About: Justin Henry

Justin Henry is WrestleCrap's inquiring newsman, thirsting for knowledge always. He enjoys the art of satire, as you'll find in many of his works here at WrestleCrap. Drop him a line on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/notoriousjrh) and Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/jrhwriting)

Recent Posts by Justin Henry

WrestleCrap Returns to Action, Friday Night, February 7 for The Meme Event!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 20 January 2014, 14:39
  The city of Buffalo, NY will never be same after Friday night, February 7, with a special edition of The Meme Event! After what took at the 2014 WrestleCrap Royal Rumble, the top stars of WrestleCrap will be in action to settle ongoing grudges, and pave the road to WrestleCrapMania on Sunday, March 30! After Irwin R. Schyster’s victory Continue Reading...
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The Complete 2014 WrestleCrap Royal Rumble from Detroit, MI!

14 Submitted by on Sun, 19 January 2014, 21:00
The WrestleCrap Royal Rumble, where 30 men battle to be the last man standing! Participants include: -Hyyyy-den-reich! -Bass-chun BOOG-er! -Ah-KEEM, the African Dream! -Pack-Man Jones! -The Gobb-ahl-dee Gooker! -I-zik Yankem Dee Dee Ess! -Mantaur! -That 70’s Guy! -The Ugandan Giant, KA-MA-LAAA! -Alleged Space Alien Black Scor-pee-un! -CHEE-TUMMMM! -Michael Cole! -“Pink Assassin” Blade BRAX-DUN! -The Artist! -SOOP-er Eric! -Santina Mahh-rella! -Max Continue Reading...
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David “The Masked Man” Shoemaker Answers….The Count of 10

2 Submitted by on Wed, 08 January 2014, 15:49
  The WrestleCrap Count of 10 poses ten questions to a wrestling personality, be they a performer, behind-the-scenes staffer, or otherwise.   In this edition, I talk with Grantland.com wrestling writer David Shoemaker, better known by his ring-generic pen name, “The Masked Man.” For over two years, Shoemaker has articulately and astutely written about the world of wrestling for Grantland, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: MILLIONS DELETE WWE APP AFTER DISCOVERING JERRY LAWLER WAS GOING TO LIVE

6 Submitted by on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:48
  BALTIMORE – After being hospitalized earlier Monday following a vomiting spell that was possibly linked to chest pains, wrestling legend Jerry “The King” Lawler updated a worldwide television audience with a positive prognosis during WWE Monday Night Raw. In regards to receiving updates on Lawler’s health status, dignified lead WWE broadcaster Michael Cole informed home viewers that they could Continue Reading...
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