Category Archives: Headlies

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Headlies: Curtis Axel and Ryback Repackaged As ‘The New American Males’

17 Submitted by on Fri, 10 January 2014, 08:00
Philadelphia, PA – Prior to this week’s taping of Smackdown, Vince McMahon held a meeting with Curtis Axel and Ryback to discuss a repackaging of their characters. McMahon, flanked by Triple H called the floundering tag team into his office and laid out his idea. “Curtis. Ryback. We all know that things aren’t really working out for both of you,” Continue Reading...
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Headlies: MILLIONS DELETE WWE APP AFTER DISCOVERING JERRY LAWLER WAS GOING TO LIVE

6 Submitted by on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:48
  BALTIMORE – After being hospitalized earlier Monday following a vomiting spell that was possibly linked to chest pains, wrestling legend Jerry “The King” Lawler updated a worldwide television audience with a positive prognosis during WWE Monday Night Raw. In regards to receiving updates on Lawler’s health status, dignified lead WWE broadcaster Michael Cole informed home viewers that they could Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Green Bay Packers bring in David Schultz for pep talk

8 Submitted by on Sun, 05 January 2014, 14:13
Yesterday, the visiting San Francisco 49ers recruited wrestling legend Ric Flair to speak to the team the day before their NFC wild-card game versus the Green Bay Packers, prompting San Francisco right tackle Anthony Davis to tweet his appreciation for the Nature Boy, while labeling Green Bay a “s*** hole.” Outraged by the disrespect for the Packers’ home, Green Bay Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlers Make Their New Year’s Resolutions

14 Submitted by on Fri, 03 January 2014, 08:00
Stamford, CT and Orlando, FL – Various wrestlers and wrestling officials from both WWE and TNA have made their New Year’s resolutions public. WWE AJ Lee: “Get endorsed by Skip-It and polish my forehead.” The Bella Twins: “Yell ‘Come on!’ more during matches.” The Big Show: “I vow to team up with as many people as possible. 2014 is the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Items Go On Clearance At WWEShop.com

16 Submitted by on Fri, 27 December 2013, 08:00
New York, NY – In what has become a yearly WWE tradition similar to firings after Wrestlemania, multiple items at WWEShop.com have gone on clearance the day after Christmas. WWE’s Chief Revenue and Marketing Officer Michelle D. Wilson said, “Even though Christmas has passed, it is still the season of giving. We here at WWE are thrilled to be able Continue Reading...
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Headlies: A Visit From St. Vince

15 Submitted by on Fri, 20 December 2013, 08:00
Twas the night before Christmas, While sitting on the couch Not a thing on TV was stirring, Not even an In Your House.   The official Hornswoggle stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Vince McMahon soon would be there.   The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of good wrestling Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Already Upset Over The Outcome Of The Cena-Orton Match

9 Submitted by on Fri, 13 December 2013, 08:00
Topeka, KS – During 6th period lunch, lifetime wrestling fan Jayden Griswald let everyone within earshot know that he already hated how the John Cena-Randy Orton was going to end. This was despite the fact that the TLC Pay-Per-View was not occurring for a few more days. “They have no idea what they’re doing,” said the C minus-average high school Continue Reading...
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Headlies: ‘Voices’ In Randy Orton’s Head Revealed To Be A Green Alien Named Gazoo

19 Submitted by on Fri, 06 December 2013, 08:00
Oklahoma City, OK – During a backstage segment with Renee Young, the supposed “voices” inside WWE Champion Randy Orton’s head were actually revealed to be a little green alien named Gazoo. In the middle of one of his patented slow-motion promos, Randy Orton paused for a long time. While not atypical for a speech given by the Apex Predator, the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince And Linda McMahon Go Black Friday Shopping

8 Submitted by on Fri, 29 November 2013, 08:00
White Plains, NY – At 4:45am on Friday morning, a stretch limo with the license plate “V1NNY MAC” pulled up to the White Plains Walmart. WWE Chairman Vince McMahon emerged from the limo into the chilly morning air with his wife, former 2-time Republican candidate for U.S. Senate, Linda. “I don’t understand why we’re here,” grumbled a cranky Vince. “We Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Builds On The Success Of The Wheel Of Dixie, Deploys More Carnival Games

13 Submitted by on Fri, 22 November 2013, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Spurred by success of the Wheel of Dixie, TNA has decided to use more traditional carnival games during episodes of Impact. During a press conference at Universal Studio’s Soundstage 10 Annex Room B, TNA President Dixie Carter explained the company’s amusement game expansion. “Whether it’s used to decide what kind of tournament match Samoa Joe will have Continue Reading...
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