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Headlies: WWE TO POSTHUMOUSLY INDUCT MATT HARDY INTO HALL OF FAME

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:56
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here WWE TO POSTHUMOUSLY INDUCT MATT HARDY INTO HALL OF FAME By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – Despite the notion that World Wrestling Entertainment was set having six separate inductions for the 2012 Hall of Fame class, an Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AIR BOOM TO OFFICIALLY DIVORCE, FIGHT FOR CUSTODY OF BREATH-TAKING OFFENSIVE MOVES THAT WILL ONLY GET YOU SO FAR IN WWE

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:54
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here AIR BOOM TO OFFICIALLY DIVORCE, FIGHT FOR CUSTODY OF BREATH-TAKING OFFENSIVE MOVES THAT WILL ONLY GET YOU SO FAR IN WWE By Justin Henry New York, NY – After five months of bliss, followed by two months Continue Reading...
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Headlies: COMPLETELY CONFIDENT, SELF-ASSURED VINCE MCMAHON STIFLES TEARS OF ANGER UPON LEARNING THIS WEEK’S RAW RATING

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:53
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here COMPLETELY CONFIDENT, SELF-ASSURED VINCE MCMAHON STIFLES TEARS OF ANGER UPON LEARNING THIS WEEK’S RAW RATING By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – The February 27, 2012 edition of Monday Night Raw scored a 3.1 Nielsen rating, considered to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WIFE CONCERNED ABOUT HUSBAND’S OBSESSION WITH SHAWN MICHAELS/TRIPLE H FANFICTION

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:52
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here WIFE CONCERNED ABOUT HUSBAND’S OBSESSION WITH SHAWN MICHAELS/TRIPLE H FANFICTION By RD Reynolds Poughkeepsie, NY – Patti and Frank Newsome have been the epitome of a true American marriage. Together for fifteen years, the two have been Continue Reading...
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Headlies: MOTHER OF CURT HAWKINS DISTRESSED, CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S LETTING HIS CLARINET-PLAYING SKILLS GO TO WASTE

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:49
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here MOTHER OF CURT HAWKINS DISTRESSED, CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S LETTING HIS CLARINET-PLAYING SKILLS GO TO WASTE By Justin Henry Queens, NY – For the mother of WWE wrestler Curt Hawkins, her son’s lack of progress in the largest Continue Reading...
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Headlies: MAN WHO BUYS DOLPH ZIGGLER’S TIGHTS OFF WWE AUCTION SITE “CANNOT FATHOM” INABILITY TO GET LAID

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:48
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here MAN WHO BUYS DOLPH ZIGGLER’S TIGHTS OFF WWE AUCTION SITE “CANNOT FATHOM” INABILITY TO GET LAID By Justin Henry Brigantine, NJ – For 23 year old Damon Belskie, his $1700 purchase of tights worn by a WWE Continue Reading...
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Headlies: JEAN-PIERRE LAFITTE SHOOTS OTHER EYE OUT WITH RED RYDER BB GUN / VINCE MCMAHON ENROLLS DANIEL BRYAN IN JELLY-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB IN LIEU OF BONUS

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:46
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here JEAN-PIERRE LAFITTE SHOOTS OTHER EYE OUT WITH RED RYDER BB GUN By Justin Henry Hohman, IN – Professional wrestler/freelance pirate Jean-Pierre Lafitte had wanted a Red Ryder BB gun his entire life. Despite many Christmases of asking Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE ADDS “FIVE MINUTE TIME LIMIT” TO RAW MATCHES TO “HEIGHTEN DRAMA”

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:45
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here WWE ADDS “FIVE MINUTE TIME LIMIT” TO RAW MATCHES TO “HEIGHTEN DRAMA” By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – To add a sense of drama and tension to the otherwise compact matches on WWE Monday Night Raw, World Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE FORGES SOLIDARITY PACT WITH PENN STATE AND SYRACUSE VICTIMS, FIRES TERRY GARVIN’S CORPSE

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:44
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here WWE FORGES SOLIDARITY PACT WITH PENN STATE AND SYRACUSE VICTIMS, FIRES TERRY GARVIN’S CORPSE By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – In the wake of the sexual abuse scandals that have rocked Penn State University’s football program, as Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE FINDS YOUNG FEMALE AUDIENCE’S INFATUATION WITH HAVING STRONG DIVA ROLE MODELS TO BE “ADORABLE”/ MIDNIGHT ROSE TO MATT HARDY: “SHE WAS MINE BEFORE SHE WAS YOURS!” / CREEPY F—KING WEIRDO HOPES TO PURCHASE KAMALA’S AMPUTATED FOOT, ADD IT TO COLLECTION WITH KERRY VON ERICH’S FOOT PURCHASED AT BLACK MARKET AUCTION

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:42
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here WWE FINDS YOUNG FEMALE AUDIENCE’S INFATUATION WITH HAVING STRONG DIVA ROLE MODELS TO BE “ADORABLE” By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – A spokesman for World Wrestling Entertainment reports that CEO Vince McMahon, among several other higher ups Continue Reading...
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