About: Justin Henry

Justin Henry is WrestleCrap's inquiring newsman, thirsting for knowledge always. He enjoys the art of satire, as you'll find in many of his works here at WrestleCrap. Drop him a line on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/notoriousjrh) and Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/jrhwriting)

Recent Posts by Justin Henry

Newz: Watcha Gonna Do When the Hulkster Finishes Up His Dates With YEWWWW?

19 Submitted by on Fri, 27 September 2013, 13:27
  So October 1 is the expiry date for the contract of one Terrence Bollea, Thunder Mixer Enthusiast/1-800-COLLECT Shillmeister. As of this moment, the Hulkster has not re-signed with the company. The financial situation appears to be part of the impasse, as with Brooke Hogan and Mickie James gone, Hogan’s watched the company part ways with a singer and his Continue Reading...
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NEWZ: Dolph Ziggler Would Suck on Win, Lose, or Draw, Because He Can’t Do Two of Those Things

13 Submitted by on Thu, 26 September 2013, 13:35
  Don’t look at me, WWE’s the one who apparently believes Dolph Ziggler can’t draw money. The Observer’s reporting that Dolph’s premature evacuation from the main event scene is due to his perceived lack of value as a draw, and has absolutely nothing to do with his unminced public comments about the flaws within the company hierarchy, NOPE NOSIREE BOB. Continue Reading...
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NEWZ: Goldberg Creates Streaks; Ryback Just Ends Them, Because Money

13 Submitted by on Wed, 25 September 2013, 20:16
  Take this with a grain of salt the size of the frames on Brodus Clay’s Mars Blackmon glasses, but internet scuttlebutt points at WWE maybe, possibly, kinda/sorta considering having Ryback be the man to break Undertaker’s WrestleMania streak. Apparently, the way he bullies catering personnel with his unmistakably bad-ass knit hat (that you can order off of WWE Shop Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Twitter Personality Jim Ross Retires

9 Submitted by on Wed, 11 September 2013, 16:19
  Norman, OK – Internet personality Jim Ross announced Wednesday that, after a long and extensive run in the business of tweeting, he will be retiring from Twitter, effective immediately. Ross, 61, has become known among the younger generation as an ardent user of the social media site Twitter. Ross, known to fans as, “Good Ol’ JR”, mostly for the Continue Reading...
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