What if
the InVasion hadn't failed?
Our story continues at No Mercy, where the WWF and WCW find themselves at
the barrel of a gun held by the Lunatic Fringe; for the WWF, dissension within
the ranks threatens kill the WWF without Heyman lifting a finger. In WCW, the
possibility of the corruption of Booker T and DDP threatens to derail the
company's progress in re-establishing themselves. All three groups head into No
Mercy knowing that if they don't score some victories, there may be no survival
...
No Mercy: Oct. 21st, 2001
Announcements are made regarding the two matches that, due to recent events,
are under a cloud of confusion; the WWF Tag Title match is turned into a
three-way dance, with both The APA and The Dudleys (still in the match courtesy
of Paul Heyman threatening an anti-trust lawsuit if the original match contract
that included The Dudleys was altered in favor of removing them from the
match). But the other match in question, the two-falls US/Intercontinental
defense against Kane and Dean Malenko ... Heyman's statement of a
"match-time decision" does nothing to clear up the issue.
No Mercy's first match is the WCW Tag Title defense of The Impact Players
against WCW's muscle-for-hire team of Kronik. With singles' victories in the
books against their smaller foes, Kronik looks to have the upper hand in every
way as the match begins. And, knowing the team's tendency to rely on Lita for
extra help, Kronik neutralize the Extreme Diva with Molly Holly at ringside.
Even the extreme rules of the match work against the IP as Kronik return every
weapon-aided attack back on their opponents, damaging them further. But the
sheer power and dominance of Kronik loses out to the numbers game, as Steven
Richards and Jerry Lynn help turn the tide to the Impact Players, and give the
Fringe the victory in the evening's first match. But the victory is a hollow
one, as Chavo Guerrero and Billy Kidman help run off the Fringe contingent, and
WCW stands tall in the ring.
The titanic no-disqualifications clash between the Big Show and Undertaker
follows. With no DQ's, it gives the titans a license to maim, but neither man
makes a beeline for weapons and objects; for both men, the match is about
making the other suffer. Both Show and Undertaker use their surroundings and the
ring itself as their weapons, throwing and dropping and slamming the other
against the barricade and the ringposts. But unlike before, 'Taker doesn't call
on his brothers or his friends in the WWF to come to his aid. When Big Show
kicks out of a choke-slam, 'Taker tries not to show his worry, but gets greedy
and attempts a Last Ride. Big Show's bulk proves too much, and a choke-slam
later, Big Show finally gets a pinfall over the American Badass.
Mike Awesome's chance for revenge on the Fringe follows, as Heyman ushers Tazz
out to the ring for their encounter. Heyman curses Awesome all the way to the
ring, reminding Awesome how he lost to Tazz in under two minutes a year before,
and how it took another guy to help him beat Tazz in 1999. Awesome ignores Heyman's
taunting and goes after Tazz with a fire and a tangible need to prove himself
with a decisive victory. Initially, Tazz's mat wrestling and arsenal of
suplexes give him an early advantage, but Awesome's power and deceptive speed
prove a great advantage in establishing dominance over the Human Suplex
Machine. Slowly but surely, Awesome's offense gains momentum until he seems an
unstoppable steamroller. Sensing the end, and a defeat, is near, Heyman creates
a distraction while Tazz grabs a cinder block from under the ring and breaks it
across Awesome's head. Tazz slaps a Tazzmission on the unconscious Awesome;
when Awesome shows no signs of coming to, the ref has no choice but to call the
match for Tazz.
Edge & Christian enter the ring and give the crowd an extra five seconds on
their normal five-second pose so they can savor the "magifiosity" (as
Christian puts it) of their WWF Tag Titles. The crowd loves them, but their
fellow WWF superstars Faarooq and Bradshaw do not, and deliver plenty of cold
glares across the ring. The hostile glances are a precursor to the lack of
teamwork in the WWF side of the match, a weakness the Dudleys exploit time and
again with cheating and double-teaming that goes un-countered by the third
team. But while the APA won't lift a finger to save the reigning tag champions,
they do stop the Dudleys from pinfall attempts on Edge & Christian, lest
the belts fall into even worse hands then the pair of slackers they currently
rest in. But between the lack of teamwork between the WWF teams, and the lack
of rules for being a triple threat, the Dudleys are able to overcome the odds
and score a Spike-and-Heyman-aided pinfall on Faarooq for the victory and the
WWF Tag Titles. The Dudleys make tracks for safer ground, celebrating the regaining
of the belts, leaving Edge & Christian and the APA to duke it out against
each other until security pries them apart.
With ECW's sudden streak driving morale back into the toilet, the arrival of
RVD, on crutches and with Heyman in tow carrying RVD's two belts, sinks it even
further. Heyman grabs a microphone as RVD waves to "his fans".
"Ladies and gentlemen," says Heyman in a mock mournful tone of voice,
"it is my burden to inform you that Rob Van Dam, your United States and
Intercontinental Champion, is unable to perform tonight due to the injuries he
sustained on Smackdown. I hate to disappoint you, the paying public, of the
privilege of seeing the most captivating athlete ever to grace a wrestling
ring, but-" Explosions and a sea of red light cut off Heyman's patronizing
speech. Heyman cowers in fear of the Big Red Machine, who replies to Heyman's
excuses by attempting to chokeslam the rotund manager. RVD drops his crutches
and charges Kane; the ref immediately signals the timekeeper, and the match
begins (the first fall announced as the fall to determine the United States
Champion) as Malenko races down to ringside to join the action. Immediately,
RVD tries to fall back on the leg as a reason for mercy, but neither man will
have any of it and spend the next several minutes punishing and pounding the
living hell out of RVD. RVD has to scramble out of the ring to get even a
moment of recuperation time, but Kane and Malenko close in around him and
continue to deliver the pain. But when RVD is fully laid out and ready for the
taking, Kane prevents Malenko from taking the pin. Malenko starts to go at it
with Kane, using his speed and technical wizardry to fell the big man. Kane
fights back with raw power, but with RVD coming to, both men stop the bickering
and refocus on RVD. Once he is put down, Malenko goes back after Kane,
dedicating his attack to Kane's legs. With Kane on the mat and hurting, Malenko
returns to RVD and manages to cinch in the Texas Cloverleaf. Heyman tries to
reach in and pull RVD to the ropes, but Malenko drags RVD to the middle of the
ring; before Heyman can make it in with much-needed assistance, RVD taps,
giving Malenko the US Title. The second fall begins immediately, and Malenko
tries slapping on the Texas Cloverleaf again. Kane manages to get to his feet
and hobbles over to break up the submission move before RVD can tap out again.
RVD rolls out of the ring and collapses on the mat while Kane, still favoring a
leg, works over Malenko with hard blows and thunderous slams; but none of the
abuse can keep Malenko's shoulders on the mat for three. A chokeslam turns
Malenko into a rag doll, but the impact sends his body flying out of the ring
and crashing onto the arena floor. When Kane gives chase, RVD pushes Kane into
the ring post and takes over the match. RVD dazzles Kane with a blur of kicks
and high-speed, high-impact offense, keeping the big man off his feet and
unable to get any kind of comeback put together. After several near-falls, RVD
finally goes for the Five-Star Frog Splash to end things, only for Malenko to
come back from the dead and shove RVD off the top rope. RVD still collides with
Kane, although not exactly as planned, and Malenko follows him down with a
precision elbow to the heart. Malenko throws an arm on RVD and, to the shock of
the crowd, the ref gets to three, and Malenko wins the Intercontinental Title
on top of the US Title.
Austin eschews the normal four-corner pose when he enters the ring for his
match with Jericho, his eyes, normally fireballs of piss and vinegar, cold and
lethal. It is the only thing he and Jericho have in common, as Jericho is all
business as he approaches the ring, too. When the bell rings, the two iconic
unofficial leaders of the WWF lock in a staredown. Austin is the first to budge
after almost a minute of silent scorn traded in glances, going for a kick in
the gut; Jericho catches the boot, sweeps out the other leg and goes for the
Walls, but Austin twists out. A few more attempts at a quick finish end up in
more stalemates, and the match quickly descends into a barroom brawl. Austin
ends up getting the advantage, and presses it with stomps, kicks and a
hailstorm of fists. But despite the hellacious mugging, Jericho rises to his
feet with every blow, refusing to lay down for Austin. Austin drags Jericho
outside, using the ring steps, posts, barricade and anything else he can find
to aid in battering Jericho into unconsciousness without getting disqualified,
but Jericho's resilience and pride help him kick out, many times before two.
Austin tries bickering with the ref, but it gets him no favors, and Austin
returns his attention to Jericho with a stiff paintbrush. Jericho's eyes go
wide with surprise and rage, and suddenly, Jericho comes to life in a blur of
punches. Austin retreats to a corner, but Jericho is on top of him, pounding
wildly on Austin's head and body; the ref tries to pry Jericho off of Austin,
but Jericho will not be stopped. The ref starts a five-count, but gets as far
as four before Jericho whips Austin into the other corner and follows with a
clothesline. From there, Austin spends the rest of the match on defense or
running for his life; any move he gets is a counter from which Jericho comes
back almost instantaneously. Even a Stunner isn't enough to stop Jericho, who
kicks out and comes back just as strong and fiercely determined. Austin plays
his one last card to save face, and throws Jericho into the ref, sandwiching
Earl Hebner between Jericho and the turnbuckle. Austin leaves the ring and
makes a beeline for the locker room, but stops halfway down the aisle when he
doesn't hear the bell or the ring announcer; Jericho is talking to the ref,
convincing him not to go for the DQ and let the fight play out. Austin
paralyzes with fright, a deer in the headlights of Jericho, coming down the
aisle like a runaway freight train. Austin's paralysis finally breaks, but not
soon enough, and Jericho is drag Austin back into the ring. This time, when
Jericho tries for the Walls, Austin cannot resist, and despite his best
efforts, cannot withstand the pain and taps out. Jericho keeps the hold on just
a little longer, long enough to hear Austin beg to be released; Jericho drops
Austin's legs and leaves the ring immediately, looking back only once at his
handiwork without a trace of pride.
With Austin and his loyalists coming up empty-handed in their matches for the
evening, the pressure on Angle is high as he steps out for his WWF Title
confrontation with Rhyno. Without the benefit of aid from any Fringe members or
Paul Heyman, the expectation that it is Angle's time is not unfounded, and he
approaches the ring with that confidence. Rhyno, too, approaches with
determination and confidence, but paranoid glances give away his worry over the
loss of his safety net. Nevertheless, Rhyno wrestles with the same ferocity he
is known for, combating Angle's technical prowess with raw power, but Angle's
experience in both the professional and amateur ranks gives Angle the edge.
Angle's only problem is keeping Rhyno off his vertical base long enough to work
on the leg and ankle for his Ankle Lock, as Rhyno drags himself to his feet
every time Angle unloads on him. But an Angle Slam attempt gives Rhyno the
opportunity to take the offense, hammering Angle with his high-impact
maneuvers. Slowly, a pattern emerges in Rhyno's offense: moves targeting
Angle's previously broken neck. Angle does his best to get in some
counter-offense, but more and more, the neck becomes weakened, and the simplest
maneuvers become a chore. When Rhyno tries for a Gore, Angle dodges and creates
his window of opportunity, and hits the Angle Slam .... but is too weakened to
capitalize fast enough, and only gets two. Both men struggle to their feet and
exchange punches, starting a back and forth series of moves and counters and
near-falls for both men. A piledriver attempt by Rhyno is reversed by Angle
into the Ankle Lock, but Rhyno reaches the ropes after a few agonizing moments
of suffering. Rhyno gets on his feet again, and Angle tries to pull him off for
another Ankle Lock, but Rhyno manages to puts the brakes on and connect with a
devastating-looking piledriver. The crowd gasps when Angle gets a shoulder up
at 2 and 7/8ths. A powerbomb high on the back gets another fraction from 3, so
Rhyno drags Angle to his feet, throws him into the ropes and makes the charge
for the Gore ... only for Angle to use a drop toe hold out of nowhere, sit up
and slap on the Ankle Lock yet again. It is a full two minutes before Rhyno
breaks the hold by reaching the ropes. Angle tries to go for the ankle again,
pushing Rhyno back into the corner. Rhyno batters Angle's neck and back to stop
his offensive onslaught, then delivers the coup de grace of the match; a sickening
piledriver off the second turnbuckle that sends Angle into seizures. Rhyno
stills Angle long enough to get an exhausted and hard-earned three-count to
retain the WWF Title, another crushing defeat of the WWF's ranking elite by the
upstart champion, and another in a chain for the evening.
With the streak of success the Fringe is on, it only underscores the tension
riding into the WCW World Title match. Heyman comes out by himself, but sits to
one side of the ring, in between the designated corners for Booker T and DDP,
who come to a very mixed reaction when they are introduced. Conversely, Ric
Flair is given a hero's welcome, and The Rock is shown a fair amount of
respect, despite his employer. When the match begins, the foursome pair off
into two groups, with Booker and The Rock squaring off and Flair taking on DDP.
After a bit, Rock and Flair switch places, until Booker and DDP, frustrated
with their lack of traction against their opponents, bail. Heyman is right
there to counsel the two, who stand neither listen nor shove Heyman away, but
stand still and collect their thoughts .... until Flair, living up to his
"dirtiest player in the game" moniker by Pearl Harboring Rocky.
Booker and DDP watch as Rock and Flair go at it; when Rock gets the upper hand
and puts Flair on the mat, Booker and DDP swoop back in and attack both men,
taking full control of the match. Heyman cheers on his potential new clients as
they dominate Rock and Flair, connecting with punishing move after move ... but
the alliance disintegrates when DDP hits a Diamond Cutter on Flair and goes for
the pin; Booker breaks up the count, and DDP and Booker get nose-to-nose. Rock
rolls up the distracted Booker, but gets a two-count, and the fight is back on.
Rock manages to make a comeback against Booker, and Flair reverses a second
Diamond Cutter attempt to launch his comeback. The crowd eats up the stereo
face comebacks, especially when Rock and Flair both go for leg submission moves
(Flair a figure-four, and The Rock a Sharpshooter); when Rock and Flair notice
their synchronicity, Rock nods, and both men give out a "Woo!", then
lock in their moves. Booker manages to escape by grabbing the ropes, but Rock
doesn't let up, hitting hard and fast, hitting punches and clotheslines and a
belly-to-belly suplex. But a thumb to the eye stops Rock in his tracks, and
Booker scores with a Book-End. Booker goes for the pin as Flair cranks back on
the figure-four; the ref hesitates, waiting to see if Page will tap; Page tries
to hold on, so the ref goes down for the count. When the ref's hand hits for
the third time, Page starts tapping. The ref signals for the bell; Booker is on
his feet, hands in the air, while Flair releases the hold, one hand in the air
in triumph. When the ring announcer proclaims Booker T the new champ, Flair's
eyes bug out, first in anger, then in horror. Flair gets up as Heyman crawls in
the ring to celebrate the victory, stealing the belt from the timekeeper's
hands to present it to Booker himself. "On behalf of the Lunatic Fringe
and myself," proclaims Heyman, "allow me to be the first to
congratulate you on your victory, and officially welcome you to-"
The words die in Heyman's mouth as Booker's hand wraps around Heyman's throat.
Booker tears the microphone out of Heyman's hand. "I never said nothing bout joinin' your group, Paul
Heyman! Yo' ass just got-"
DDP gets to his feet and lays a hand on Booker's arm, shaking his head.
"We may not like how Old Man Flair or The Crock got in on our business," DDP says through
deep breaths, "but the last thing we'd ever do is sell ourselves to a piece of scum
like you!" Heyman stands slack-jawed, staring at Booker and DDP. When he
tries to form a rebuttal, all he gets out are stammered consonants and vague
vowel sounds. It is The Rock who clears the fog for Heyman; "If The Rock's
crystal clear on what he's just heard, The Rock thinks they're telling your
fat, monkey ass to get the hell out of their ring!"
Heyman blinks a few times, still too surprised to form a word, until Flair
takes the air from his lungs with a shot to the groin from behind. Booker and
DDP grab Heyman on either side and deposit him on the arena floor with a rough
toss through the ropes, much to the delight, and relief, of the fans. Rock and
Flair offer handshakes to their opponents, but Booker and DDP, ever pragmatic
and still bitter about the mere presence of their opponents, take their leave.
The ring announcer begins the announcement for the final "special main
event" as the Hell On Earth cage descends and ring techs bring about
wheelbarrows and boxes full of various objects and weaponry. In addition, Tommy
Dreamer brings with him a shopping cart with even more implements, but even
more horrific then what is supplied by the WWF: a metal rake, a ball peen
hammer, spools of barbed wire, and an amorphous burlap sack that evokes
memories of the Undertaker/Mankind Hell In A Cell or the Cactus Jack/Triple H
Street Fight. But Dreamer has no confidence in the eyes, no steeled
determination in the lines of his face; only the look of a man on his way to
certain doom. Conversely, when Raven approaches the mammoth steel structure, he
shows the same certainty of a sealed fate ... but, for possibly the first time
since a young Scott Levy descended into his inner darkness and emerged as the
tormented Raven, an untouchable serenity surrounds him like an aura. When the
ref signals for the bell, everyone holds their breath for all hell to break
loose ... but neither man make a move. Dreamer stands in his corner, knuckles
white as he clinches the ropes, while Raven reclines in his corner, waiting
like some patient Zen master. Finally, Dreamer steps into the abyss and makes
the first attack, and the ballet of bloodshed gets underway. It is only minutes
before weaponry is employed; first, a chair, which stops Dreamer's onslaught
for a few seconds. The Singapore cane, a snowshovel, a stop sign and a 2-by-4
all get brought into the mix, battering bodies, breaking bones and busting
Raven and Dreamer wide open. Dreamer is the first one to taste the stinging
pricks of the barbed wire cell, plunging chest-first onto the barbs when he
leaps at Raven, who moves out of the way; Raven sinks the barbs in further with
whacks to the back with a steel chair, drawing groans from the crowd. But the
horror is only begun, as the two combatants proceed to drag everything within
reach in their quest to destroy the other: tables, the barbed wire, the 2-by-4
lit on fire, and the hammer turn the match into a window upon Hell's
battlefield, the two combatants forever locked in a war that will only end with
death. Dreamer draws a nine-count on Raven from a blow to the head with a steel
chair wrapped in barbed wire, which puts the advantage firmly in Dreamer's
blood-soaked hands, but nothing he does will keep Raven on the mat. Dreamer
goes so far as to use a cattle-prod (another of his hidden weapons brought to
ringside in his cart) to try and electrocute Raven into unconsciousness, once
while against the barbed wire of the cell wall. But Dreamer's mistake comes
when he tries to impale Raven with a rake; Raven dodges and hits Dreamer in the
nuts, giving Raven the chance to come back. Raven brings the house on Dreamer,
including a vicious Raven Effect on the barbed wire steel chair, but Dreamer
answers the count. Finally, Raven opens the sack of thumbtacks, pouring them
all over the barbed wire chair. Raven positions Dreamer on the turnbuckle,
sitting down, then climbs up, puts him in a front headlock, and delivers a DDT
from the turnbuckle onto the chair. Raven manages to get his feet at 8, but
Dreamer is motionless in a rapidly growing pool of blood long past the match-winning
10-count. Paramedics carry both men out of the arena on stretchers to a rousing
standing ovation to give the WWF a symbolic victory over one of the Fringe's
top men to close out the evening.
Nitro: Oct. 22nd
After a recap of Booker's successful reclaiming of the WCW Title the night
before, Nitro opens with a celebratory display of fireworks and the promise of
a huge night for WCW, with Big Show facing off against Mike Awesome for the
first crack at Booker T, Molly Holly versus Lita, and a WCW Tag Title defense
by The Impact Players against surprise opponents.
But the music of The Rock cuts off the announcers, and the People's Champ
marches down to the ring. The crowd gives the former WCW Champion shows the
same respect to The Rock as he had shown to WCW since winning the title with a
standing ovation. Rock allows the crowd to get it out of their system, then
speaks. "The Rock realizes this is Nitro, this is WCW, but The Rock just
wants to make one thing perfectly clear before The Rock heads back to Smackdown
this Thursday, and to do that, The Rock needs a few people to come to this
ring. The Rock wants Booker T, The Rock wants Arn Anderson, woo!, Ric Flair, and The Rock especially wants Shane O'Mac himself in this
very ring!"
Arn and Flair come out together and shake hands with Rock while they wait for
the other two. Booker comes next, suspicious eyes regarding The Rock with a
cautious loathing. Finally, after a few more seconds, Shane McMahon comes out
to a standing ovation. Bashfully, Shane approaches the ring, shaking hands with
his commissioner, his champion and his in-ring "general" before
acknowledging The Rock. Rock and Shane eye each other for a few long, silent
seconds before Rock speaks, firstly looking right at his rival, Booker T.
"The Rock didn't come out here to say how he deserves a shot at that belt,
Booker. The Rock wants you to know that last night, you proved yourself the
better man, and The Rock is letting that slide." Rock looks at Arn and
Flair. "The Rock doesn't need to tell these people what kind of men Ric
Flair and Arn Anderson are. The Rock just wants the two of you to know how
honored The Rock felt to be in the ring with the Nature Boy, how honored The
Rock was to represent WCW as its champion, even if some people didn't want The
Rock here." Rock gets back to Shane. Rock removes his sunglasses.
"You've done a good job, kid. Hell of a lot better then your daddy. The
Rock ... no, no no, I want to apologize for trespassing. You have my guarantee, you will
never see The Rock in WCW again. And when The Rock gets back to Smackdown and
the WWF, you have the word of The Rock that all those jabronis who wanna keep
trying to lay the smack down on WCW, The Rock's gonna lay the smack down on
them like only The Rock can!" Shane nods, then a smile breaks out on his
face; Shane extends a hand, and Rock accepts it. Rock again shakes hands with
Flair and Arn, then extends a hand to Booker; Booker keeps one hand on the
title slung over his shoulder, the other at his waist. Shane, Arn and Flair urge
Booker to be the bigger man, but Booker regards them with the same contempt
that he does Rock. Rock shrugs it off and gets in one last set of poses for the
crowd before walking to the back for the final time at a WCW event.
Booker's bad attitude gets him in more hot water with the administration when
Arn approaches Booker about going to Smackdown as part of a summit between the
WWF and WCW. Booker spits on the idea, and proceeds to launch into a tirade;
"You forget bout the Bookerman and call in your buddy Ric when you need
someone to beat Rocky," he opines, "but you look my way when I beat
The Rock? You must think I'm some kinda sucka!" Booker walks away after
giving Arn the finger, leaving Arn's plan in tatters.
Meanwhile, in the ring, Molly Holly steps into the ring with Lita, but quickly
falls prey to Lita's friends in The Impact Players, who feel no remorse about
abusing Molly. The disgusting display of violence draws out Kronik, Sean
O'Haire and Chuck Palumbo, who rescue Molly and drive off the Fringe
contingent, but Molly takes away bruises""both physical and
mental""from her encounter with the Extreme Diva.
Malenko defends his newly won United States Title against Billy Kidman in a
blockbuster, high-flying encounter reminiscent of the Cruiserweight division.
Malenko's experience and technical skills prove too much for Kidman to get
past, and Malenko ends up drawing the submission victory over Kidman with his
Texas Cloverleaf. Afterwards, Kidman offers Malenko a handshake and a hug and
introduces him to the crowd as the new, and rightful, WCW United States
Champion. Malenko takes the microphone, choking up a bit over the
"Dean-O" chants. When the crowd's chanting subsides, Dean addresses
the crowd. "I'll never be able to tell you all how much that meant to
me," he says as he holds up the WWF Intercontinental Title, "just as
I'll never be able to express what it means to me to hold this title."
Malenko pauses, looking at the belt. "So many legends have worn this belt,
and I am very proud to be among their company ..." Malenko sighs.
"But this is a WWF championship, and I am a WCW wrestler. It's not right
of me to claim a title from a company I no longer work for. That's why I will
be going to Smackdown alongside Arn Anderson to give the Intercontinental Title
back to its proper owners." Malenko's selfless act is met with strong
support from the crowd and WCW's administration ... but not so much with DDP,
who tries to talk Malenko into keeping the belt to humiliate the WWF. When
Malenko rebuffs DDP's idea, DDP tries to intimidate the second-generation star.
Malenko only has to direct his icy cold glare deep into DDP's eyes to make his
stance clear; DDP watches Malenko walk away, his lip snarled up, obviously
seething.
Big Show and Awesome unload with the power moves in their battle to be the #1
contender, going at each other like two angry rams butting heads. The two
mammoth athletes throw everything they have against one another, all the while
Booker, Flair and Arn watching on monitors in the back. Awesome's speed helps
him take the advantage, and he presses it with high-impact aerial maneuvers and
a hit-and-run mentality that leaves the bigger man dazed and confused. But the
unexpected Diamond Cutter from DDP on Awesome alters the course of the match, and
Show "earns" the title shot. Arn clinches his jaw and rubs his eyes
in frustration, while Flair vents his by yelling and upending the monitor. Arn
tries to calm Flair and remind him that, even if people dislike the leadership,
they're still playing for the WCW team, but Flair reminds Arn of how they came
to get people like Molly, Big Show and Dean Malenko, and what a disgruntled
employee can mean to a company ... like Chris Jericho.
The Impact Players come out for their defense against a team of mystery opponents.
Justin Credible gets on the mic and reminds everyone how they have beaten
almost every combination of people in WCW, and that no one will unseat them as
long they (or WCW) are around. But the music of Booker T and DDP kills the
remaining words in Credible's throat dead as can be. Booker and DDP overwhelm
their stunned adversaries, dispatching of the loudmouth Credible in a few
seconds, and drilling Lance Storm shortly thereafter ... but neither man goes
for the easy pinfall. Instead, Booker gets on the microphone as he keeps
Credible from getting into the ring with kicks to the head, while DDP keeps up
the pain on Storm. "Ya see, WCW is a well-oiled machine, and me, the
Bookerman, the five-time, five-time, five-time, five-time, five-time WCW Champion,
and Mr. Diamond Dallas Page, we the strongest pieces of the machine! WCW don't
need Ric Flair to win this war ... WCW don't need Dean Malenko or Mike Awesome
to win this war ... and WCW sure as hell don't need no help from some sucka
like The Rock! What WCW needs is a kick in the butt, and DDP and me are the
guys to do it!"
Booker hands the microphone to DDP and goes to work on Storm. "Hey! Paul
Heyman! How's it feel to feel the bada-bing-bada-bang! We played you like a cheap fiddle,
Paul Heyman. We used you, sucked you in and spit you out, and you fell for the
whole thing! We're the new face of WCW, Paulie; we ain't like the scum in WWF
... we take care of our business, and getting rid of you and the WWF is at the
top of our to-do list!" DDP leans against the ropes and makes the
come-here gesture with his finger to the camera. "C'mon, Paul. C'mon, WWF.
If you want some, you don't have to look very hard ... I always deliver the
most bang for
your bu-"
DDP's words cut off as a swarm of Fringe wrestlers break through the security
detail around ringside and storm the ring, overtaking Booker and DDP like a
tsunami. All the while, Heyman laughs maniacally at ringside as the entire
Fringe dissect the WCW team and keep the rest of WCW at bay. "Ooh, big words,
Page!" Heyman says in between cackles. "Big words, Booker! Did you
think I was ignoring WCW? I'm sorry if I didn't give you enough attention over the past
few weeks. But I'm all ears now; what would you like to say?" Paul holds
the microphone towards the ring mockingly. "You see, Booker, I don't need
the WCW Championship to run this two-bit dog-and-pony show into the goddamn
ground! WCW lives only as long as I allow it to live ... and since you just had to get my attention and royally
piss me off last night ... why, I think it's time I snap my fingers and put
this old horse out of its misery once and for all. I think it's time I do what
Vince McMahon couldn't, and kill this piece of crap for good! Go ahead and have
your precious little summit on Smackdown, Arn! I hope you're picking out
caskets, because I got news for you: come Survivor Series, there's gonna be a funeral!"
Smackdown: Oct. 24th
The first Smackdown after No Mercy opens with Austin holding court with his
allies and subordinates in their locker room. Tonight, Austin promises, the WWF
will get rid of a weak link, and the loyalists will continue to root out the
poison of Heyman and the WCW invaders on their way to restoring Vince McMahon's
One World vision. The plan for the evening includes a six-man tag with the APA
and William Regal against the entire Dudley clan, Austin taking on Tazz and The
Undertaker and Kane going after Rhyno and RVD. JR and Michael Cole update the
fans on the condition of Raven and Tommy Dreamer, stating that they will both miss
some time as they heal from their blood-soaked encounter, but, starting
tonight, the WWF will regain the full-time presence of The Rock. Neither the
announcers or Austin elaborate on the mysterious "summit" mentioned
on Nitro, save to say it will occur; attendees and subject matter are shrouded
in secrecy, even to the ranking WWF elite.
The teamwork of the Dudleys prove a better-then-expected match to the
experience of The APA and Regal, casting a shadow of doubt on Austin's vow to
restore the WWF's dignity. In the end, the match is thrown out when a chair
shot from Spike on Bradshaw (which does no more damage then a rock would to an
armored car) starts a chain reaction that draws out all six people into a
crazy, audience-invading brawl. Authorities have to break apart the brawl and
reestablish order. The unsatisfying no-contest helps neither side advance their
campaign, but for the WWF, anything less then an advance is a loss.
Likewise, Austin's match against Tazz ends up on providing more bitter fruit
then sweet; Austin takes advantage of a biased WWF ref and the extreme rules
atmosphere, but the Human Suplex Machine will not stay down for anything.
Finally, Austin hits the Stunner, which sends Tazz out of the ring and onto the
floor. Austin walks off, giving his double-fingered celebratory pose as he
marches down the aisle, trash-talking with every step ... until the referee
declares Tazz the winner by forfeit. Austin storms back in the ring and argues
with the ref, but the ref refuses to reverse the decision; Austin gives him a
Stunner, hits another one on Tazz, and stomps off, still barking like a rabid
dog, but no longer boasting like before.
Dean Malenko comes out, sans music or entrance video, dressed immaculately in a
suit and tie, the Intercontinental belt carried proudly under his arm. When he
gets to the ring, Regal almost sets a land-speed record in getting down the
ramp and into the ring. Malenko offers a hand, but Regal sneers at it.
"The faster I can rid this ring of your filth, you miserable little
toerag, the better. Now hand over our property before I slap the white off your
teeth!"
Malenko glares at Regal for a moment; for a half a heartbeat, Regal's eyes
burst open, wide as planets, his body tensing for the inevitable strike against
him by the invader. Regal's jaw drops when Malenko proffers the belt. Regal
reaches for it timidly; when his fingertips touch the leather, he grasps it and
reels it back in, as quick as a snake striking out of its hole. "Now
then," Regal says with a snarled lip, "remove yourself from my ring
before I'm forced to throttle you back to that pathetic hog-sty you call a
wrestling company."
Malenko turns to walk, pauses, then turns back and gets right in Regal's face;
Regal's eyes go wide again, his skin draining of color. "You haven't seen
the last of WCW tonight, William." Malenko holds the moment for a bit
longer, letting Regal sweat ... then backs off and walks away, waving to the
fans as he leaves.
The only bright spot for the loyalists comes in the form of 'Taker & Kane's
match against Rhyno and RVD. Rhyno, still spent from the previous night's epic
encounter with Angle, is slower and shows the first real signs of
vulnerability. But if there is a weak link to the Fringe team, it is RVD, who
wrestles with a short temper and an obvious distraction: his humiliating
double-loss the night before, which the crowd is all too eager to remind him
with the rousing chant "You lost twice!" The distraction helps 'Taker
& Kane keep the Fringe team split, leading to a pinfall of RVD by 'Taker.
But Rhyno folds Kane in half with a ring-shaking Gore after the pin, and helps
his partner out of the ring as Undertaker tends to his fallen brother.
The final segment of the evening begins with the announcer welcoming "WCW
Commissioner Arn Anderson and associates" to the ring; "and
associates" turn out to be Ric Flair, Dean Malenko, Big Show and Kronik.
The loyal WWF crowd receives the WCW partisans with mixed emotion; on the one
hand, the representatives have been the least vocal against the WWF. But they
are still the enemy, and plenty of the crowd treats them as such. Nevertheless,
Arn "and associates" show no disrespect when they get the microphone;
"Shortly after No Mercy," says Arn, "I was approached by
representatives of the WWF who want to bring this conflict to a head. WCW has
never been about attacking the WWF, or looking to kill the WWF; we believe
there is enough room for healthy competition between two companies, as there
was in the 90's. So, with that in mind, we have come here to meet with these
individuals, right here in front of the world, to settle the issue once and for
all." Arn lays the microphone on the table and awaits the arrival of his
counterparts.
The WWF delegation arrives in groups: first, Edge & Christian, followed by
The Hardys. Lastly, two men stride out onto stage together, a shocking sight
all things considering: The Rock and Chris Jericho. The tension from their
run-ins at and after SummerSlam is still evident, as they walk distantly and
show little acknowledgement for one another. The crowd doesn't care, though,
and treats the returning Rock and the conquering rebel Jericho as royalty as
they walk down the ramp. When they get to the ring, the players shake hands.
Arn and Flair sit down on one side of the table, with Jericho and Rock on the
other. "The WWF wants to end this useless, pathetic war," says
Jericho. "We have a common enemy in Paul Heyman, and we have a common
purpose: putting on a great show for the fans. What-"
The sound of breaking glass interrupts the meeting, as Austin and his retinue
rush the ring. Arn and Flair stand up, backing off as Austin, Regal, 'Taker,
Kane and the APA give them looks that, if they could kill, would put WCW in
their graves 5 times over. But Austin passes right by WCW and gets in Jericho's
face. "Didn't I whup your ass last night?" he barks. "Didn't I
shut your mouth good enough, or do you need a little more of ol' Stone
Cold?"
Jericho snickers, the first sign of emotion other then raw determination on his
face in months. "Last I checked, Stevie-boy," Jericho says, "the
only one counting lights last night was the WWF's big, bad hero Stone
Cold." The smile disappears from Jericho's face as quick as it appeared,
and the cold-blooded killing machine is back; the color in Austin's face
vanishes. "Now get your sorry, loser ass out of my ring before something
bad happens. We're busy keeping the WWF from being run into the ground by your
stupid mistakes; we don't need you compounding it."
Austin eyeballs Jericho for a moment before looking at Rock. "And what the
hell are you doin' at this table, Rock? You belong over here with us. You're a
champion! You're a leader!" Austin says the final sentence to Rock, but
looks at Jericho. "You're a real star!"
Malenko steps over to interject, but Flair holds him back. This gets Regal's
attention, who says with a devilish grin; "Does Dean need a keeper to
handle his battles for him? Why don't you run along home, like you did a couple
years ago, and rid this industry of your existence?"
"Hey!" Flair yells. "Dean Malenko is a Horsemen! When you deal
with one Horsemen, you deal with The Horsemen! You wanna try your crap with me, Lord Willie? Bring it on! Bring it on!"
Arn steps in the middle of them, trying to calm everyone down, but doesn't see
Regal rearing back for a sucker punch that connects with Arn's jaw. Everyone in
the ring freezes for a moment; Austin's group braces for the inevitable brawl,
Jericho's bunch prepares to spring in as a mediator, and WCW gears up to launch
the retaliatory strike. What no one expects is Kurt Angle to get in the middle
of it all. "Hey, everybody, hold on a second! Wait a minute!" Angle
takes a deep breath, his arms held up to keep everyone at bay. "It seems
to me we all need to just back up and cool off before we go doing something
stupid. I mean ... c'mon ... I'm wearing my Gold medals here, its not like I'm
even ready to
fight!" Almost everyone glares at Angle as if he were not a human but a
six foot tall chicken. Angle shrugs, totally oblivious. "What? Listen, all
I'm saying ..." Angle turns to Flair and puts both hands out. "Mr.
Flair ... I think the WWF and WCW can come to terms-"
Austin grabs Angle by the shoulder and hauls him around. "Mister Flair? Ya see, this is the kind of
crap that makes me sure I made the right decision. Ya walk to the ring with
your silly sparklers and your stupid medals, and you dance around like a sissy
boy, and you cry when you win ... but last night, you lost. You couldn't beat that punk Rhyno
and get our belt back. And now you go and look at that old man and say
'Mister'?" Angle tries to speak, but Austin gives Angle a small slap.
Angle's eyes go wide and, without thinking, he lunges, taking Austin to the
mat. Immediately, Austin's cohorts are on Angle, punching and kicking; WCW and
Jericho's group move into action, cutting through the Austin group to pry the
two fighters apart. Before anyone can think twice, the brawl becomes a
free-for-all, three groups all vying to drive the other out of the ring. Only
the laughter of Heyman filling the arena stops them in their tracks. When he
appears on the stage, he has a smile is a mile wide, and as phony as a 3 dollar
bill. "Oh, po' babies, why are you fighting?" he says mockingly.
"Are we not getting a-wong? Did someone take your toys?" More mad
laughter, thorugh which heyman tries to get off a few words. "The thing is
... it's just ..." Heyman stops to let his laughing jag finish. "The
thing is, it's almost not even fun anymore to knock you guys around! You're so
pathetic, it's like shooting fish in a barrel ... with a cannon! So, seeing as
how all of you seem intent on ... how did you put it, Arn? ... 'bringing this
to a head' ... why don't we all get together and hash this out at Survivor Series, so we
can get rid of the both of you in one night? That sound fair? The Fringe versus WCW
versus WWF ... that is, if the WWF can pick three people without tearing each
other's throats out!"
Nitro: Oct. 29th
In addition to the Booker/Big Show WCW Title match, and a grudge match between DDP
and Flair, Mike Tenay and Scott Hudson announce two huge No Mercy rematches:
Awesome versus Tazz (no disqualifications) and Malenko defending the US Title
against RVD.
Arn walks to the ring, his head down, sporting a nice shiner from the cheap
shot from Regal the previous week. The partisan crowd welcomes the returning
leaders with open arms. "Sometimes, in life, a man has to walk a road he
doesn't wanna walk," begins Arn. "And usually, that road leads to a
place the man doesn't wanna go. Last Thursday, I began that walk. I don't know
where this road will lead, because it's a gamble." Arn takes a deep breath
and sighs; he looks into the crowd for reassurance, but nothing seems to lift
the obvious weight off his shoulders. "This past weekend, negotiations for
a final confrontation between WCW, the WWF and Paul Heyman's group were
finalized; Survivor Series will see the three companies battle it out inside
the confines of the WarGames cage." The crowd lights up at the mention of
the beloved, classic WCW match; Arn, though, tries to shush the crowd.
"Please, please, quiet down. The importance of victory in this is not for
bragging rights, and this is the gamble I spoke of, because the winner
..." Arn sighs again; when he speaks, he isn't even able to look up at the
crowd. "I have agreed to gamble the existence of WCW on the outcome of
this match." An audible gasp rips through the arena; the announcers can
barely form complete words. "If WCW wins, our future will be assured, and
WWF will abide to a peaceful co-existence truce. If we should fall, though, to
either of our opponents, WCW will be abolished. After the three sides have had
a week to decide on the three wrestlers they will choose to send into WarGames,
we will sign the contract here, live on Nitro, next Monday. I am confident our
boys will be able to bring home the victory, and keep this comp-"
Booker T's music drowns out Arn's emotional words. The champ, belt over his
shoulder, walks to the ring with a look of disgust on his face. He skips posing
for the crowd and gets right to business. "Peaceful co-existence? You mean
you got the enemy in a corner, and you gonna let him walk? You Arn Anderson, a
Four Horseman! When your enemy is down, you don't let him get up and walk, you
kick his butt!"
"We're not looking to kill them off, Booker. We started WCW with the
intention of peaceful competition, and we're gonna keep it that way."
"To hell with that! WWF is tryin' to kill this company! Paul Heyman is
trying to kill both us and WWF! And you wanna let WWF live? The hell is wrong
with you?"
Arn steps toward Booker, getting right in his face. Arn taps the belt with a
finger, then points at Booker; "Just cause you hold this doesn't make you
the boss, Booker. I speak for Shane McMahon on this. You only speak for
yourself."
Booker and Arn lock eyes for a few silent seconds, neither budging so much as
an eyelash. Booker finally breaks the moment, nodding slightly. "Maybe you
right. But we'll see come next Monday, boss." Booker leaves Arn before he
can respond, the words hanging in the air like a threat.
As RVD makes his way to the ring, it is announced that he will also be on the
Fringe team in WarGames. But Arn makes sure to spoil RVD's good spirits by
announcing that, since the US Title is no longer in possession of the Fringe,
it will be defended under traditional WCW rules. The restraints on RVD's
extreme style visibly infuriate the already agitated "Mr. PPV", and
the emotions cause much distraction when he squares off against Malenko. RVD
tries to channel his anger and embarrassment into retaking the US Title, but
Malenko is able to take advantage of RVD's short-sightedness and mistakes, and
gets a pinfall victory over RVD. RVD flips out after the loss, attacking the
referee and vowing to all listening that he will deliver the winning pinfall
and prove himself as "Mr. PPV" at Survivor Series.
The Fringe manage to extract some revenge with a ambush of Kronik in the
parking garage, led by the Impact Players, that cancels a scheduled #1
contender's match between Kronik and the Natural Born Thrillers. With an empty
slot in the schedule, Arn sticks the IP in the match, with a unique twist: the
IP will represent Kronik and the #1 contendership stipulation will continue.
The stipulation puts the IP in a strange position of not wanting to lose the
match and look weak (and having to face the explosive NBT), but not wanting to
win and earn a title shot for Kronik either. A few Fringe members act as bait
for more of the NBT to come to O'Haire's & Palumbo's aid, and the resulting
melee draws a no-contest.
WCW's luck turns for the better with Awesome's rematch against Tazz, as the
former WWF Champ finds his black-sheep status wearing away with several of
WCW's wrestlers coming out to shield the ring from Fringe interference. Without
the Fringe sticking their nose in the match, Awesome finds it easier to fight
against Tazz's arsenal of suplexes and submission maneuvers. Awesome polishes
off Tazz with an Awesome Bomb for a clean pinfall. Afterwards, Awesome vows to
do WCW proud at Survivor Series, whatever his role may be, and promises to get
even with DDP.
Before his match with DDP, Flair grabs the microphone for a few excited words.
"Last week, I was at Smackdown, and what happened? The Nature Boy got in a
fight with the WWF Commissioner, William Regal!" The crowd boos at mere
mention of the WWF's crooked Commissioner. "Big Willie! Lord Regal! Woo!
Walkin' around in a cheap suit from K-Mart, wishing you could be half as cool
as The Nature Boy! Woo! Buddy-boy, there's a reason WCW dumped you; you don't
got what it takes to walk in the footsteps of the greats! You gotta suck up to
others, and then ..." Flair's voice drops suddenly, getting cold and
lethal. "And then, you gotta take a cheap shot at a retired man, my best
friend, Arn Anderson. The WCW Commissioner, and a better man then you could
ever dream of." Just as quick, Flair's blood starts to run again, his face
turning red all over again. "You wanna fight, Slick Willie? You wanna beat
up on an old man? Beat on me! Beat on me! Come try and do what everybody who's
anybody in this business has tried to do for the past twenty years, come try to
stop The Nature Boy Ric Flair! Everybody who's anybody has stepped through them
ropes has faced me, and you know where they are? They ain't here, and they
ain't Ric Flair, 16-times World's Champion! To be the man, you gotta beat the
man ... nobody's been able to beat me, yet, Slick Willie, and you ain't gonna
be the first! Woo!" Flair's exuberance carries over into the match, giving
DDP more to handle then he expects. DDP has to bail from the ring and slide
back in to get Flair off his game plan and take the advantage in the match, but
Flair makes DDP earn every inch of offense he gets in. When Flair is able to
retake the advantage and gets the figure-four, DDP tries his best to fight it
off, but Flair keeps the pressure on hard enough to prevent a counter or a
legitimate escape. Three times, DDP falls back onto his shoulders and is almost
counted down; finally, DDP sits up and blatantly strikes Flair in the crotch.
The ref calls for a DQ as Flair loosens the hold, clutching at his aching
groin. DDP stumbles away, too concerned with the pain wracking his body to
bother caring about the announcer calling Flair the winner ... or Mike Awesome
coming up from behind and laying him out in the aisle. Awesome throws DDP
around until Flair tells him to lay off; Awesome lets DDP drop to the ground
and backs off, but not without a warning to catch up to DDP on another day.
Booker's defense against Big Show finishes the evening, and proves to be as big
a challenge as the man himself. Booker has to adjust his plan of attack to
combat Big Show's size and raw strength. Booker finds the challenge of Show
more then he expects, and resorts to a low blow to fell his massive opponent
for a three-count. The crowd, seeing Booker's more blatant, whatever-it-takes
methods coming out, give the announcement of his victory a rousing boo that
startles the five-time WCW Champion. Booker gets on the microphone and excoriates
the audience. The audience's boos turn to cheers when Big Show stands up,
surprises Booker and hits a ring-shaking choke-slam. The crowd goes nuts for
Show driving Booker into the mat, so crazy they don't initially hear Arn come
out. "Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen." The crowd gives Arn a
courtesy applause, then quiets down for him; Show leans on the ropes that look
up the aisle. "I thought now would be a good time to let everyone know who
has selected to represent WCW in the WarGames match. Shane McMahon and I have
discussed the issue in depth, listened to a number of wrestlers petition and
offer their services, and have selected the people we feel would be best suited
for this endeavor. Team WCW will consist of Diamond Dallas Page ... Booker T
... and the Big Show!" Big Show's eyes narrow to slits; he turns and looks
at Booker, stirring on the mat, unaware that his future entails partnering with
a man he just robbed of rightful shot at the WCW Title. Show grins as Arn says;
"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you your winners of WarGames 2001,
Team WCW!"
Smackdown: Nov. 1st
A taped announcement from the office of William Regal opens Smackdown.
"Good evening, World Wrestling Federation fans. Tonight, the WWF will make
two announcements: one concerning the Intercontinental Title, and one to
introduce the three-man team that will represent WWF in the WarGames match at
Survivor Series and destroy both the WCW and the ruffians in the Lunatic
Fringe. The choices were given careful consideration, and it is the hope of
everyone in the WWF that the announcement of our three choices will bring to an
end the bickering and in-fighting that has come up due to the actions of a few
bad apples." Regal takes a deep breath, a malevolent sneer spreading
across his lips. "And, on a personal note, to Mr. Flair, I notice that
your company has chosen not to send you into WarGames. I find this most telling
of your status in the company. With the destruction of WCW a mere two and a
half weeks away, might I offer you a position in my administration? I'm always
in need of a good gopher!"
Smackdown gets underway with a #1 contender's match for the WWF Tag Titles,
pitting the Hardys against the APA. All three Dudleys take up residence at the
announcers' table to watch as the Hardys, out-weighed and out-powered by a fair
bit, use stick-and-move offense and seamless teamwork to blindside the APA.
Straight power wrestling (and downright cheating) put the APA back on the
offensive, but Faarooq's arrogance that the outcome is assured leads to a Matt
Hardy comeback. The Hardys dismantle the APA's attack, isolating Bradshaw long
enough for Jeff to get the pin with the Swanton Bomb. The Dudleys give their
congratulations to the victors, as well as condolences to the losers, by
ambushing them and putting Jeff and Bradshaw through tables.
Austin meets with Undertaker in the locker room to tell 'Taker he has it on
good authority that the WWF's team will be himself, Undertaker and Kane.
Undertaker, preparing for a match with Kurt Angle later on, likes what he hears
... but Jericho, having overheard it in the doorway, comes in and begs to
differ with the supposed team selection. Jericho points out the laundry list of
failures from Austin, Undertaker and Kane in high-stakes matches over the past
several months, and their leadership having helped spark the schism in the
roster. Austin ignores it and dares Jericho to keep running his mouth when it's
two-on-one; Undertaker steps in and suggests turning the main event into a tag
match so they can show Jericho who deserves to be in WarGames and who deserves
to watch from home.
The schism rears its ugly head even more so when Edge inquires about the fate
of the Intercontinental Title. Regal tells Edge he has plans already in place
to fill the vacancy: an 8-man tournament, with X-Pac facing Hardcore Holly,
Crash Holly facing Test, Raven facing himself, and Kane facing Albert. Edge
reminds Regal of his status as the last IC Champion before RVD won the belt,
and asks if he will get any consideration in this. Regal, doing a lousy job at
expressing sorrow, tells Edge the tournament is already set to begin with two
of the opening round matches tonight. Edge comes around the desk and shoves
Regal into the wall, threatening to ruin every single match in the tournament
unless he gets what is rightfully his ... and, if that won't do it, a trip to
Linda McMahon's office will follow. Regal acquiesces, putting Edge in Albert's
spot against Kane ... and making it no disqualifications, and happening
immediately.
Kane quickly adapts to the new rules, throwing Edge around like a dodge ball,
and pounding on him with everything he can find that isn't nailed down. But
Edge refuses to stay down, and drops Kane with a blatant, but legal, low blow.
Edge seizes the opening and takes Kane down with fast-paced offense and his
knowledge of chairs. Regal watches from the stage in horror as an implant DDT
on the chair puts Kane down and out for the three-count, putting Edge in the
second round to take on Test, who downs Crash Holly in under two minutes.
The distrust between Angle and Jericho is almost palpable as they make their
way to the ring for their match against Undertaker and Austin. For the first
time since his metamorphosis, Jericho looks rattled and weak in the ring, his
focus split between fighting Austin and Undertaker and waiting to see if the
other shoe will drop with Angle. Angle exonerates himself tremendously, coming
to Jericho's aid when needed, and attacking his former comrades with the
aggression of a pit bull. When Angle gets the tag, he cleans house with
suplexes and surprisingly strong brawling skills, until Austin stops him with a
thumb to the eyes. Regal comes down to the ring with the
still-dazed-from-his-loss Kane to witness Angle being punished for his
"transgressions", but miraculously, Angle fights back and lays out
Austin long enough to get the tag. Regal distracts the referee while Kane tries
to interfere, but The Rock rushes down to ringside and throws Kane into the
steel steps while Jericho overwhelms Undertaker with a strong second wind and a
bottomless well of rage. Austin interrupts the pinfall attempt, which draws in
Angle, who takes Austin to the outside, leaving Jericho alone with 'Taker. A
low blow leads to an attempt at the Last Ride, but Jericho punches out of the
finisher, hits the Lionsault, and gets the three. Jericho grabs a microphone
and, through gasps for air, stands over 'Taker and says; "Now who deserves
to be in the cage?"
Suddenly, Jericho collapses forward, a victim of a vicious assault from behind
by Rhyno. Tazz and RVD use chairs to drop everyone, while Rhyno concentrates on
punishing Jericho with a series of devastating piledrivers before finishing
with a Gore that hits so hard, Jericho starts coughing up blood. Heyman strolls
down the ramp, putting an arm around Regal's shoulders and says with the
biggest crocodile smile he can muster; "In case you couldn't guess, that's team ... and, oh, look! They're
beating the living hell out of both of your teams!" Heyman straightens Regal's tie, gives
him a couple obnoxious but soft slaps to the cheek and says; "I guess,
come Survivor Series, I'll be the one getting a new gopher! See ya at Nitro,
Willie!" Heyman laughs as he leads his team away from the ring, leaving
six broken men strewn about the ringside area.
Nitro:
Nov. 4th
The meeting of the WCW, WWF and Fringe teams to officially sign the WarGames
contract for Survivor Series is at the center of Nitro, but one question
remains as Nitro begins: who will the WWF send as their representatives? And,
to settle their issues before they head into WarGames, Arn signs a tag match
between Booker T & DDP against Big Show and Mike Awesome.
The evening gets off to a good start for WCW, with the O'Haire & Palumbo
faction of the NBT squaring off, and defeating, the Fringe team of Jerry Lynn
and Steven Richards. An attempted ambush by the Impact Players and Lita draw
out Kronik and Molly Holly to drive off the Fringe contingent. The IP lead
their friends back down the aisle, tail between their legs, until Bryan Clarke
grabs the microphone and calls them out for cowards. Brian Adams concurs, and
dares the IP to put the titles on the line next week, but the NTB intercede,
declaring a rightful claim to a title shot as well. Arn comes out and puts
forth a settlement: a 10-person elimination tag at Survivor Series, with
Kronik, Molly and the NTB against the IP, Lita, Richards and Lynn, where, if
Team WCW can defeat Team Fringe, The Impact Players will put up the WCW Tag
Titles on the following night's Nitro in a triple threat against both the NBT
and Kronik.
Booker barges in on Arn as he is squaring away some final details before the
contract signing. Arn tries to push off Booker for later until Booker tosses a
ream of paper on the desk. Arn looks at it, then up at Booker. "What's
this?"
"Dat's a contract," Booker says. "For me to take
this"""Booker drops the WCW Title on the
desk"""to the Fringe. I ain't signed it, cause I don't
wanna."
Arn's eyes narrow to slits; he crosses his arms and looks Booker in the eye. "So
why are you giving this to me now?"
"Cause you need to know how serious I am about things. You willin' to risk
WCW ... you willin' to risk dat belt, the belt your buddy Ric has worn like 22 times ... on
the backs of me, and Page and that big lug Big Show ... but you ain't askin'
for nothing in
return!"
"That isn't what WCW is all about, Book"""
"Dat's what war is all about, Arn! You wanna put dat much weight on me, make me and
Page and Show fight for dis company ... but you don't espect dem to do the
same?" Booker puts his hands on the desk and leans forward. "I don't
wanna fight for a compn'y dat don't wanna fight for me ... specially when you
didn't even ask us in WCW if we wanted ta gamble our lives."
Arn is stoic in his posture, his face a chiseled mask of stone, betraying not a
single emotion. "Why don't you cut the crap, Booker, and just what it is
you came to say?"
Now Booker's eyes narrow, his lip snarling at the corner ever so slightly.
"Either you get them suckas to put up their future like you did to us, or
I grab me a pen and sign join up wit Team Fringe."
Arn snorts. "So I'm supposed to bow to your blackmail threat? Booker says
'jump', and I'm supposed to say 'how high?' How does that make me look, Booker?
In the eyes of the fans ... in the eyes of Shane McMahon ... in the eyes of the
boys? How does it make me look if the WCW Commissioner bows to a blackmail
threat from one of the boys who's got his jock in a knot?"
Booker picks up the WCW Title, throws it over his shoulder, then grabs the
contract, stuffs it in a pocket ... and grabs a pen from Arn's desktop. Booker
tucks in it his pocket and says; "How do you think you looked to the boys
when you put up WCW without asking dem, Arn?" Booker walks out of the
office without another word, leaving Arn in quiet consternation.
A steel cage surrounds the ring for a by-request, non-title grudge match
between Malenko and RVD. RVD enters the steel cage first, a preview for him of
his role on Team Fringe in 13 days. Malenko steps through the door, looking at
the unforgiving steel that surrounds them, an embodiment of the finality the
match represents to their feud. Unlike the prior week, RVD is focused and,
inside the steel cage, allowed to unleash his extreme style. Malenko, by
contrast, has to adjust his highly technical style to keep up with RVD,
especially when RVD uses the steel cage as a partner in battering down Malenko.
But RVD gets greedy and tries a Five-Star Frog Splash off the top of the cage
and comes up empty; Malenko, bleeding from his impacts with the steel, drags
himself to his feet and begins the task of finishing off RVD. Malenko
introduces RVD to the steel, bloodying him up before locking on the Texas
Cloverleaf and getting the tap-out, a great thumb-in-the-eye on the way to the contract
signing and WarGames.
If there was any hesitation on the part of the audience in regards to Booker
T's and DDP's recent actions, their introduction during the main event tag
match erases all doubt; the crowd vociferously boos DDP and the WCW Champion as
they come down the aisle. Conversely, Big Show gets a hero's reception, and
Awesome, once a despised traitor, is given a warm welcome by the crowd. Booker
and DDP no longer try to deny their non-favored status, resorting to every
dirty trick in the book to try and fell the two big bruisers. But all the
cheating in the world doesn't stop the aggression of Show and Awesome and their
quest to up-end the self-appointed spokesmen for WCW. Show gives his future
teammates no mercy in manhandling them as if they were small children, while
Awesome uses his unorthodox offense to wear them out. The teamwork of Show and
Awesome rivals long-time partnerships, but they can't match the deceitfulness
of DDP and Booker, who use diversion to set up the illegal use of brass
knuckles by Booker to get the pinfall (with his feet on the ropes, no less) on
Show.
The ring is set up with a luxuriant red carpet, the ring ropes removed to make
way for a large horseshoe-shaped table. A cadre of lawyers precede the
representatives of the respective companies, standing on the arena floor in the
corner of their clients. Paul Heyman leads his three representatives to the
ring first, acknowledging the crowd's overwhelming hatred for him by
enthusiastically waving like the grand marshall at a parade to the jeering
audience, then seating himself at the center of the table as if he were king of
the realm. Arn and Flair come out next to a thunderous applause, despite having
Booker T and DDP in tow; Heyman smiles extra-wide, noticing Arn is a man short.
"Where's the um ..." Heyman sticks his arms out, his face falling
slack, his eyes as dull as day-old dishwater; he lets out a gutteral groan and
forces his voice down into a low growl. "Me smash ... me eat whole buffet
table!" Heyman laughs uncontrolably at his own joke, his crew joining in
(except for the still-pissy RVD).
Arn glares at Booker, who shows no sense of remorse about his actions.
"He's getting tended to by medics." Arn turns back to Heyman.
"He's not needed for this. Booker and DDP are sufficient witnesses."
Heyman shrugs as if to say suit yourself, then sits back and puts his feet on the table,
waiting for the announcer to welcome the WWF delegation.
But no one comes through the entrance. The music continues to play while Heyman
twitches his feet, looking even more malevolently gleeful then before. Finally,
a gaggle of voices can be heard, and seven arguing men come out in a cluster,
each trying to shove or provoke or prevent the person standing nearest him.
Regal is the only one not tied up in the human battlefield of Austin,
Undertaker, Kane, Jericho, Angle and Rock; he rushes to the ring, looking back
at the tangle of fighters in disgust. "Don't you have any bloody security
in this god-forsaken hellhole?" he opines to Arn. "Don't just sit
there, do something! Get those ruffians away from our proceedings!"
Flair grins. "What's a matter, Big Willie? Ain't you got control over your
boys?" Regal goes to say something, but Flair gets right in his face and
cuts him off with an ear-splitting "Woo!" that makes Regal's face
twist and contort in revulsion. Flair starts to provoke Regal, daring him hit
take a swing until Arn pulls him back and tells him to take a seat. Regal
flashes Flair a dirty look, mocking him being reigned in like a child. Flair
seethes, his hands balling into fists, but, with Arn there, Flair resists the
urge to take the WWF Commissioner's head off.
Finally, the arguing gaggle make it into the ring, although they almost up-end
the table with their pushing and shoving. Arn steps in and helps Regal separate
the two groups, with Regal holding back Austin, 'Taker and Kane, and Arn
keeping Jericho, Rock and Angle at bay. All six continue to shout at each other
across the ring until Arn and Regal bellow at the top of their lungs for them
to shut up. When they finally do, Arn says; "Okay, I'm gonna ask this, and
I'm gonna ask it once." He turns to Austin's party, and for a brief
second, the cool, razor-sharp glint of the Enforcer creeps back into Arn's
eyes. "And I swear by the Good Lord Almighty, if you much as breathe too
loud, I'll personally wrap my tire iron around your head, you got that? Am I clear?"
Regal's charges eye Arn suspiciously, but stand down and keep their mouths
shut. "Now, Chris ... what the hell is going on?" Jericho glares over
Arn's shoulder, only for Arn to physically grab Jericho by the jaw and redirect
his attention to himself. "Don't look at them, look at me. What is going
on?"
Jericho sloughs off Arn's grip and steps back a second, composing himself.
"Arn, it's real simple," he says. "Those guys do not represent
the majority of the WWF locker room, they don't represent the company's best
interests, and they don't represent the fans. And even if they could come close
to doing one of
those, they can't beat a housefly with a shotgun! These are the men who've
wanted to eradicate you since WCW came back, the guys who tried to bury me and
Raven and anyone else who didn't agree with them!"
"Aw, he's full of crap!" whines Austin. "Listen to him! He's
as-"
Arn's head whips around as if it were on a swivel. "What did I tell you
about keeping your mouth shut?"
Steve glares right back, refusing to be cowed by Arn. "Do you know who I
am? My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I-"
Rocky cuts off Austin with a barrage of verbage; "Am a cousin-kissin',
knuckle-draggin, beer-suckin', trailer-livin' whiny bitch!"
Undertaker tries to get past Regal, but Regal catches him by the arm and hauls
him back, then looks back at Rock with a scowl. "Can't you keep your
bloody trap shut?"
"No more then your momma can keep her legs shut!" replies Rock.
Regal's scowl gets even nastier, but Rock scowls right back.
Suddenly, Heyman stands up, straightens his tie and says; "Ladies and
gentlemen, we seem to have encountered a roadblock on the way to Survivor
Series. I, for one, did not come to this god-forsaken no man's land you call
WCW just to watch a bunch of spoiled WWF brats bicker like school children.
And," he says, looking at Arn, "I certainly didn't come here to take away someone
who stabbed me in the back already ... although I do share his opinion that the
WWF should be confident enough and willing to put up the future of their
company in this match ... I know I'm willing to, because that's how confident I
am. Obviously, we can't expect the WWF to agree to terms for the match, when
they can't even be bothered to name a team! So, therefore, I have a solution
... it's not the best solution, but I think it's fair. Why don't we give the
WWF time to sort out their issues, decide on terms and a team, and sign these
contracts Thursday, on Smackdown?"
One by one, each party gives a reluctant consent to the idea. Heyman grins wide
and gives an exaggerated nod. "It's settled then! Thursday, on Smackdown,
after the WWF deliberates, we'll reconvene ..." Heyman walks out of the
ring, trailed by his charges. At the foot of the steps, Heyman turns, his
_expression grave. "To sign your death warrant!" Heyman cackles madly as he
walks away, leaving the two WWF parties glaring at each other in the WCW ring
... until Booker and DDP jump Austin's party, igniting a massive brawl between
all three teams that closes out Nitro.
Smackdown: Nov. 8th
The second attempt at a contract signing, and the incumbant speculation about
the team and acceptance of the all-or-nothing stipulations, dominate the air of
Smackdown. Intense deliberations by the board of directors and the owners are
mentioned, with heated debate in favor of both teams driving a wedge in the
boardroom as sharp and divisive as in the locker room. Amidst the turmoil,
there is still a wrestling show to put on, and 2 more quarter-final matches in
the Intercontinental Title tournament remain, as well as a "unique"
challenge by the Dudley family for the WWF, and a to-be-determined main event.
RVD comes out first, a chair in hand, which he sits down on in the middle of
the ring. He lets the crowd and everyone else watching sweat out a few silent
minutes before finally speaking. "I was the first man to hold the WWF
Intercontinental and WCW United States Championships simultaneously. And for
some reason, I got left out of the tournament for the IC Title. Me! Mr.
Pay-Per-View! The former champ, being denied my rightful rematch. So I am here
tonight, and I won't leave this ring until I get what's coming to me."
The Rock's music fills the arena, sending the crowd into an instant frenzy. Out
comes The Rock, dressed for battle, microphone in hand. The Rock paces across
the stage like a lion in a cage, never taking his eyes off RVD. "Who ...
the hell ... are you?" RVD opens his mouth, but Rock cuts him off with
predictable (but rousing) "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE!" The crowd chants
"Rocky", which he soaks in until it dies off. "All day long,
every damn day, The Rock has to hear it from somebody; 'I'm Booker T, I'm the
f-f-f-f-five-time WCW Champion!' 'My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I'm a
stump-dumb redneck!' Now, The Rock has to hear it from ..." Rock waves in
the air, as if trying to conjure RVD's name. "Whoever the hell you are, Rip
Van Winkle, Dick Van Dyke, Martin Van Buren, Chevy Van ... it just doesn't
matter, because
the fact of the matter is you're just another jabroni, taking time out of The
Rock's show, whining and moaning, and The Rock has had it up to the top, to the
tippy-top of The People's Eyebrow, of jabronis like you! So what The Rock's
fixing to do now ... The Rock, he has the ear of the company, and he has the
ear of the people. If you think you can get past The Rock right now, in The
Rock's ring, on The Rock's show, then maybe, maybe, you got a shot in getting into
that tournament." RVD starts to protest, but Rock silences him.
"Arent you the one who just said you're Mr. Pay-Per-View? The Rock
remembers you guaranteeing victory at Survivor Series ... if you can win WarGames, surely
you can beat The Rock!"
Rocky charges the ring and is up on his feet and swinging before RVD can even
register the sudden turn of events. A referee races down and rings the bell in
time for RVD to eat a spinebuster. RVD bails before Rock can connect with the
People's Elbow, which throws off Rock's momentum, and RVD takes control by
throwing Rock into the stairs. But as fast as RVD can strike, Rock counters,
drilling him with a Rock Bottom and the pin. RVD throws a fit, kicking and
swearing and yelling at the ref while Rock heads back to the locker room amidst
the cheers of the fans.
Regal comes to the ring, clad in his nice suit, nose up in the air as always.
"Before I address my match tonight, I have words for someone." Regal
looks directly at the camera, raw hatred and fury oozing from every pore.
"Ric Flair ... I am sick of your wise lip, I am sick of your attitude and
your feeble attempts at pretending you have any sort of class. It is time
someone showed you exactly what your position is in this industry, and I am the
gentleman to do it. Therefore, I put forth to you a challenge for Survivor
Series ... your ..." Regal chuckles disdainfully. "Your pathetic
figure-four against my superior Regal Stretch. We shall see who the true
gentleman and distinguished statement of wrestling truly is." Regal
exaggerates a mournful sigh. "Now then, onto pressing matters, namely my
match against Raven in the tournament. All attempts to contact Mr. Raven have
been unsuccessful. Therefore, this referee right here will ring the bell and,
should this Raven person not show up in 10 seconds, he'll be counted out and I
shall advance." Regal sets the mic on the mat and puts his arms behind his
back, a smug smile on his face as the ref starts the count. The sudden cheering
of the crowd never registers with Regal as anything other then applause for his
impending advancement in the tournament ... and, therefore, he never sees Raven
come through the crowd and slide into the ring. When the referee stops
counting, Regal notices and turns his sneer towards Earl Hebner ... and right
into a kick in the gut and a lightning-quick Raven Effect DDT. Raven gets the
pin and disappears into the crowd again while the ref checks on the unconscious
Regal. The sudden victory moves Raven into the semi-final to face Hardcore
Holly, who defeats X-Pac in his quarterfinal match.
Like on Nitro, the ring is draped in a red carpet and an ornate U-shaped table.
By agreement, the respective leaders keep their retinues at bay (save for the
lawyers), leaving Heyman and Arn to traverse the aisle alone, to the table in
the ring of the enemy. Arn and Heyman sit in silence as they wait for the WWF's
chosen representative, of whom there has been no clue given.
When "No Chance In Hell" cues up, almost everyone in the building
gasps simultaneously; the deposed Chairman, Vince McMahon, steps out, with his
wife Linda walking right beside. Arn smiles just a little, but Heyman is
apoplectic. "Y- y-you can't do this!" he screams. "He ... he's
banned! He's not allowed ... what the hell ..."
Vince steps up to Heyman, leering over him like a tower over an ant. Heyman
does a respectable facsimile of the "McMahon gulp", but before Vince
can do anything, Linda puts a hand on his arm. "Sit down, Vince." For
a panic-stricken moment, everyone in the arena sees Vince's hands ball into
fists and his lip curl up in a rabid-dog snarl; another brawl seems assured ...
until Vince suddenly grabs a chair and sits down. Linda stands behind Vince,
one hand on his shoulder. "I assure you, Paul, everything is
above-board." Linda sighs and looks at Arn. "The board of directors
has agreed to accept your terms, Commissioner Anderson; the WWF will, like you
and the Lunatic Fringe, gamble its future on the outcome of the WarGames match
at Survivor Series. This is why Vince is here; as part-owner, the board of
directors felt he had a right to witness the proceedings, provided he had no
hand in them. I trust there are no objections?"
Arn shakes his head silently, confidently; Heyman is too stunned to do much but
give a slow, stupid single shake of the head.
"Good. Our lawyers have taken the liberty of re-drafting the contract to
fulfill these specifications. There are copies for the both of you to provide
your lawyers for their approval, of course"""
"Wait!" Heyman stands up. "You expect us to sign a contract when
you haven't even named your team? What kind of scam are you running,
lady?"
Vince's entire body tightens, and he starts to stand up. Linda pushes on his
shoulder until he acquiesces. "I assure you, Paul, there is no scam here.
I have not mentioned the team yet for one reason ..."
The music of Chris Jericho cues up and the crowd goes nuts. No sooner has
Jericho stepped out then The Rock's music comes on, and he joins Jericho on the
stage; immediately following, Angle's music ushers him out, and the three walk
down the aisle together as Heyman flies off the handle. He jumps up out of his
seat so fast, the chair flies out from beneath him. "What the hell is
going on, Linda?" Heyman circles around and approaches Linda, his eyes
wild with rage. "What the hell scam are you pulling, you double-crossing bitch?"
The H is barely past Heyman's lips when Vince leaps from his seat; he wraps his
hands around Heyman's throat and shoves him into the nearest corner, muttering
under his breath. "YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH, YOU
MISERABLE"""
Jericho, Rock and Angle, seeing Vince flip his lid from the aisle, race into
the ring and pry Vince off of Heyman. Heyman clutches at his throat, coughing
and vowing a lawsuit. Jericho and Angle hold back Vince while Rock deals with
Heyman. "The Rock says you need to pick up your chair, sit your
one-too-many-cheese-crust-pizzas ass in it, know your role and shut your
mouth!" Heyman opens his mouth, but Rock pantomimes a closing mouth with
his hand a couple inches from Heyman's nose. Heyman's teeth clack when his
mouth shuts; he rights his chair and plops down, too stunned to say or do
anything. "Now, The Rock says you're going to keep your mouth shut while
we explain this for you. Next Sunday ... WarGames ... big match. WWF on the
line. WCW on the line. Fringe on the line. You got Booker T, you got Rhyno, you
got DDP, you got Austin, you got Undertaker, you got all the big names! But
there's one thing missing, one piece of the puzzle all of you forgot, one group
all of you super-smart, suit-wearing monkeys forgot ... the people." The
crowd starts to chant "Rocky", but Rock holds up a hand to silence
them. As soon as they do, Rock gestures to Angle.
"First of all, Mrs. McMahon, let me just say that I think you're a
fabulous lady. Mr. McMahon, you built this company into the powerhouse it is.
Mr. Anderson, you're a freakin' legend! And Mr. Heyman ..." Angle falls
silent; everyone looks at him, waiting for him to finish the sentence.
"Anyway, what The Rock said is true; everyone has been so busy fighting
and hurting and bickering that the one group of people, the fans have been
forgotten! Mr. Jericho has been fighting for them since day one, and since Rock
came back, so has he. It took me a while to see the light, but daggummit, I
did! The people made me their Olympic hero, and they look up to Rock and
Jericho too! They don't wanna see that go away! That's why we're here
tonight."
Jericho picks up, his voice as cold and lethal as a razor blade. "The
bottom line, as one of your boys would say, Vince, is that you guys wanna fight
to the death? You wanna throw this business in the sewer? You wanna kill this
industry? Over our dead bodies." Jericho turns to Rock and gestures to
Rock; Rock produces a ream of papers from his shirt and tosses it on the table.
"That's our new contract. Linda, we officially volunteer you to pick
Austin's team as your team ... but WarGames will no longer be a three-way
dance. That contract right there, that turns WarGames into a four way match ...
Team WWF versus Team WCW verses Team Fringe ... versus The People's Team."
The crowd goes nuts; Heyman's eyes are wide as dinner plates, the opposite of
Vince's narrowed slits. Only Arn and Linda show no emotion; they merely study
the scene, watching and listening. "The terms are simple; if we win, we
call the shots. No mutually assured destruction; no dissolution; no
unemployment. We will fight for the people, and if we win"""
Rock raises a hand. "When The People's Team wins."
"Right, when we win, we will do right by the people, and accede to their
wishes."
The lawyers come into the ring and discuss the development with their clients.
Arn is the first to speak, pledging full support for the stipulations. Linda follows
suit, leaving only Heyman, who is too taken aback from the chaos of the past
few minutes to offer much of anything in the way of a cohesive opinion. Jericho
leans down, getting nose-to-nose with Heyman. "This is not up for
negotiation, you pompous jackass. Either agree to the terms, or watch us tear
through every last damned one of your soldiers and send them to the hospital.
Take your pick."
Heyman looks at Jericho, then behind him, at Angle and Rock, stoic but grim,
three angels of death. Nothing but air comes out the first time Heyman tries to
speak. "C'mon, jerky, speak!" says Jericho, giving Heyman a light
slap on the cheek. "You can do it!"
"F-f-fine ... you ..." Heyman can't manage anything more; he
scribbles a barely legible signature. Linda and Arn put their pens to the
paper, making official the historic highest-stakes match in wrestling history.
"Now, one more thing ..." says Jericho. "Kurt and Rock didn't
come tonight ready for a fight, but I damn sure did ... and I think the people
would like a preview of WarGames. So, how about you all do right by the people
for once and give 'em something ... say, a fatal-four-way ... me, Austin, Rhyno
and Booker?" All three parties quickly agree, signing the biggest main
event in Smackdown history.
The entire Dudley family come out, unscheduled according to JR and Michael
Cole. D-Von speaks first; "Ohhh, my brother, the WWF is on the run! The
power of the Fringe, with the combined strength of the Dudley family ...
ohhhhhhh, testify, my brother!"
Bubba Ray takes the stick. "There ain't a tag team we haven't beaten! The
Dudleys have no competition left, and frankly, we're bored as hell! So we got
together and thought up a great idea ... we call it The Dudley Challenge. The
WWF can send out any three guys to face us ... if any of them can beat us, that
guy wins the Tag Titles!"
Bubba Ray tosses the microphone away as JR and Cole speculate about who will
take up the challenge. Christian is the first out of the curtain, racing to the
ring as if his ass were on fire. Jeff Hardy starts down the aisle, but the APA
come from behind and lay him out, laughing as they stroll to the ring, leaving
Jeff on the ground, holding his head. Neither see Matt come up from behind and
clock Faarooq in the back of the head with a chair and speed by, taking up the
space next to Christian. Bradshaw's jaw, but with the spot claimed, there is
nothing he can do but take up the final spot on the team. Bradshaw's resentment
almost turns him into a fourth teammate for the Dudleys, doing everything he
can to derail Christian's and Matt's attempts at victory. The teamwork of the
Dudleys overwhelms the mismatched trio, but when Christian and Matt manage to
isolate Spike, Saturn comes down to stop the shift in momentum. Edge races down
to even the odds, and Jeff and Faarooq shake out the cobwebs to join in, and
with the Fringe's insistence on Extreme Rules, the ref can't throw out the
match. In the chaos, Matt lands a Twist Of Fate on D-Von while Bradshaw
connects with the Clothesline From Hell, occurring in simultaneous pinning
attempts. With no hope of restoring order, and all track of the legal men gone,
the ref has no choice but to count both pinfall attempts, both of which go to
three. The crowd is happy to see the Dudley family lose the belts again, but
the ramifications quickly become apparent: members of opposing teams now
co-hold the belts. Bradshaw tries to take the belt from Matt, who responds with
a shove and, as quick as the blink of an eye, the two teams are brawling with
each other. Authorities clear up the brawling, but the announcers opine that
the future of the WWF Tag Titles look no better in the possession of people who
hate each other then they were on The Dudleys.
The referee finds it all but impossible to get the fatal-four-way main event
under any sense of control. Booker and Austin are the first two in the ring and
waste no time getting to brawling, and no one takes a step out to the apron
when Rhyno and Jericho get to the ring. None of the wrestlers even bother
trying for a pinfall, too focused are they on just pounding the living hell out
of each other. The ref calls for the match to be thrown out, but before he can
do anything, he, along with everyone else in the ring, is overrun by Fringe
forces, who pulverize everyone save for their teammate. The WWF Champion leads
the team in running through the three competitors as Heyman mocks the three
team captains and their respective groups. "Is this what you wanted,
gentlemen? Is this how you wanted things, Linda? Arn? Vince? If you wanna screw
with Paul Heyman, there's one thing you have to remember: I'm already a broken
man. You drove ECW into the ground and virtually stole the money right out of
my pockets. A man with nothing to lose and a thirst for vengeance is the most dangerous
man on earth; you'll do well to remember that come Survivor Series!"
Nitro: Nov. 12th
The final Nitro before Survivor Series begins with a taped message from Shane
McMahon, seated in his office. On the walls surrounding him are various
pictures from matches, promotional posters of events, and photos of wrestlers.
"Good evening, everyone," he begins, "and welcome to a very
special edition of WCW Monday Nitro! As you can see, I am in my office,
surrounded by memories of WCW's great legacy. I have every confidence in the
world that Booker T, The Big Show and Diamond Dallas Page will be victorious in
this, WCW's greatest hour of need. But it would be foolish not to acknowledge
the challenge ahead of us, standing in our way of survival. For us to be successful
on Sunday, we must not only present a unified team, but we must draw upon the
strength of WCW's spirit of unity, and its defiant legacy. It is in that spirit
that tonight, in addition to the normal fantastic wrestling you're accustomed
to seeing each and every Monday Nitro, we'll be airing flashbacks to classic
matches and moments in WCW's history. I encourage you to tape this broadcast,
to preserve it for your library, so may relive these historic moments at your
leisure. And, from the bottom of all our hearts, we thank you, the fans, for
supporting World Championship Wrestling."
Flair comes out, decked out in an impeccable three-piece suit. "Did I hear
someone say that tonight was a celebration? Woo!" The crowd woos back,
which makes Flair smile. "Cause it ain't a celebration without The Nature
Boy! Woo! Sunday! Survivor Series! And ... heh heh heh ... Big Willie Regal ...
you wanna piece of The Nature Boy? You think you can go toe to toe with Ric
Flair? Buddy boy, you ain't got the jack to even lace my boots. You put on a
cheap suit, and you walk around like you're some kinda champion, but Slick
Willie ... there's only one man who styles and profiles ... a wheelin',
dealin', kiss-stealin', limousine-ridin, jet-flyin' sonofagun! You're nothing
but a cheap copy, a phony, a fraud, and come Survivor Series, WAP!" Flair smacks one hand
with the other, his eyes so wide, he looks as if he surprised himself.
"I'll smack the white right off your teeth! Woo! Now then!" Flair's
rage subsides just as quick as it bubbled up; he smoothes out his lapels and
smiles as big as the Grand Canyon. "If this is a party for WCW, then
there's a guy back there who means just as much to WCW as I do, and he needs to
get his butt out here!"
Arn Anderson comes out, dressed as smartly as Flair. Flair and Arn embrace,
drawing a standing ovation from the crowd. Fighting back real tears, Flair
speaks, his voice low, almost inaudible if not for the microphone; "Three
years ago, I was in a place in my life where I didn't know if I could be the
Nature Boy anymore. I'd been thrown out like the trash, just another old man
who didn't have crap to offer the rest of the business. Three years ago, I was
driven out of this company and turned into a shell. This man, this man right
here, he brought me out of my darkness. I wouldn't be standing here today if my
best friend, Double-A Arn Anderson, hadn't brought me back." Flair turns
to Arn, shakes his hand and thanks him, which turns into another embrace. While
they are embracing again (with tears coming down the cheeks of both men), Dean
Malenko comes into the ring and embraces both men. The crowd is at a fever
pitch for the near-complete reunion of the final roster of the Four Horsemen.
Malenko takes the microphone, composes himself, then begins. "Arn, Ric,
you know there is no one more then me that respects what the Four Horsemen
stand for, and what they meant to WCW. WCW stood for wrestling excellence, and
the Horsemen stood head and shoulders above them all. The Horsemen were the
elite force in professional wrestling." Malenko takes a deep breath,
closing his eyes, as if composing himself. "And it's time they ride
again."
Arn's and Flair's eyes almost pop out of their sockets. Malenko doesn't let the
reaction intimidate him; he holds up the four fingers, his face set into a
stone mask of determination. "This was the sign of the most elite unit in
the history of wrestling, the beating heart of WCW for more then a decade. And
if you truly want WCW to succeed beyond Survivor Series, it needs us."
"Well, that's all well and good, Dean," Arn says. "But you're
forgetting something; there's only three of us in this ring, and I'm not
exactly in fighting shape. There can't be a Four Horsemen without four
men."
Malenko nods. "I know, Arn. Three years ago, when I was trying to get you
to wake up to the need for the Horsemen, you questioned me, you said I didn't
get it. You owned up to your wrong; you said I did get it. Do you still trust
me that way?"
Arn nods. "Of course, Dean."
"Then can you trust me when I say I believe I've found men that exemplify
what it means to be a Horsemen? The desire to be the best, the need to compete
at levels other men only dream of, the persistence to go on, despite injury or
personal risk ... the qualities that make a man a Horsemen. I believe I've
found two men who fill that void."
"Dean-o," says Flair, "you know we trust you to the ends of the
world."
"Then allow me to introduce to you two guys who I think can live up to the
Horsemen standards." Malenko begins to address both Flair, Arn and the
crowd. "The first man has held two different World Titles in his career,
as well as numerous other championships. He's tougher then nails, he's a
fighter, and at Survivor Series ... well, this man has impressed me enough that
I think he deserves a shot at the United States Championship. Ladies,
gentlemen, and esteemed friends ... Mike Awesome!"
Awesome comes out to a surprisingly positive reaction. Flair and Arn regard him
with a little skepticism, chatting to each other, but not saying a word
outright; when Awesome gets to the ring, he shakes hands enthusiastically with
Arn and Flair, but neither of the elder Horsemen look entirely thrilled. Arn
and Flair look to each other to speak, but Dean takes them both off-guard.
"I know, you're skeptical. But I want each one of you to look deep in your
heart, and think back to who you've allowed to wear the mantle of Horseman.
Think of how many people the Horsemen took in who once stood as enemies of the
organization. Think of the deceits, of the destruction that the Horsemen have
rained down on in their day ... and then you think about this man, Mike
Awesome. There was a time when The Four Horsemen were respected not for their
achievements or their legacy, but because they struck fear into the hearts of
their opponents. Everything that The Four Horsemen stood for when they first
came together, this man stands for now." Malenko can see that the
arguments, while true, aren't sinking in like he wants them to; he takes a deep
breath, then says; "Remember what you said to me three years ago, Arn? In
case you forgot, I took the liberty of having this prepared." All eyes
direct to the screen, where a snippet of footage from the historic Horsemen
reunion cues up. "I've been out here yakking for the last ten years about
what it meant to be a Horseman," says an Arn a few years younger;
"Work ethic, respect for the business, respect for each other, respect for
the people that came before us, and while I was yakking the last year, and the
last couple of months, you were out there fighting the fights for the Horsemen.
You exemplify what a Horseman has always meant." The clip ends, and
Malenko turns back to Arn and Flair. "If I exemplify what a Horsemen has
always meant, shouldn't I be able to recognize it in someone else?"
Awesome steps forward and asks for the microphone from Malenko. Malenko
surrenders it, and Awesome speaks with an obviously heavy heart. "I know I
made mistakes over the past few months," he says. "I screwed WCW, and
Paul Heyman screwed me back. I got what I deserved, and I have been punished.
But I'm done being punished. I've done everything I can to make it up to
people. Now, I wanna get back to what I came to WCW for in the first place: to
be the absolute best." Awesome holds up the four fingers. "This is
the best of the best. There's nothing better."
Flair and Arn debate for a moment; finally, Arn steps up to Awesome. "Tell
you what, son. If Malenko says you're something, there must be something to ya.
I'm not gonna lie and say me and Ric not a hundred percent on ya, but the word
of Dean Malenko means something to us, so we're gonna take that into
consideration. How's about this; you two, you guys may be fighting at Survivor
Series, but tonight, we want to see you as a team. You two show us how it's
done ... Mike, you show us how you think a Horsemen gets it done, and if we
like what we see ..." Arn completes the sentence with the four fingers,
which draws a nod of approval from Malenko and Awesome.
Ric starts in right after, looking to wrap things up, but Malenko taps him on
the shoulder. "Ric, I got one more person."
"Dean, we go back, buddy. But you gave us a big piece to chew on tonight.
Can it wait?"
Dean shakes his head. "You won't need to think about this at all. As a
matter of fact, I think, if anything, this'll help you make up your mind even
faster. He's not a hundred percent right now, but when he is, he'll be the best
damn Horsemen you ever seen, cause he already knows what it's like to be
one." Tenay and Hudson are totally buffaloed at who it could be; the music
answers everything, and Chris Benoit comes to the ring. Huge smiles break out
on the faces of the men in the ring. Benoit is welcomed with hugs and a
thunderous standing ovation. When Benoit gives the four fingers, Arn and Flair
give it back with a tear in their eyes, giving the official stamp in making the
reunion a relaunching of the dynasty.
Horsemen highlights are liberally sprinkled through the evening's remembrances,
all leading up to the big main event, pitting Malenko and Awesome against
Booker and DDP. The teamwork of Booker and DDP is a lot more concrete then that
of Malenko and Awesome, relative strangers to tagging with each other, but the
desire for Awesome to prove himself to Arn and Flair, and for Malenko to prove
his judgment accurate, drives the team beyond what Booker and DDP can handle.
The duo has to resort to cheating to keep their opponents from overpowering
them, but with every passing moment, Booker and DDP find themselves losing
traction. Facing certain defeat, DDP resorts to a blatant low blow to draw a DQ
... only for Arn to come out and insist the match restart until there is a
legitimate winner. Unfortunately, no sooner does Arn return to the dressing
room then Team Fringe comes out and goes after Booker and DDP. Flair and Arn
come out of the back, brandishing a chair and a tire iron respectively, while
Awesome and Malenko come to the aid of Booker and DDP with only their bare
hands. The unified force of the Horsemen is enough to drive the Fringe group
from the ring (although the referee had long since thrown out the match).
Booker and DDP regard the Horsemen with disdain, refusing the offers of
handshakes and well-wishes for Sunday. When Flair lays a hand on DDP to turn
him around and yell at him for their disrespect, DDP pulls a Diamond Cutter out
of nowhere. Booker and DDP quickly exit the ring, running like scalded dogs
down the aisle, laughing all the way. Arn grabs a microphone, so angry his
hands are shaking. "Nobody wants to see WCW survive more then me, but you
two ... you disrespectful ingrate bastards ... you better damn well hope you
lose on Sunday, because if there's a Nitro next week, the two of you are
looking at a long night with the Horsemen riding up on your asses!"
Smackdown: Nov. 15th
The final Smackdown before Survivor Series begins with a taped package that
announces, like Nitro, the night will be mostly dedicated to revisiting the
glory of the World Wrestling Federation's run on television; footage of
Superstars, Wrestling Challenge, Saturday Night's Main Event and Raw are
promised, revisiting the most cherished memories and controversial moments.
The semi-finals of the Intercontinental tournament provide the main course of
new wrestling for the evening, with the finals to occur at Survivor Series.
Edge's match against Test goes first, another challenge against a bigger man.
Edge utilizes his speed to overcome the challenge and easily dispatches Test
with an Edgecution. After the match, Christian approaches Edge with a request
for a title shot should Edge win the Intercontinental Title.
"Dude, why would I wanna do that?" Edge says, almost insulted at the
idea. "You're my brother, I don't wanna fight you!"
"Yeah, but like, you got the shot at the Intercontinental Title ... and I
wasn't even the tournament ... you're the King Of The Ring ... throw me a bone,
homeslice!"
Edge gives his brother a friendly clap on the shoulder. "Don't sweat it,
man. Your time will come!" he proclaims and walks away, leaving Christian
more then a little perturbed.
Regal comes to see Matt Hardy and encourages him to forfeit his half of the Tag
Titles as a sign of harmony and willingness to do the right thing. Matt scoffs
at the idea and insists he will defend the titles until he and Bradshaw lose
them. Regal tries to explain that he has signed a Survivor Series-style match
for the event, with The Hardys teaming with The APA against the Dudley family
and Perry Saturn, and that it would go a lot smoother if the titles were on one
team instead of split between two. When Matt asks Regal if he's asked the same
of Bradshaw, Regal laughs, as if the idea is too ridiculous to warrant a real
response. Matt stands up and tells Regal what he can do with the
"command"; Regal responds with a sneer and warns Matt there is a
price for insolence. The price, he finds out when he comes out to defend the
Tag Titles, is to defend against his own brother, partnered with, of all
people, Christian. Bradshaw and Christian are all too eager to get into the
fight, but Jeff and Matt are hesitant to cross paths. Unfortunately for Regal,
his plan doesn't pan out, as Bradshaw flattens Jeff with the Clothesline From
Hell for the pin. Christian wigs out, throwing a full-blown temper tantrum at
the loss, but no one pays attention with Matt getting into it with Bradshaw.
Faarooq comes out, but is held back by security, a contingent of whom is sent
to the ring to break up Matt and Bradshaw. All the while, watching in their
dressing room, The Dudleys laugh at the sight of their opponents tearing each
other apart.
Following that is the final semi-final match in the tournament, pitting
Hardcore Holly against Raven. Per Hardcore Holly's request, the match is fought
under hardcore rules, but he quickly finds himself in over his head with the
extreme veteran. Raven has no qualms about taking hardcore beyond its normal
limits, and within minutes, Holly is begging for mercy. A quick DDT on a chair
stills Holly's tongue and puts Raven in the finals against Edge at Survivor
Series.
After a final video package, Austin, Undertaker and Kane come to the ring, each
looking fiercely determined. "There ain't no need to for us to come out
here and worry 'bout what if crap," Austin says, "since everybody
knows we're gonna whoop ass like nobody's business come Sunday; Kane's gonna
beat the stupid right outta, and back into, them WCW pieces of garbage ... Big
Evil here's gonna stomp them ECW trash back to Philly ... and me, well, I done
stocked up last night, went to the store and bought me three full-sized kegs of
whoop-ass: one for Rocky, one for that idiot Kurt Angle, one extra-special keg
for Chris Jericho. But, ya see, come next Monday""and it'll be next
Monday, since we'll be getting Raw back, you bet your ass""after we
beat everybody's ass and walk away the winners, we're gonna have couple
problems on our hands ... see, first of all, we're gonna have Rock, Jericho and
Angle still around. Any ideas, guys?"
Kane merely chuckles while pounding one fist into his other hand. Undertaker
rubs his chin, as if the issue requires deep thought, and answers in a gruff
tone; "Who says they're walkin' outta the cage, Steve?"
Austin lets loose with a deep belly laugh. "HA! That's a damn good point.
So, I guess maybe the one or two of you stupid sons of bitches out there who
still like them-" The crowd cuts in with a spontaneous "Rocky"
chant; the threesome look around the arena in silence, sneering at the
audience. "Chant it all you want," Austin says with a devilish grin,
"cause we're gonna send Rocky back to Hollywood in a wheelchair." The
crowd responds harshly to this, but Austin doesn't care in the slightest.
"The bottom line is, y'all better get your fill of 'em this Sunday, cause
come next Monday, you can bet your ass they ain't gonna be in no shape to show
up to anything 'cept an emergency room!"
The music of The Rock cuts in; Rock almost runs to the ring, but instead of
fighting, he just gets in the face of Austin. Jericho and Angle come right
behind, each one a step behind Rock on either side of him. "For over two
years, two years, it's been Rock and Austin, Austin and The Rock." Rock
holds up two fingers right in Austin's face. "Two years! You beat The Rock
at WrestleMania 15, and you had to suck Vince McMahon's ass to beat The Rock at
WrestleMania 17. You had to get that piece of monkey crap Triple H to help you
beat me the next night." Rock holds up the fingers again. "Two years!
Two years, I've had to listen to your mouth. Then, I come back this summer, and
suddenly, there you are, acting like you never bashed The Rock in the head with
a chair, acting like you and The Rock were a-okay. The Rock has had enough,
Austin, so let The Rock make one thing perfectly, absolutely crystal
clear." Rock brings his mouth up next to Austin's ear, keeping the
microphone nearby so it can pick up what he is whispering. "You're done
here." Rock comes back in front, still right in Austin's face.
"You're through. Booger Evil or whatever stupid-ass nickname he has this
week, he's done. The Big Red Retard, he's done. Commissioner Monkey Anus, he's
done, every damn last one of you is done here. The boys don't want you anymore;
Linda McMahon don't want you anymore ... why else do you think she let Jericho
and The Rock and Angle into WarGames? The people don't even want you here anymore.
The next time you cross The Rock's path, The Rock will make damn sure you get
shown the door. And that's, as you say, the bottom line ..." Rock whips
off his sunglasses and glares deep into Austin's eyes. "... because I say
so."
Austin turns away, then turns back, going for a sucker punch; Rock blocks it
and fires back, triggering a six-man fracas ... and, watching from aisles in
the crowd sit the Fringe and WCW teams, smiling.
Survivor
Series: Nov. 18th
The video package for Survivor Series is a tour de force of the history of WWF,
WCW and ECW, showing classic footage dating back to Gorgeous George, up through
Terry Funk, Bruno Sammartino, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Sting, Bret Hart and
current stars. Freddie Blassie gets the last word of the piece, a haunting
proclamation that "In war, there are no winners; only survivors."
WCW's Survivor Series inter-gender elimination match is the first out of the
gate, pitting the Fringe team of Jerry Lynn, Steven Richards, Lita and the
Impact Players against Kronik, Sean O'Haire, Chuck Palumbo and Molly Holly.
Both teams send their women in first, but Lita quickly tags out to Richards
when Molly unloads on her with a blur of offense. Molly responds by tagging in
Bryan Clarke. The switch marks the beginning of a long period of pain for the
Fringe team, who lose Richards in short order to a High Times from Kronik,
followed by Lynn falling to a double-team from the Natural Born Thrillers. Upon
those two eliminations, the IP force Lita back in, and the WCW team puts Molly
back in. With the women, the Fringe finally get an elimination, thanks to Lita
using the ropes during a schoolboy. But without another female to wrestle
against, Lita finds herself stuck in a land of giants, and quickly tags out to
Justin Credible. Credible begs for mercy from Brian Adams but gets none, and
Credible is thrown around the ring by one person after another. It is only when
Palumbo, looking to set up the Jungle Kick on a downed Credible, gets blasted
by a super-kick from Lance Storm that the Fringe finally catch a break and
eliminate a competitor. Adams jumps in, looking to pick off the weakened
Credible, but Credible scores with a low blow the referee doesn't quite see,
allowing a tag to Storm. Storm uses his freshness and speed to stick and move,
and the help of Credible and Lita on the outside occupying the other two helps
when he manages to cinch on the Canadian Maple Leaf, forcing Adams to tap out.
Storm is up on his feet as the next person, O'Haire, gets tossed in by Credible
(after being hit in the head with a Singapore cane behind the ref's back). But
when O'Haire manages to drop Storm with a clothesline, he tags in Clarke, who
cleans house on the IP and plants Storm with a pumphandle powerslam for the
three count. Credible, upon realizing he is all alone (aside from the
absolutely useless Lita), begs for mercy; Clarke gives him none, pummeling him
like a boxer would a speed-bag. Lita goes for a misguided save attempt by
slapping Clarke as he has Credible over his shoulder for a powerslam; Clarke
merely feints lunging at her, sending her scurrying back to the apron. Clarke
drills Credible, then tags in O'Haire, who hits the Seanton Bomb and the
pinfall. Lita stands on the apron, too horrified to move. Clarke and O'Haire
just stand in the ring, smiling, reclined in the corners. Lita drops down to
the mat and backs away; when the ref reaches 10, the announcer declares WCW the
winner and, per the results of WarGames, a WCW Tag Title match on Nitro for
both the NBT and Kronik.
The second of two Survivor Series matches occurs next, with an unannounced
stipulation: it is a tables match. With no tags and no rules, the violence is
barely containable, and the refs have to officiate at a distance, lest they
find themselves becoming unintentional victims. Spike Dudley is the first to
go, a victim of a double-powerbomb by the APA over the top rope to a table on
the floor, but the Fringe team quickly even up the sides by putting Faarooq
through a table with a 3D. Jeff is the next victim, put through a table with
Saturn's Moss-Covered 3-Handled Family Credenza, but the WWF makes it 2-on-2
when Bradshaw hits the Clothesline From Hell into Saturn while propped up
against a table in the corner. But an attempt by Bradshaw to powerbomb D-Von
into a table is reversed into a back body drop, and, weakened from one fall
through a table makes him easy prey to be hit with a 3D through another,
leaving Matt alone. Matt fights valiantly, but the numbers game proves too much
and, soon, he too falls victim to a 3D to give the match to the Dudleys. JR
waxes about how ominous the loss is for the WWF, and what the fate of the Tag
Titles will be if the WWF is annihilated at the evening's end.
Edge and Raven exchange a handshake before they square off for the vacant
Intercontinental Title, but both watch the other with a cautious eye; for Edge,
the unknown factor is Raven's condition""how much may be real, how
much may be played up to sucker him in. For Raven, the unknown is having to
adjust his nature hardcore style to something more constrained ... all the
while keeping his opponent off balance, and keeping an eye out for Edge's
brother Christian ... or the missing Tommy Dreamer. Edge is surprised by
Raven's ability to keep up with the wrestling, but is disheartened that Raven isn't
in as bad a shape as he'd hoped, giving Edge a tougher fight then he expected.
And to Raven's surprise, Edge proves a tougher competitor then he expects,
taking the high-impact, brutal punishment he dishes out and never stays down.
When the ref gets sandwiched in an errant clothesline attempt by Edge, Raven
resists going to the plunder and sticks to wrestling, and connects with the
Raven Effect. But Christian comes down to the ring and smashes Raven in the
head with a chair, then drapes Edge over Raven. The ref stirs enough to see the
count and issues a very slow three count. Paramedics come down to check on
Raven, but as the ref raises Edge's hand in victory, Christian blasts Edge with
the chair. Christian grabs the Intercontinental Title, puts it on the back of
Edge's head and delivers another gruesome chair shot. Christian smiles a
sickening, almost demonic smile and grabs a microphone as the paramedics now
split to check on both men. "You still think my time's coming, brother? I
told you I want a title shot ... do I get one now? I gave you the
Intercontinental Title on a silver platter ... what do I get out of it? Do I
get to experience His Majesty Edge's generosity now?" Christian throws the
chair down, his face a twisted mix of rage and self-satisfaction as he walks
away, looking back at his handiwork.
The music of the Four Horsemen cues up, and Arn walks down to the ring wearing
a striped shirt. On the way, he stops to say hello to Chris Benoit, seated at
ringside, then gets in the ring. "Ya know something, it occurred to me the
other day ... normally, we don't go having the Horsemen fight each other. But,
as this was Dean's idea, as a way for Mike to prove himself once and for all, I
figured it'd only be fitting if a Horsemen officiated this little shindig. But
if the Horsemen are gonna fight each other tonight, then we're doing this under
Horsemen Rules. It's real simple; there won't be rope breaks, and there won't
any be count-outs. I ain't gonna tolerate steel chairs or garbage cans, but I
expect the two of you to go toe-to-toe, just like the Horsemen have always
done, and don't stop until you put your opponent down for the count." Arn
gives the four-fingered sign, held high above as Malenko and Awesome come to
the ring for their showdown. A handshake between the two starts the match,
which has both men pulling out every trick in their respective books, including
some new ones to get the upper hand. For Malenko, due to his size, it is a new
viciousness and dedication to working over the legs, all the while staying
within the lines of Arn's Horsemen Rules. For Awesome, the goal becomes to wear
down Malenko with as much high-impact offense as possible without crossing the
line into disrespect. Whenever Malenko gets a moment of offense, he goes right for
the legs, hitting dropkicks, leg drags and anything else he can to keep the big
man off his feet; the plan alters Awesome's ability to effectively assert his
size advantage. Awesome's fatal mistake comes when he tries a top rope splash,
but the weakened leg gives out and he crashes to the mat. Malenko, battered and
weak, pulls himself up and puts on the Texas Cloverleaf. The positioning, near
the corner but with Awesome facing the middle of the ring, puts him in a
horrible position to try for the ropes, and, with no place to go, Awesome has
to tap out. Malenko and Arn help Awesome to his feet; Malenko shakes Awesome's
hand, as does Arn, who says; "There isn't any shame in tapping out, Mike.
The better man isn't just the winner of the match; it's also the man who comes
back to fight again. That's what the Horsemen are all about." Arn holds up
the four fingers; Awesome, still trying to catch his breath, nods and offers up
a return four-fingered gesture, and the three walk back to the locker room
together to the ecstatic cheers of the crowd.
By contrast, though Regal puts forth a gentlemanly air, he displays none of it
against Flair, using every dirty-handed trick he can to gain the edge; from the
moment the bell rings, Regal starts in, hitting Flair in the back of the head
as he takes off his robe, and using the robe to immobilize Flair to beat on
him. In between cheap shots, Regal waves to the crowd as if they actually like
him, ignoring the negative reply the audience gives him. But the second time
Regal waves to the crowd, Flair chop-blocks Regal to the mat. Flair goes right
to work on the legs and, like Regal did, stops to acknowledge the crowd, but
with a strut and a "Woo!" that is responded to in kind. Flair
continues the punishment on Regal until he blocks an attempt at the figure-four
by putting a foot on Flair's ass and shoving him head-first into the
turnbuckle. Regal shakes out the cobwebs and goes on the offense, punishing
Flair with throws, suplexes and stiff shots to the head. When Regal locks on the
Regal Stretch, the crowd expects the legend to fall to the obnoxious WWF
Commissioner, but Flair manages to reach the ropes to break the hold. Regal
goes right back on the offensive, dragging out the punishment as long as he can
without trying for a pinfall. But when Regal backs up Flair into a corner, he
paint-brushes Flair, which suddenly sparks a second wind. Flair explodes out of
the corner and takes Regal down to the mat, hitting him with a blizzard of
lefts and rights. Regal tries to bail when he comes to realize there's no real
counter to Flair's rage, but Flair catches up with Regal and throws him into
the steel steps. A pair of shinbreakers on the steps follow, and Flair tosses
Regal back in to slap on the figure-four. Regal holds on as long as he can, but
with Flair giving him no slack to go for the ropes and the pain almost making
him black out, Regal has no choice but to tap, giving the Horsemen a clean
sweep for the evening. Flair shakes hands with Benoit on the way back to the
locker room as the crowd gives him a rousing ovation.
The mixed announcing team recaps the modified WarGames rules: a man from each
team starts the match, with a new wrestler coming in five minutes later (the
order determined by a random draw prior to the event), and further wrestlers in
two minute intervals. The Match Beyond begins when all four teams are complete,
with submission or surrender the only way to lose, with one modification;
instead of one-decision-to-the-win, it is elimination rules, with the last team
standing the winner. For the WWF and WCW, a victory will lead to abolishment of
the Fringe and the absorbing of the opposing company. For the Fringe, a victory
eliminates both the WWF and WCW. For the so-called People's Team ... JR and
Tenay can only speculate, as even the contract's language stipulates (albeit in
far more formal legal language) that the People's Team will "call the
shots" should they win. The risk of the anonymous winning conditions has
both sides nervous, considering Jericho's mercurial track record of late ...
but as the cage lowers, both announcers state the obvious: it is far too late
to back out now.
The steel enclosure lowers from the ceiling, not only surrounding the twin
rings but giving space on the arena floor for movement, like an over-sized Hell
In A Cell. Kurt Angle and Steve Austin, the first two to enter, start fighting
before they even get to the ring. DDP, no friend of either man, follows right
behind but hangs back, content to let the two beat the living hell out of each
other ... until Tazz, the fourth starter, comes in and goes after him. By the
time the five minute opening period has elapsed, two of the men, Austin and
Angle, are already bleeding, and Tazz is busy throwing DDP head-first into
everything he can find to try and open him up. The door opens, and the crowd
holds their breath as they wait for the music to clue them into the next
fighter ... who turns out to be Booker T. Booker immediately comes to the aid
of DDP, throwing Tazz into the cage wall. Inside the ring, Angle pushes Austin
off when he tries a Stunner and connects with an Angle Slam. Angle slaps on the
Ankle Lock, torquing it as hard as he can; after a couple of particularly
vicious twists, Austin starts to tap, but without complete teams, the
submission does no good. Austin's luck changes when the next person in the ring
is Kane, who gets Angle off of Austin with a vicious chokeslam. Austin and Kane
double-team Angle while Booker and DDP double-team Tazz until the two minutes
elapses, and Rhyno is the next person in. Rhyno cuts Austin in half with a Gore
en route to Tazz; when Kane tries to stop him, Rhyno kicks Kane in the gut and
lands a spine-shattering piledriver. Rhyno then changes rings, grabbing Booker
and throwing him into a steel ring post. Tazz manages to stop DDP with a
drop-toe-hold into the bottom turnbuckle, leaving them the only people standing
... until Angle makes the mistake of getting to his feet. Rhyno and Tazz switch
rings and stalk the Olympic hero until the horn sounds and The Rock joins the
match and takes out Tazz from behind. Rhyno charges Angle, who is all too ready
for another piece of the Man-Beast. As the Fringe and the People's Team clash,
Austin finally manages to stir and stumbles into DDP in the next ring, and the
two start to brawl. The horn sounds again, and the final member of Team WCW,
The Big Show, enters the ring, making a beeline for Austin. Show throws Austin
aside like a bug, but Kane comes up from behind with a low blow that drops the
giant. Booker clocks Kane with a kick to the jaw, and Team WCW uses their
numbers over Team WWF, while The People's Team has their way with the Fringe
team. Kane is chokeslammed off the top rope by Show, while Austin is scraped
across the steel cage, turning his already-bleeding cut into a gusher.
Reinforcements come in the form of Undertaker, completing Team WWF; 'Taker
grabs DDP and introduces him to the many steel surfaces around the rings, from
the posts to the steps and the cage. With the reprieve from the two-on-one
beating, Austin manages to score some hits on Booker. The horn sounds for the
next participant, the man who promised victory, Rob Van Dam. RVD's first attack
comes from behind, a double-springboard (using the two opposing sets of
ring-ropes) missle dropkick to the back of The Rock. The Fringe uses their
numbers to turn the tide back in their favor, with RVD helping to turn Rhyno's
devastating piledriver into a spike, sending Angle into a fit of convulsions.
Tazz whips out his arsenal of suplexes on Rocky, and for good measure, RVD
connects with a Five-Star Frog Splash. The horn sounds for the final time, and
Jericho comes in like a man on fire, hitting everyone standing between him and
his teammates; Austin, Big Show, DDP, Rhyno and RVD all get a piece of Jericho
as he fights to come to the aid of his teammates. Just slightly drowned out by
the noise the crowd makes as Jericho sets the ring on fire is the announcer,
officially declaring that The Match Beyond has now begun.
Jericho rallies his troops against the Fringe team as the bell rings,
signifying the start of The Match Beyond. In the other ring and outside, the
people Jericho hit as he blew by come to again and immediately look for the
living symbol of the rebellion. Big Show is the first to come after Jericho,
but RVD steps in the way, trying to use his fast feet and martial arts to fell
the human tower; Show shoves RVD away like a mosquito, but RVD keeps coming
back. Austin and DDP are the next to filter through and, as their teammates see
what is going on, the rest of them follow suit. Rhyno goes after Jericho, but
Angle and Rocky pull themselves up and come to his defense; within moments,
similar scenes unfold with RVD and Tazz, quickly revealing a unique position:
every member of the Fringe stuck facing three people apiece. Outside, Heyman
screams at his men to toughen up and beat back the "weaklings", but
the three teams quickly see their opportunity and press the numbers advantage.
Before long, the fight turns into a downright mugging, with the Fringe team
being thrown around, bloodied and battered at an almost inhumane pace, until
Angle secures the Ankle Lock on RVD. Jericho grabs the other ankle and twists
while Rock gets down on the mat and talks smack on RVD's face until it becomes
too much to bear and RVD taps. The explosion of applause is both joy and relief
that soon mutates into a rousing chorus of "Na, Na, Hey, Hey,
Goodbye" as the Fringe team are rudely shown the door. Heyman screams
denials and curses at everyone on earth until RVD finally crosses his path;
Heyman slaps RVD and goes to choke him, but RVD shoves him off and buries a
boot in Heyman's gut. The rest of the Fringe see RVD's abuse of Heyman and
descend upon the source of their failure, but RVD, hobbling as fast as he can,
gets lost in the sea of the audience.
Back in the ring, the teamwork disintegrates immediately, with people striking
anyone that isn't a team member. Austin and Rock finally cross paths, trading
punches until Austin tries for a Stunner that Rock reverses into a Rock Bottom,
but the follow-up Sharpshooter gets broken up by Undertaker. Booker tries to
capitalize and put the hurt on Rock, but Angle breaks it up, beginning a chain
of attacks and counter-attacks as each group tries to one-up the other. Jericho
smartens up and grabs a chair from under the ring and starts waffling people
until DDP catches him from behind and drops him with a Diamond Cutter. Kane
brings in the steel steps, trying to crush Jericho, but Big Show kicks them
back in Kane's face. Big Show uses his size to throw people around the ring and
to the outside, sending Angle into the cage like a torpedo and throwing Austin
half-way across the ring onto the steel chair. Undertaker and Rock work
together to put Show on the mat, but the teamwork stops as soon as Show falls,
and Booker drops Undertaker with a shot to the nuts. Booker quickly moves over
to Austin, wrapping the chair around his head and starts stomping on it. Within
seconds, Austin is coughing up blood, but Booker continues, repeatedly stomping
until deciding to just stand on it. Kane struggles to his feet to try and
intercept, but Jericho and Angle pounce on him, while Angle teams up with DDP
to cut off Kane. Booker stomps on the chair a couple more times until, finally,
from under a curtain of blood and a face turning blue from lack of oxygen,
Austin taps and whispers a surrender. The small contingent of WWF partisan fans
boo, but the rest of the crowd goes nuts with excitement. Officials swarm in
and usher Kane and Undertaker out and pull Booker off the chair so medics can
assist Austin out of the cage.
When the cage door shuts again, the six remaining fighters measure each other,
not a single one of them not bleeding. Big Show is the first to lunge into the
fight, met by The Rock; DDP squares off with his old nemesis Kurt Angle, and
Booker and Jericho collide. The fists fly and the blood pours as the six
fighters, wracked with exhaustion and unimaginable levels of pain, reach into
the very bottom of their tanks and unload everything they have, using the environment
and every implement therein for unseen levels of brutality. Booker and DDP
attack with uncharacteristic ferocity, while Big Show relies on size and
strength as his advantage; but none of them expect the will of The People's
Team to be so strong. Nothing the WCW team can do keeps Jericho, Rock and Angle
down for too long, no matter how much blood is lost or how bad the blow.
Jericho manages to plaster DDP with a chair and, with Angle and DDP occupied,
assists Rock in sending Show out of the ring; the tandem introduce Show's head
to the metal crossbeam in the cage wall, which drops the giant like a dead
tree. With Team WCW's big gun on the arena floor, bleeding and unconscious,
Rock and Jericho get back in the ring and team up on Booker. DDP plants Angle
with a Diamond Cutter and goes after Jericho with the chair. He sets up Jericho
on the top turnbuckle and goes for a super-plex, but Angle pops up like a
jack-in-the-box, races up the turnbuckles and unleashes an Angle Slam from the
top. Booker tries to seize upon Angle, but Rock intercepts and takes Booker off
his feet with a Rock Bottom. Jericho comes off the top with an elbow onto DDP
as Rock slaps on the Sharpshooter on Booker. Jericho puts the Walls Of Jericho
on DDP, but neither he nor Booker will tap out. But Big Show comes to, bleeding
profusely and dizzied, and sees his teammates in no man's land and signals the
surrender. The crowd noise almost drowns out the announcer proclaiming The
People's Team the winner of WarGames. Officials and paramedics come in to check
on the wrestlers, but Jericho grabs the announcer's microphone. "Tomorrow
..." he says, gasping for breath, his voice a barely audible rasp.
"Nitro ... tomorrow ... revolution ..." With the heat of battle gone
and the need for adrenaline gone, the strength finally drains from Jericho and
he falls to his knees. The crowd chants "Jericho!" as he sits on his
knees in the aisle, letting the applause wash over him ... and, with the
applause, the sense of relief and vindication ... and, most of all, the
knowledge that the war is over.
Epilogue: Nitro: Nov. 19th
The Impact Players' WCW Tag Title defense against the NBT and Kronik is
announced, but, aside from that, only one other thing is announced for Nitro:
appearances by Kurt Angle, The Rock and Chris Jericho, to discuss how they plan
to "call the shots" as a condition of their WarGames victory.
Shane McMahon stands in the center of the ring as the opening fireworks blow
off. Once the noise is gone and the smoke clears, Shane announces; "First
off, let me welcome to the ring three people; firstly, my parents, Linda and
Vince McMahon!" The McMahons comes out to a vicious round of boos; Vince
regards the audience with sanctimonious scorn, while Linda just walks with him,
knowing the hatred expressed by the crowd is really directed at her husband.
When they get in the ring, Shane grasps his mother's hand and kisses her on the
cheek, but an offer to shake hands with his father is rudely rebuffed by Vince
crossing his arms. Linda tries to urge Vince to do it, but Vince is steadfast;
Shane tells Linda not to worry about it, and moves on with the introductions.
"I'd also like to the man behind the Lunatic Fringe, Mr. Paul Heyman to
join us in the ring."
The response to Heyman is so overwhelming, the negativity seems mere moments
away from turning into a lynching. Heyman yells at the crowd as he walks down
the aisle, which incites the audience to get even more rowdy. Finally, Heyman
just gives up and walks to the ring, standing as far away from the McMahons as
possible, arms crossed and a sneer chiseled into his face.
"And last but not least," proclaims Shane, "the winners of
WarGames at Survivor Series 2001, The Rock, Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho!"
The threesome come out to the music of Jericho, their unofficial captain, and
are treated to a respectable, if not entirely warm, reception from the partisan
WCW crowd. The trio shake hands with Shane and Linda, while Vince and Heyman
keep their hands stuffed in their pockets; Angle responds to this by hugging
Vince anyway, drawing a look of confused disgust from Vince. Meanwhile, Shane
says; "Gentlemen, we have assembled to hear your terms; you have the
floor."
Angle takes the stick first, all smiles and bright eyes. "Ya know, since I
first talked to Chris Jericho a couple weeks ago, and understood where he was
coming from, I've felt a huge weight lifted off my shoulders. I was being stupid,
following around Austin and Undertaker and those guys; those guys didn't care
about me, they only wanted to use me for their purposes. And their purpose is
to keep the business the way it is: with them, on top, forever. They don't care
about seeing this business grow; they'd rather drive it into the ground, then
let someone else have a shot. That's why the first thing we're doing is
stopping these guys in their tracks. Effective immediately, there will be no
more wars or hostilities between WWF and WCW. Anyone who willfully invades the other
federation will be fired instantaneously, no second chances. No more wars; this
country is big enough for the WWF and WCW to exist, side by side."
Angle hands the mike to Rock, who knows better then to expect a
"Rocky" chant from the crowd. "The Rock isn't gonna waste your
time with what The Rock always says, cause The Rock knows you don't wanna hear
it. The bottom line is this: we came here with an agenda, and The Rock's gonna
move right along with Point #2 on the agenda: WCW and WWF, all by themselves,
what they're gonna do now that the war is over." Rock steps up to Linda
and Vince, takes off his sunglasses and turns his gaze to Vince. "Rock is
gonna make this simple, so simple, even your diseased monkey's brain can
understand it, Vince; your buddy, Willie Regal? Gone. New Commissioner, this
Thursday on Smackdown. You wanna get Raw back? Ask TNN to give you another
show, cause Nitro stays Nitro." Rock turns to Shane. "As for you and
WCW ... until WCW's ready to put on their own, the pay-per-views are shared ...
just keep your people out of the way of the WWF people, and vice versa."
Rock turns away, then turns back and gets right back in Vince's face. "Oh,
there's just one more thing, Vince, just"-Rock's voice gets quiet, a
gravelly, lethal whisper-"one more thing. The world may be big enough for
two wrestling federations, but the World Wrestling Federation ... it ain't big
enough for The Rock and Steve Austin. Thursday ... Rock ... Austin ... one last
time, no interference ... Austin wins, and The Rock goes to Hollywood forever
... The Rock wins ..." Rock grins, backs away, then points at Shane
McMahon. "If The Rock wins, you got yourself a new superstar, Shane."
The crowd explodes as Rock tosses the microphone to Jericho; Linda and Vince
both turn several shades of white, horrified at the guaranteed prospect of
losing one of their biggest assets; Shane, meanwhile, cracks a world-class
shit-eating grin, even as the crowd breaks out into a "Rocky" chant
after all.
Jericho pauses, looking to the crowd, who has quickly taken to The People's
Team's messages of live-and-let-live. The "Rocky" chant melts into a
"Y2J" chant; Jericho just lets it die off before breaking his
silence. "Oh, and Vince? One more thing. You know how the board suspended
you indefinitely? Allow me to put a timeframe on that, jerky: hows about forever?"
Vince's eyes go wide, blazing like suns gone supernova. "You can't do that
to me! I'm Vince McMahon, dammit! I made this industry! You wouldn't have a job if it
weren't for me! You-"
"I can do
anything I want, Vince. Remember; we call the shots now. We won that last night.
And while you may have helped this industry become what is it today, the bottom
line is this is still a wrestling business, not the Vince McMahon show. This business is bigger then you,
and now, it'll finally have the chance to prove it." Jericho shoves the
microphone in Vince's chest and starts to walk off, until Heyman crosses the
ring, rips the microphone out of Vince's hands and starts yelling. "What
the hell was that? Was I invisible, or ..." Sudden realization dawns on
Heyman. "Are you ... are you letting me slide?"
Jericho pauses, looking at Heyman and grinning. Finally, he comes back, rips
the microphone away from Heyman and says; "No, Paul, I'd forgotten about
you simply cause you mean that much to me." Much of the audience,
including Shane and Linda, laugh at this; Heyman does not find it as amusing.
"But since you seem like you just gotta know ... I was gonna do this by
courier, since you really aren't worth the time." Jericho bats around
Heyman's tie playfully, like a cat with a mouse. "Them contracts your
Fringe boys have with the WWF and WCW? Nullified. They're free agents. They can
sign anywhere they want." Heyman looks confused, cocking his head sideways
like a dog. "Let me break that down for you in real simple terms, Paulie: they're
fired! Every last
one of them!"
"Y-y-y-you can't do that! Just cause you won last night doesn't mean you
can go firing people! That wasn't part of the deal! It wasn't part of the d-"
"Plead your case to the boards of WCW and WWF, Paulie, cause we don't give
a rat's ass. Bottom line: if you can somehow manage to convince the WWF and WCW to
keep on your wrestlers, and if you can somehow keep them from being hunted down like
dogs in the locker room and beaten into a coma ... if we ever ..." Jericho
looks over to The Rock.
"And The Rock means ever!" he adds.
"Thank you. If we ever see Fringe members teaming up, ganging up, forming a
faction, or sharing a cup of coffee ... their ass is suspended. No more Fringe,
every last one of them ... done. Gone. No goodbyes, no final matches together,
no farewells." Jericho turns to Shane and adds; "Except for The
Impact Players. They will run out their title reign ... then, they break up."
"That's not fair! You can't just-"
"We can, we have, it's done. As for Van Dam and Dreamer ... well, they're
technically free agents, since you never bothered to actually sign then to a WWF contract or anything, so
... good luck finding them jobs. And while we're at it ... good luck finding
yourself one, Paulie ... you're fired."
Epilogue: Smackdown: 22nd
The Austin/Rock career-direction match headlines the first Smackdown in the
post-InVasion era, but coming on the heels of the earth-shattering news from
Nitro's conference with Jericho, Rock and Angle, the fans and the company know
the night will be something special.
To that end, no sooner have the fireworks opening the show ended then Jericho's
music hits. Y2J comes out and panders to the crowd for a couple seconds from
the stage before saying; "Ladies and gentlemen ... are you ready? Are you
ready to meet your new commissioner?" Jericho swings his arm like a
windmill before finally pointing towards the entrance ... but the screech of
breaks and a simple set of power chords tell the crowd who's coming out before
Mick Foley steps through the curtain. The site of the hardcore legend is a
heartwarming and thrilling thing after the months of darkness and corruption
from the reign of William Regal. Foley waves to the crowd gamely, gives the
cheap-pop thumbs-up as he walks down the aisle. "Thank you," he says,
"and let me just say it is great to be back in the WWF ... back as your commissioner ...
and back in the great town of Fayetteville, North Carolina!" After the
requisite cheap-pop, Foley waves to Jericho. "And a special thanks, to
Chris Jericho, to Kurt Angle and to The Rock, for bringing me back to the World
Wrestling Federation. And tonight, tonight I've got a huge surprise for everyone! That's
right ... tonight ... in this very ring ... not only will you see Stone Cold
Steve Austin face The Rock with their careers on the line, but the special
guest referee ..." Foley pauses, drawing out the moment; faint chants of
"Foley" cue up, but Foley shakes his head. "No, not me ... the
Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels!"
In the back, a man in a suit walks through the halls, asking for directions to
the Commissioner's office. Trish Stratus tells him the Commissioner is in the
ring, which prompts him to bark; "I didn't ask for a status update. Where
is his office?" Trish points him in the right direction, and when he gets
into Foley's office, he takes a seat, waiting for the new Commissioner. Foley
returns to his office after the commercial, surprised to see the stranger in
his office. "Good evening," he says, offering a hand. "my name
is Jay Barnes. I am the proxy representative on the board of directors for EHKS
Holdings."
"If you're looking for Linda McMahon, she usually isn't at the shows. Her
office is in Stamford, Conn-"
"I am well aware of where Mrs. McMahon's office is, Mr. Foley."
Barnes lifts his briefcase and drops it on Foley's desk, unsnapping the clasps;
Foley (and the camera) take notice of the logo emblazoned on the black leather:
a bright white square, enclosing four letters, printed in a sloppy typeset and
in out-of-proper-sequence sizes. "As I said, I am EHKS Holding's
representative on the board of directors; I would know where the headquarters
is."
Foley raises an eyebrow, taken aback by his rude guest. "So, then, what
can I ask brings you to a live WWF event, Mr. Barnes?"
"The men who make up EHKS Holdings are on their way to the event tonight,
and expect the proper welcome to be given." Barnes pulls out a file folder
and hands it to Foley. "When those gentlemen arrive, I expect nothing but
the utmost respect shown for them. These men have made extraordinary
arrangements to appear here tonight, and are eager to take a hands-on approach
to the company after the past several months of mismanagement."
Foley chuckles. "We don't give special welcomes for the McMahons, sir, and
as far as mismanagement goes, you can blame Vince and my predecessor for that.
And, frankly, we're in the middle of a show; I'm a little too busy. If you'll
excuse me, I have some things to attend to." Foley gets up and leaves,
leaving the representative sitting in the chair.
The introduction of the three participants in the main event sends the crowd
into overdrive, positive for Rock and Shawn, negative for Austin. Foley comes
down, causing yet another thunderous pop and recaps the stipulations and the
restrictions that there is to be no interference on behalf of either man from
their respective camps. Rock and Austin listen to all these while standing in
the middle of the ring, nose to nose, staring at each other without saying a
word. When Foley finishes, Shawn signals for the bell, and the fists start
flying. For the next 20 minutes, Rock and Austin go at each other like two
hungry men fighting for a scrap of food. Shawn allows a shocking degree of
leniency, letting choking, closed fists and exposed turnbuckles occur without
repercussion. When the action spills to the outside and Austin manages to drop
Rock with a throw into the ring post, Austin gets in Foley's face; Foley stands
his ground, barking right back for Austin to get in the ring. But when Austin
tries for a kick to set up the Stunner, Rock catches Austin and plants him with
a Rock Bottom, the second of the night; the People's Elbow follows, and
connects, but only gets two. A third Rock Bottom follows, and that gets the
three, and the crowd explodes like a volcano. Foley slides in the ring and
shakes the hand of his old friend Rock while Austin rolls out of the ring,
cursing, kicking and swinging wildly at anything within arms' reach ...
including Jay Barnes. Officials scramble to check on the EHKS representative,
but Austin, having nothing left to lose, slides back in the ring. While Rock
and Shawn are busy playing to the crowd and celebrating, Austin drops Foley
with a Stunner. Austin lingers long enough to see the faces of Shawn and Rock
... until Tazz comes from behind and blindsides Austin with a chair. Austin
goes down in a heap, leaving Rock staring at the return of one of the Fringe's
premier members. Rock tries to go after Tazz, but a voice cuts through the
arena, a very familiar voice.
"There's no need to do that, Rocky," says the voice. The owner, a
pudgy, balding short man in a Yankess ballcap, comes out onto the stage.
"Tazz is, once again, a proud employee of the World Wrestling Federation!
He's just helping flush out that WCW scum!"
Heyman comes down the ramp, the crowd utterly shocked. Heyman, however, is all
smiles. "Don't look so surprised, Rock. You've grown up in this business;
you should know, or at least heard about guys like me. We're never down for very long. We
find ways to keep coming back, especially when you've got help ..."
Heyman looks back towards the entrance, and if the unexpected sight of Heyman
wasn't enough to send the crowd into shock, the sight of Eric Bischoff stepping
out onto the stage causes every jaw in the building to drop. Bischoff blows
kisses and gestures wildly, an echo of the deluded leader of the nWo years
before. A smattering of jeers begins to circulate as people begin to realize he
was introduced by Heyman ... but the confusion is still too thick for people to
make much sense of anything.
Bischoff gets to the ring as Tazz throws Austin into the steel steps, splaying
open the cut that had been closed with butterfly clasps from the battle at
Survivor Series. Bischoff shakes hands with Heyman, which turns into a hug,
cementing him in the mind of the crowd as an arch villain ... but Rock and
Shawn are frozen in place, unable to take their eyes off the surreal sight of
Bischoff and Heyman in a WWF ring, hugging like old chums. "You know what
I liked best?" Heyman says. "EHKS Holdings. Everybody wondered ...
what did it stand for? Who were these new owners? Nobody knew! You wouldn't believe the rumors I heard in these halls
..." Heyman holds up a hand; "Get this, Eric; someone actually
thought it meant 'Eric, Hulk, Kevin, Scott'! How do you like that?"
Eric lets loose with a mighty belly-laugh, which Heyman picks up on. Foley, the
cobwebs finally shaken loose, pulls himself up to a vastly different tableau
then before his Stunner. Rock's paralysis finally breaks and he grabs Heyman by
the lapels; Shawn grabs Rock by the shoulders, trying to get him to move away.
"Don't you get it, Rock? They own us! They own the WWF!" Rock
dismissed Shawn with a gesture ... until Shawn nearly takes off Rock's head
with Sweet Chin Music. Foley staggers forward, totally confused. "What ...
Shawn ... how ..."
"Walk away, Mick," says Shawn. "Just walk away before you get
hurt."
"Take his advice, Foley," says Bischoff. "You're better off if
you just walk up that ramp, get on a plane back to Long Island, and stay there.
If we could pull the wool over the McMahons and the entire wrestling world and
execute this stunning hostile takeover, what do you think we can do to you?"
Mick never looks away from Shawn. "But, Shawn ..."
"Mick, you know as well as I how ruthless, how much of a rotten bastard
Vince McMahon is. You know the pain and suffering Vince McMahon has put people
through in his career."
"I've had enough of this," Heyman says. "Get him."
Foley whips around, in time to see Rhyno slide into the ring. Foley looks to
the ramp, hoping against hope for help ... only to see armed security forming a
human wall in the entranceway. Mick turns toward Rhyno just in time to be cut
in two by the Gore. The reigning WWF Champion pounds his chest triumphantly.
Heyman, Bischoff and Shawn laugh with self-satisfaction. Heyman claps Shawn on
the shoulder. "Thank you, Shawn! Thank you for helping make this possible!
You see folks, it was Shawn Michaels who was our inside source, who let us know
when to make our moves! And when the time was right, we sprung our trap and
Vince walked right into it ... the Loyalty Agreements, suspending people,
waging war on WCW, getting suspended ... everything he did made our job
easier!"
"Vince," Bischoff says, "there is no more a hated man in this
business then you. Vince McMahon: the man who buried the NWA. The man who
slowly bled the AWA dry. The man who stole WCW out from underneath me, the only
man who ever gave a rat's ass about the company! The man who kept ECW in
business as long as there was talent to steal! Vince McMahon is a cancer to this industry, and with the
help of Shawn Michaels, we formulated a plan to excise the cancer in this
business and heal it once and for all! What we've done ... the deception, the
lies, the secrets ... everything has been for the good of the business, and the
good of the fans! You wanted to see RVD in the WWF, and by god, we brought him
to the WWF! You wanted to see Raven and Tommy Dreamer wrestle in the big time
... you wanted to see The Rock take on Booker T ... you wanted to see the
greatest war in the history of our sport, the Monday Night Wars, explode in
this very ring? We brought it to you! When has Vince ever done as much for you as we have
over the past few months?"
The crowd's incredibly hostile reaction is lost on the trio in the ring, who
act as if they're conquering kings receiving a warm welcome home; Bischoff
gives the crowd a double thumbs-up. But it is Shawn, the traitorous employee,
the backdoor for the real invasion, that has the last words; "Don't you
worry, Vinnie Mac, don't you worry ... all this chaos is just temporary. We'll
have this company in working order in no time ... after all, we got a vested
interest in it, don't we, boys?" Bischoff and Heyman laugh as Shawn leans
on the ropes in front of the camera. "With me, Eric and Paul, the WWF
couldn't be in better hands."
The end