Thanks to countless Crappers who mailed this one in - the new Haku figure does, indeed, COME WITH CROWN AS ILLUSTRATED! Let us all burn our old Apter mags that have mocked us for years.

LONG LIVE THE KING!

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Remember, kids - no matter how stupid this week's item may have been, no matter how much of a fool you feel like for perhaps owning what we've written about above, you'll never be as much of a loser as RD and Blade are. After all, they shelled out $200 for this.