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Induction: JBL Is Poopy – And a murderer (almost)

37 Submitted by on Thu, 01 October 2015, 20:05
WWE, 2008 Often in wrestling, writers will book an old angle all over again, but stupider. In 2000, The Rock led a walk-out against the ruthless heel authority figures for firing Mick Foley. Eleven years later, Jerry Lawler led a walk-out against the fan-friendly authority figure for negligence and anal bleeding. In 2006, DX dropped simulated fecal matter on the Continue Reading...
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Induction: Macho Man’s Poop Problems – Too Hot to Handle, Too Brown to Drown

48 Submitted by on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:19
WCW, 1999 It’s safe to say that the Randy Savage of 1999 was not the same Macho Man wrestling fans remembered from the 80s or even the early 90s. Now substantially bulkier for reasons I won’t speculate about, this Randy Savage was no longer a high-flyer. Instead of Miss Elizabeth at his side, Macho Man now had a three-woman entourage Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross talks about Vince McMahon pooping in his pants- literal WrestleCrap!

3 Submitted by on Tue, 18 March 2014, 06:53
Yes, according to Jim Ross in this interview on Opie & Anthony, Vince McMahon accidentally crapped his pants when he tried to fart. He in fact “sharted”. I learned a new word today. I love it when WrestleCrap really is WrestleCRAP. I’d like to think that Jim relaying this story is sweet, sweet revenge for all the bad angles and Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: See The Big Show’s poop problems for yourself!

1 Submitted by on Sun, 19 January 2014, 20:00
Crapper Preparation Triple H writes: I was recently looking back at some of the WrestleCrap Classic Inductions & re-read “Big Show’s Poop Problem”, which has to be my favorite induction because – as you put it – it literally is WrestleCrap. Anyway, I found YouTube video of that night’s excremental excitement: Hope you enjoy! Ah, yes! One of my favorite Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Big Show’s Poop Problem – Sometimes These Things Just Write Themselves

14 Submitted by on Fri, 31 May 2013, 09:15
WWE, 2003 There are times when working on this site just isn’t fun. Times when, as I look at the calendar, I realize that our new monthly deadline for new inductions is fast approaching, and I scramble to come up with ideas to present to you, my fellow Crappers. Times when, following a long day at my “real job”, I’d Continue Reading...
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0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:04
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here JOHN CENA DECLARES POOP “NO LONGER FUNNY” AFTER COUSIN’S TYPHOID DEATH By Justin Henry For several years, WWE’s main event avatar, John Cena, has derived much mileage out of childish bathroom humor. To the consternation of veteran Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Ortons vs. The Undertaker – Possession is 9/10s of the law, but only 1/10 of what made this feud so stupid

27 Submitted by on Thu, 29 October 2015, 20:06
WWE, 2005 It’s Halloween time, and you’d think that we here at Wrestlecrap would roll out some scary themed inductions to mark the occasion. Well, have no fear! …No, have some fear, because it’s Halloween… React with as much fear as you deem appropriate for this most frightening of all wrestling feuds: The Undertaker vs. the Ortons! Wax dummies! Demonic Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Vince McMahon and the Brass Rings – 2014 Gooker Award Co-Winner

92 Submitted by on Thu, 05 February 2015, 20:00
WWE, 2014 Text by RD Reynolds and Art 0Donnell “You have, you know, this is a different group of guys, and gals…its millennials. You know, they’re not as ambitious, quite frankly, and they’re not trepidatious at all.  I just don’t think they want to reach for that brass ring.  The last person to really reach for that brass ring in Continue Reading...
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Induction: The 2012 Royal Rumble – Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread

50 Submitted by on Thu, 22 January 2015, 20:00
WWE, 2012 It’s hard to imagine a Royal Rumble with less at stake in it than 2012’s battle royal. Of course, until 1993, the winner of the Royal Rumble wasn’t guaranteed to main-event Wrestlemania. However, 2012’s Royal Rumble was the first in history where the winner was guaranteed not to main-event Wrestlemania. The headlining match of Wrestlemania 28 having already Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Jingle All the Way & Jingle All the Way 2 – We Watched Them Both And Didn’t Hear “It’s Not a Tumor” or “Get ‘Er Done” Even Once

52 Submitted by on Thu, 18 December 2014, 20:00
Ah December…the time we get to take a break from writing about horrible wrestling and instead go dumpster diving into the world of horrible Christmas movies!  We’ve been doing this I believe since year one at WrestleCrap, so there ain’t no stopping us now.  And this year, you get a double dose, as we do a two-fer-one with myself and Continue Reading...
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Induction: John Cena, This Is Your Life – Baloney, fudge, and mustard, this was terrible!

38 Submitted by on Thu, 16 October 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2011 In wrestling, there are certain ideas that were so successful at one time that writers can trot them out almost verbatim with no other justification but, “Let’s do this again because you liked it the first time!” Just look at The Four Horseman. Not only did it re-form repeatedly in the 90s, but as late as 2010, TNA Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Sid Vicious, Lost in Louisiana – He Has Half the Sense of Direction You Do!

39 Submitted by on Mon, 29 September 2014, 21:00
WCW, 2000 Big news first: the new Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition is NOW AVAILABLE.  Not for pre-order; it’s shipping NOW.  I will also have a few autographed books available to ship directly from WrestleCrap HQ, which will be available sometime in the near future.  So check back if you are interested! I’ve kinda beat y’all over the head with Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This is a dream matchup?

12 Submitted by on Mon, 04 August 2014, 02:00
I stumbled onto this wrestling magazine from the late 90’s and the cover made me laugh. Roddy Piper Vs. Steve Austin is a dream match? Who thought this was a dream match?! Yeah, I don’t know either, Mr. Mountain Rock! “Revenge”? Revenge for what?! Did Steve steal Roddy’s newspaper? Did Roddy let his dog poop on Steve’s lawn? Inquiring minds Continue Reading...
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Legends’ House episode 1: “The Boys are Back”

10 Submitted by on Sat, 19 April 2014, 12:00
When WWE Network was first announced in fall 2011, Legends’ House, where eight legends of the squared circle would share a house in California, was one of the first programs advertised. Since then, CM Punk has won the WWE title, held it for 14 months, lost it to the Rock, was kept out of the title picture for a year, Continue Reading...
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Induction: Cryme Tyme meets George W. Bush: If the President was pro-life, why did he perform this comedic abortion?

31 Submitted by on Thu, 13 March 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2006 WWE, not unlike the Ultimate Warrior, has a lot of bad habits, but only ones that help this website survive. Besides a fascination with feces, outrageously lewd sexual story lines, and constantly humiliating Jim Ross, Vince and his band of merry yes-men have always had a thing for political jokes.   Well, not so much “political” jokes as Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Lots of WCW and WWE Thumb Wrestling toys

11 Submitted by on Mon, 24 February 2014, 02:00
Crapper Micah writes: You know why this commercial is only 30 seconds long? Because that’s exactly how long you could have fun with these. Yeah… “Hey kids, stick your thumb right up Hulk Hogan’s poop chute!”. is in fact not taken (quick, someone grab that domain!).  I don’t remember thumb wrestling being some kind of really popular thing we Continue Reading...
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Induction: Double Dare’s Super-Slop-O-Mania – Still more mature than Punk’d

17 Submitted by on Thu, 06 February 2014, 21:00
Nickelodeon/WWF, 1989 With two former wrestlers like Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan handling announcing duties for years in the WWF, constantly at odds, don’t you find it odd that they never squared off in the ring to settle their differences? Why, Michael Cole was barely a year into his insufferable jerk persona before he and Jerry Lawler had a series Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mean Gene Okerlund has sticky goo on his hand! Do we want to know how that happened?!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 20 November 2013, 23:18
Right smack dab in the middle of his feud with The Ultimate Warrior, Papa Shango decides to put a voodoo curse on Mean Gene Oklerlund that causes mysterious black goo to pour out of his sleeve and onto his hand- I was half expecting Jed Clampett to show up “shootin’ at some crude. Oil, that is! Black gold! Texas tea!”. He Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: 3 Ninjas on MegaMountain – Featuring Hulk Hogan, Karate Warrior

18 Submitted by on Fri, 21 June 2013, 09:15
Theatrical Motion Picture, 1998 If there was one thing I was disappointed with in the WrestleCrap book, it was the fact that although I spent an entire chapter covering Hulk Hogan’s movie career, I had to cut short pretty much anything past Thunder in Paradise. After all, the book was called “WrestleCrap”, not “HoganMovieCrap” (although, come to think of it, Continue Reading...
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3 Submitted by on Sun, 31 March 2013, 12:24
Text by Justin Henry and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here THE HARDCORE FANS DEMANDED IT: KEVIN THORN, BIG DADDY V TO HEADLINE NEXT ECW REUNION SHOW By Justin Henry Philadelphia, PA – “I MISS ECW!” Cries from that vein, or similar, coarse through the internet wrestling community. Since ECW Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Big Show vs. Akebono – Yes, Big Show in a THONG

10 Submitted by on Fri, 22 March 2013, 11:00
WWF, 2005 Maybe it’s just me, but I thought this past weekend’s showdown between the Big Show and Floyd “Money” Mayweather was just about perfect. Sure, you could argue from a smarkish point of view that WWE allowing one of their biggest (literally and figuratively) stars to be KO’d by a welterweight boxer, but come on – that was a Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: No Holds Barred – A Tale of Crapped Pants and Teeny Weiners

19 Submitted by on Sun, 03 March 2013, 19:59
It’s a travesty. It’s a travesty of the highest magnitude, and, I believe it is fair to say, without hyperbole, a crime against mankind itself. Here we are, 15 years removed from the release of the first movie featuring Hulk Hogan in a starring role, and where, I ask, is the anniversary DVD release? (Note from 2013 RD: It’s right Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Governor: Did This Angle Suck? You Betcha!

30 Submitted by on Thu, 28 February 2013, 20:00
The 2008 election between Barack Obama and John McCain was literally the most important U.S. Presidential election in nearly four years. While Barack Obama won the vote, the campaign saw a new breakout political star by the name of Sarah Palin, who either nearly won or cost the election for McCain, depending on whom you ask. The Alaska governor, who Continue Reading...
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Vince Hears the Awful Truth About a Superstar – A Justin Henry Satire

18 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2013, 23:18
Well, look who’s awake! Yeah, well, it’s kinda hard to sleep on such a thin mattress. Don’t these hospital people understand that, I don’t know, comfort is a necessity for the human body? They probably heard stories about wrestlers that perform 300 days a year on an uncomfortable canvas, and figured their boss prefers such discomfort for himself too. …..if Continue Reading...
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Past Inductions

1 Submitted by on Sun, 30 December 2012, 22:01
These inductions are not live on the site.  However, we will be posting them from time to time as Classic Inductions. Should you wish to have them all, like RIGHT NOW!, you can view them by picking up an archive disc, which you can obtain for free when you purchase another WrestleCrap DVD by clicking here.   Pre-2010 Inductions: 1995 Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap DVDs

3 Submitted by on Sun, 30 December 2012, 15:09
Please note – as of this time, WrestleCrap DVDs are NOT available.  We’re working on something new on the horizon…stay tuned.   FREE WrestleCrap Archives in Six-Pack of Discs! Your absolute best (Real) deal!  Six big discs of Crappy goodness: the WrestleCrap Radio Roast Shoot Interview, 2 FREE Archive Discs, the WrestleCrap Radio Shoot Interview, and Worst of RD Double Continue Reading...
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