About: Justin Henry

Justin Henry is WrestleCrap's inquiring newsman, thirsting for knowledge always. He enjoys the art of satire, as you'll find in many of his works here at WrestleCrap. Drop him a line on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/notoriousjrh) and Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/jrhwriting)

Recent Posts by Justin Henry

NEWZ: Doc Brown Ventura vs. The US Government, Part Million (Electric Boogillion)

7 Submitted by on Wed, 02 October 2013, 12:53
“NOW WAITAMINNIT MCMAHON! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT OUR GOVERNMENT HAS OUR BEST INTERESTS IN MIND, AND WE SHOULD KEEP PONYING UP?! HAH! THEY WON’T DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THEIR CITIZENS, BUT I’LL BET THEY KEEP HULK HOGAN’S PALM GREASED! THAT’S RIGHT, THE IMMORTAL PUKESTER, CHUMP HOGAN, AND HIS CORRUPT BUDDIES LIKE JACK TUNNEY ARE GETTING FAT OFF OUR Continue Reading...
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NEWZ: 364 Days Until We Induct Los Matadores

48 Submitted by on Tue, 01 October 2013, 15:24
  Unless RD gives us permission to waive that pesky ‘one-year’ rule. Tito Santana’s rolling around his grave. Well, actually, he’s not dead, and it’s not a grave, but he can roll around in the pit WWE dug to hold all of the cash Susan G. Komen’s forking over for their part in the ‘pinkwashing’ campaign. I’d say the very Continue Reading...
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Newz: Mr. Anderson Would’ve Signed with ROH, but Couldn’t Agree on a New Last Name

8 Submitted by on Mon, 30 September 2013, 14:34
  Some good news for TNA in the long, dark hallway that has been their 2013: Mr. Anderson will likely soon be re-signing with the beleaguered company, which lessens the possibility of the company having to find a ham-fisted excuse to blame this on Bruce Prichard, as Brother Love-to-be-Incompetent was turfed months ago. Anderson’s one of the few ex-WWE talents within Continue Reading...
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