Category Archives: Event Center

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The 50 Greatest WrestleMania Matches Ever (UPDATED 2014)

20 Submitted by on Wed, 26 February 2014, 15:56
I decided to post, for Our Loyal Crappers, my list of the fifty greatest WrestleMania matches ever. Even if I don’t always agree with your arguments, I do love to see the debate you guys create, and I imagine there will be some from this listing here. This covers nearly three decades of epics and time-tested battles. Any and all Continue Reading...
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Saturday Night’s Meme Event Returns March 8 in Dallas!

8 Submitted by on Sat, 15 February 2014, 15:12
  The last major stop on the road to WrestleCrapMania in Atlantic City will take place in the Lone Star State! It will be there, 22 days before the biggest extravaganza in wrestling absurdity takes place, that all of WrestleCrap’s top stars convene for one momentous tune-up! Heading the bill will be a gigantic ten-man tag, featuring ten of the Continue Reading...
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The Meme Event, February 7, Live from Buffalo!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 07 February 2014, 20:00
*cue synthesizer music bed for RAPID FIRE PROMOS* (SHOT ONE: AKEEM W/ SLICK) S: Lights! Camera! Akeeeeeem, hahahaha! A worldwide television audience will be treated to 450 lbs of raw human-a-tee! For their viewing pleasure, the Doctor of Style is unleashing the baddest dude to ever set foot ina rasslin’ ring, and that’s BAD news for you, Kamala! Ya never Continue Reading...
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Get Your Royal Rumble Bingo Card!

31 Submitted by on Wed, 22 January 2014, 17:06
Wanna spice up this Sunday’s Royal Rumble match? Print this bad boy out, and tell us which line fills up first!   TO CREATE YOUR OWN CARD 1. Go to this site 2. Customize Title and Exclamation however you wish 3. Paste the following 40 phrases into the box: Surprise entrant: Jim Duggan SHIELD dissension CM Punk lasts 30 minutes Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Returns to Action, Friday Night, February 7 for The Meme Event!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 20 January 2014, 14:39
  The city of Buffalo, NY will never be same after Friday night, February 7, with a special edition of The Meme Event! After what took at the 2014 WrestleCrap Royal Rumble, the top stars of WrestleCrap will be in action to settle ongoing grudges, and pave the road to WrestleCrapMania on Sunday, March 30! After Irwin R. Schyster’s victory Continue Reading...
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The Complete 2014 WrestleCrap Royal Rumble from Detroit, MI!

14 Submitted by on Sun, 19 January 2014, 21:00
The WrestleCrap Royal Rumble, where 30 men battle to be the last man standing! Participants include: -Hyyyy-den-reich! -Bass-chun BOOG-er! -Ah-KEEM, the African Dream! -Pack-Man Jones! -The Gobb-ahl-dee Gooker! -I-zik Yankem Dee Dee Ess! -Mantaur! -That 70′s Guy! -The Ugandan Giant, KA-MA-LAAA! -Alleged Space Alien Black Scor-pee-un! -CHEE-TUMMMM! -Michael Cole! -”Pink Assassin” Blade BRAX-DUN! -The Artist! -SOOP-er Eric! -Santina Mahh-rella! -Max Continue Reading...
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The Complete WrestleCrap Royal Rumble Card!

13 Submitted by on Thu, 02 January 2014, 15:40
  Mark the date on your calendar; Sunday night, January 19, the WrestleCrap Royal Rumble invades your home exclusively on pay-per-view! Coming to you live from the Joe Louis Arena in lean-and-mean Detroit, MI, forty of your favorite WrestleCrap superstars will be on hand, taking part in a number of exciting match-ups, most notably the 30-man, over-the-top-rope Royal Rumble match Continue Reading...
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Updated Royal Rumble Card, with Two Additional Matches!

24 Submitted by on Mon, 23 December 2013, 19:19
  The WrestleCrap Royal Rumble is scheduled to take place on Sunday Night, January 19, from the sold out Joe Louis Arena, in Detroit, Michigan! In this pre-holiday edition of the WrestleCrap Event Center, we will reveal twenty entrants for the Royal Rumble match, as well as announce two additional matches to this auspicious card!   With RD Reynolds, Blade, Continue Reading...
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On December 21, WrestleCrap Presents…..Saturday Night’s Meme Event!

10 Submitted by on Sat, 30 November 2013, 15:04
  In just three short weeks, on December 21, 2013, join all the superstars of WrestleCrap in wintry Hartford, CT at the XL Center, for a Christmas gift the whole family can appreciate! It’s the debut of Saturday Night’s Meme Event! After the controversial switcharoo between Midnight Rose and Blade Braxton at Survivor Series, a couple of their opponents are Continue Reading...
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The 2013 WrestleCrap Survivor Series! The Complete Broadcast!

35 Submitted by on Thu, 28 November 2013, 20:59
IT’S THE WRESTLECRAP SURVIVOR SERIES! A REBORN THANKSGIVING NIGHT TRADITION! THE ULTIMATE IN TEAM ELIMINATION WARFARE, FEATURING…. TEAM CAPTAINS SABA SIMBA AND THE DRAGON, ALONG WITH THEIR RESPECTIVE PARTNERS, KAMALA AND THE STALKER, ALONG WITH DIEGO, EL MATADOR, FERNANDO, THE MAN’S MAN. IT’S THE SUBTLE STEREOTYPES, TAKING ON NEEDLESS REPACKAGING! TEAM CAPTAINS BASTION BOOGER AND THE GOBBLEDY GOOKER, JOIN FELLOW Continue Reading...
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Induction: Saturday Morning Slam Thanksgiving Pie Eating Contest – Sugar Rush! Sugar Rush! Sugar Crash…

19 Submitted by on Mon, 25 November 2013, 19:30
WWE, 2012 Ok, took me a few weeks to make a hard decision: I’ve decided that going back and reviewing all the Saturday Morning Slams that I missed back before we relaunched the site is a fool’s errand.  It ain’t gonna happen.  The reasons are myriad, but honestly, it’s primarily due to the fact that every report I did was Continue Reading...
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Coming Thanksgiving Night, November 28: The WrestleCrap Survivor Series!

65 Submitted by on Fri, 15 November 2013, 16:10
(Assistance with graphics provided by the wonderful and talented Catherine Perez) This Thanksgiving, after you’ve split the wishbone, settle in with the family and check out the superstars of WrestleCrap in a traditional Survivor Series event! Teams of four enter the squared circle, and battle it out in the ultimate test of survival! The WWE gimmick department comes under fire Continue Reading...
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