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Headlies: STIFLED CM PUNK TELLS FANS HE WANTS TO START SEEING OTHER FANS

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here STIFLED CM PUNK TELLS FANS HE WANTS TO START SEEING OTHER FANS By Justin Henry Chicago – WWE Champion CM Punk has undergone many changes over the past year. Since his ascent to the top of World Wrestling Entertainment, in the process becoming WWE Champion for a sustained period Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA’S FORTUNES TURN WITH BOARDROOM SUGGESTION: “HEY, WHAT IF WE PUT ON A GOOD PRODUCT?”

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here TNA’S FORTUNES TURN WITH BOARDROOM SUGGESTION: “HEY, WHAT IF WE PUT ON A GOOD PRODUCT?” By Justin Henry Orlando, FL – After several years of being almost universally regarded as “a poor man’s WWE” and “a lousy excuse for a wrestling product that borders on aesthetically abusive”, Total Non-Stop Continue Reading...
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Headlies: LISTENER “ALMOST CERTAIN” THAT RD REYNOLDS AND BLADE BRAXTON VOICED OTHER WRESTLECRAP RADIO CHARACTERS

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:04
Text by Justin Henry and RD Reynolds; RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here LISTENER “ALMOST CERTAIN” THAT RD REYNOLDS AND BLADE BRAXTON VOICED OTHER WRESTLECRAP RADIO CHARACTERS By RD Reynolds Indianapolis, IN – With the world in tears as the legendary WrestleCrap Radio posts its final show this weekend, one of the twelve listeners has made a wild accusation, claiming the characters on Continue Reading...
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Headlies: SOON TO BE UNEMPLOYED, DIVORCED MAN STILL LAUGHING ABOUT GOAT FACE COMMENT

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:03
Text by Justin Henry and RD Reynolds; RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here SOON TO BE UNEMPLOYED, DIVORCED MAN STILL LAUGHING ABOUT GOAT FACE COMMENT By Justin Henry Springfield, IL – Todd Haney was a man who seemingly had it all. A good job, a beautiful wife, and the respect and admiration of his neighbors. But all that changed on June 11, as Continue Reading...
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Headlies: DOLPH ZIGGLER TO RELEASE EXERCISE VIDEO CONSISTING OF AWKWARDLY PAINFUL FALLS

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:02
Text by Justin Henry and RD Reynolds; RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here DOLPH ZIGGLER TO RELEASE EXERCISE VIDEO CONSISTING OF AWKWARDLY PAINFUL FALLS By Justin Henry Hollywood, FL – Hoping to become the next crossover star out of World Wrestling Entertainment, upstart Dolph Ziggler is in the process of marketing an exercise video to fans worldwide. The 31-year-old breakout star is very Continue Reading...
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Headlies: POLL: 78% OF AMERICA’S CHILDREN WON’T ALLOW THEIR PARENTS TO WATCH WWE

7 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:01
Text by Justin Henry and RD Reynolds; RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here POLL: 78% OF AMERICA’S CHILDREN WON’T ALLOW THEIR PARENTS TO WATCH WWE By Justin Henry Loudonville, NY – The Siena Research Institute recently conducted a survey of more than 12,000 American children between the ages of 9 and 14, regarding WWE programming, and whether or not they find it safe Continue Reading...
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Headlies: SIR MO AWAITS PHONE CALL FROM TNA, “THRILLED” ABOUT ELEVATION TO KING

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:59
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here SIR MO AWAITS PHONE CALL FROM TNA, “THRILLED” ABOUT ELEVATION TO KING By RD Reynolds Westminster, SC – Dixie Carter and Impact Wrestling stunned the sports entertainment world today by announcing the signing of King Mo, the first-ever Continue Reading...
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Headlies: ERIC BISCHOFF TOUTS TNA’S RATINGS VICTORIES OVER UHF STATION IN IDAHO AS “PROOF OF TNA’S DOMINANCE”

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:58
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here ERIC BISCHOFF TOUTS TNA’S RATINGS VICTORIES OVER UHF STATION IN IDAHO AS “PROOF OF TNA’S DOMINANCE” By Justin Henry Orlando, FL – TNA Impact Wrestling rarely scores a Nielsen rating above 1.2 these days, but that hasn’t Continue Reading...
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Headlies: BROCK LESNAR REDISCOVERED PASSION FOR PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING AFTER GETTING ASS HANDED TO HIM IN LAST UFC FIGHT

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:57
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here BROCK LESNAR REDISCOVERED PASSION FOR PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING AFTER GETTING ASS HANDED TO HIM IN LAST UFC FIGHT By Justin Henry Webster, SD – Shockwaves are still being felt throughout the wrestling business, after Brock Lesnar’s electrifying return Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE TO POSTHUMOUSLY INDUCT MATT HARDY INTO HALL OF FAME

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:56
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here WWE TO POSTHUMOUSLY INDUCT MATT HARDY INTO HALL OF FAME By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – Despite the notion that World Wrestling Entertainment was set having six separate inductions for the 2012 Hall of Fame class, an Continue Reading...
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