Category Archives: Saturday Morning Slam

Saturday Morning Slam Report

Saturday Morning Slam 03-30-13

14 Submitted by on Mon, 01 April 2013, 09:15
  “Good morning WWE Universe!  Following a fantastic show two weeks ago and an absolutely horrible one last week, we brace for what may follow.  Will it be awful…or awful good?” So sez our erstwhile announcer to start off the show. Ok not really, just seeing if anyone was paying attention. And SPEAKING OF…paying attention, a quick note that RD Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 03-23-13

17 Submitted by on Mon, 25 March 2013, 11:15
  After a few iffy weeks, last week’s Saturday Morning Slam, wherein Mick Foley was presented as the new General Manager, was one of the best eps in months. Will this week follow that pattern?     Let’s just say the preview on my DVR isn’t filling me with hope. Our opening contest is brought to us by “the coolest Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 03-16-13

13 Submitted by on Sun, 17 March 2013, 14:16
  “Last week, chaos erupted on Saturday Morning Slam!” exclaims our now-weekly over the top, deep-voiced, ever more panic-stricken narrator.  “But today, an announcement will be made.  Will it end the pandemonium, or will mayhem be unleashed?” As he finishes this sentence, we get this visual: WILL CARTWHEELING MAYHEM TAKE OVER OUR FAVORITE SHOW??? ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!   Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 03-09-13

10 Submitted by on Mon, 11 March 2013, 11:15
  “Chaos has run amuck…the WWE roster is in disarray…alliances forged…allegiances questioned…who can you trust?  These are dark and turbulent times…will a leader rise? The very FATE of Saturday Morning Slam hangs in the balance!” Seriously, that’s how the show started this week.   Oh, and it wasn’t the usual jovial morning narrator, unless he scored Ole Anderson’s Black Scorpion voice Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 03-02-13

11 Submitted by on Mon, 04 March 2013, 10:15
  So the hot rumor going around is that we’re going to get a General Manager on this here progrem, which is something that this show should decidedly should NOT have for two reasons: 1) the whole GM thing is completely played out (has there ever been one better than Vince in his initial run?) and 2) the great thing Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 02-23-13

8 Submitted by on Mon, 25 February 2013, 10:15
  With the last few weeks of this show not being the fun gooffest it once was, I pondered going back into the archives and reviewing an older show.  That was until the narrator told me that this week was going to be, and I quote, “exhilarating.” EXHILARATING! Let’s find out if that’s a fact, or just another total line Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam: 02-16-13

7 Submitted by on Mon, 18 February 2013, 09:30
  “Good morning WWE Universe!  We have a sick show for you today!”  How appropriate; I feel like someone has taken a battering ram to my lower intestines.  Will I be able to rough out another SMS Report?  As I am fond of saying…ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!!   Our opening contest this week gives us two of SMS’s seemingly Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 02-09-13

4 Submitted by on Sat, 09 February 2013, 17:12
  Ok, it’s February 9 so the big question I had going into this week was whether we’d get our Valentine’s Day chicanery this week or next.  SPOILER ALERT:  It will be next week.  At least I sure hope so.  If this show has taught me anything, it’s that WWE G-rated holiday celebrations absolutely rock. With that out of the Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 02-02-13

14 Submitted by on Sun, 03 February 2013, 13:26
  Good morning, WrestleCrap Universe!  Welcome to another exciting, mind-blowing edition of Saturday Morning Slam! Now mind you, I don’t quite believe that, but reciting the SMS Narrator’s opening is an easy way to start the column, so that’s what you get.  Oh, and he said “WWE”, not “WrestleCrap”.  I’ll expect more from him next week.   Our opening contest Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 01-26-13

8 Submitted by on Sat, 26 January 2013, 21:49
  Before I get started with the SMS report this week, I’d just like to mention how delighted I am that I’ve gotten several emails and Facebook messages from folks who not only enjoy my weekly recaps, but better yet, who are now going to start watching this show every week just to witness the lunacy.  It’s this type of Continue Reading...
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