About: Justin Henry

Justin Henry is WrestleCrap's inquiring newsman, thirsting for knowledge always. He enjoys the art of satire, as you'll find in many of his works here at WrestleCrap. Drop him a line on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/notoriousjrh) and Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/jrhwriting)

Recent Posts by Justin Henry

Headlies: AW WENT “TOO FAR” SAYS WWE AMBASSADOR CHARLIE SHEEN

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here AW WENT “TOO FAR” SAYS WWE AMBASSADOR CHARLIE SHEEN By Justin Henry Los Angeles – Star of television and film Charlie Sheen recently signed on with World Wrestling Entertainment to serve as the company’s “social media ambassador”, and has wasted no time in lauding his new employer for their Continue Reading...
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Headlies: SOMEONE’S HAGGARD, DECREPIT GRANDPA SAYS MEAN THINGS ABOUT EDDIE GUERRERO

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here SOMEONE’S HAGGARD, DECREPIT GRANDPA SAYS MEAN THINGS ABOUT EDDIE GUERRERO By Justin Henry Ponce Inlet, FL – An elderly, crippled, and mostly useless resident of Lush Meadows Nursing Home has gone on a controversial tangent about deceased professional wrestler Eddie Guerrero. The gentleman, identified only as “Kevin”, has been Continue Reading...
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Headlies: STIFLED CM PUNK TELLS FANS HE WANTS TO START SEEING OTHER FANS

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:07
Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here STIFLED CM PUNK TELLS FANS HE WANTS TO START SEEING OTHER FANS By Justin Henry Chicago – WWE Champion CM Punk has undergone many changes over the past year. Since his ascent to the top of World Wrestling Entertainment, in the process becoming WWE Champion for a sustained period Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA’S FORTUNES TURN WITH BOARDROOM SUGGESTION: “HEY, WHAT IF WE PUT ON A GOOD PRODUCT?”

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:06
Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here TNA’S FORTUNES TURN WITH BOARDROOM SUGGESTION: “HEY, WHAT IF WE PUT ON A GOOD PRODUCT?” By Justin Henry Orlando, FL – After several years of being almost universally regarded as “a poor man’s WWE” and “a lousy excuse for a wrestling product that borders on aesthetically abusive”, Total Non-Stop Continue Reading...
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Headlies: DOLPH ZIGGLER TO RELEASE EXERCISE VIDEO CONSISTING OF AWKWARDLY PAINFUL FALLS

1 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 13:02
Text by Justin Henry and RD Reynolds; RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here DOLPH ZIGGLER TO RELEASE EXERCISE VIDEO CONSISTING OF AWKWARDLY PAINFUL FALLS By Justin Henry Hollywood, FL – Hoping to become the next crossover star out of World Wrestling Entertainment, upstart Dolph Ziggler is in the process of marketing an exercise video to fans worldwide. The 31-year-old breakout star is very Continue Reading...
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