About: Justin Henry

Justin Henry is WrestleCrap's inquiring newsman, thirsting for knowledge always. He enjoys the art of satire, as you'll find in many of his works here at WrestleCrap. Drop him a line on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/notoriousjrh) and Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/jrhwriting)

Recent Posts by Justin Henry

CM Punk Defcon Alert Status: Out of Hiding, Enjoying Mixed Martial Fisticuffs

6 Submitted by on Sun, 23 February 2014, 00:58
  (Photo Credit: TheLanceJr) “Sure, Phil, you can sit next to me any time! Tell me about the awful things Vince was gonna have you do!” You know Dana White (to Punk’s right) said that at least once. Along with, “You know, Ken Shamrock can fuck a tree. You don’t like Shamrock, do ya?” (Follow Justin on Twitter. E-mail and all Continue Reading...
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Once Again, Botchamania is the Best Show Going Today

9 Submitted by on Fri, 21 February 2014, 16:33
  For the second straight year, Maffew Gregg’s Botchamania took home Best TV Show (because you can watch YouTube on your televisions) in the annual RSPW Awards. For a balloting that dates back to 1990, when 27 wrestling fans had the internet and all of them clamored for a Brad Armstrong push, it’s unclear whether Maffew’s dominance in the category Continue Reading...
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Miz’s Wedding Goes Off Without a Hitch After Miz Was Safely Found on the Hotel Roof

3 Submitted by on Fri, 21 February 2014, 13:16
  Live from Miz and Maryse’s wedding, it’s WWE’s version of The Hangover, with a guest appearance by John Morrison! Sadly, there’s no real Zach Galifianakis prototype here, so I guess Ryder’s defaulted into that role. Not pictured: Yoshi Tatsu as Chow, Big E as Black Miz, Kane as Jeffrey Tambor, Summer Rae as the good-natured stripper Jade, Evan Bourne Continue Reading...
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Vince McMahon Informs Breathless World That CM Punk’s on Siesta

10 Submitted by on Thu, 20 February 2014, 16:58
  In accordance with the internet’s Defcon 12 coverage of CM Punk’s walkout (“CM Punk picks up girlfriend at airport”, “CM Punk poses for trading card photo”), it’s being widely reported that Vince McMahon briefly name-dropped the missing star at today’s investor conference call, with every single hanger-on dying to chomp at the succulent news nugget dangled before them. McMahon’s Continue Reading...
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