Red Rooster T-Shirt

Fellow Crapper Liu writes: "While words can do no justice to the craptitude of that shirt, there are plenty of words to describe the weirdo who paid $405 for it! One would think that Terry Taylor would had hunted down and burned every last one of those in existence by now."

RD: Yeah, that one's bad, but this one, I would argue, is far worse:

And I can't really make fun of the guy that bought the Rooster shirt, cuz God knows if the Captain Mike shirt ever hits eBay, I could see myself ponying up four hundred bones.

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Remember, kids - no matter how stupid this week's item may have been, no matter how much of a fool you feel like for perhaps owning what we've written about above, you'll never be as much of a loser as RD and Blade are. After all, they shelled out $200 for this.