Champion
2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Sun, 06 January 2013, 21:09A large celebration is planned for next week’s Monday Night Raw to commemorate Hornswoggle’s unprecedented 5 ½ year run with the Cruiserweight championship. WWE is pulling out all the stops to celebrate the milestone for the wrestler originally known as “The Little Bastard”. “Remember the ‘Rock: This Is Your Life’ segment a few years back?” said Raw head writer David Continue Reading...
Headlies: Lindsay Lohan Praises WWE Wellness Program, Will Appear At WM29
1 Submitted by Michael Dunlap on Sun, 06 January 2013, 19:28Lindsay Lohan may be a part of WrestleMania 29 after all. There were concerns about her sobriety and how it would affect the WWE roster, but those worries have been quelled. Lohan passed her wellness tests to prove once and for all that she was clean on that day during that test. In an exclusive interview, she praised the program Continue Reading...
Headlies: WWE looking to take the “Be A Star” program in a new direction
0 Submitted by Travie Yak on Sun, 06 January 2013, 19:21Stamford, CT – For those of you who think the WWE’s anti-bullying campaign is already ridiculous, according to our WWE insider, Vince McMahon is taking the “Be A Star” program in a new direction… and it’s out of this world. “I think Vince is taking it a bit too literal,” our WWE insider admitted over the phone, “he basically wants Continue Reading...
Headlies: VINCE MCMAHON ENCOURAGING TALENTS TO CHRISTMAS CAROL VIA TOUT / CHRISTIAN OFFENDED BY HOILDAY SIGN AT TARGET
1 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:20Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here VINCE MCMAHON ENCOURAGING TALENTS TO CHRISTMAS CAROL VIA TOUT By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – WWE’s investment in the social media microblogging service Tout has been widely panned by viewers of the company’s television product, due to perceived abuse of its product placement. Now, the infatuation with Tout has Continue Reading...