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With Free Decade Down the Draing: 10 Years of WrestleCrap.com Archive Disc

What is the reward for RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton working tirelessly for the past decade at WrestleCrap.com? If you guessed a CELEBRITY ROAST, you are correct, sir! Join RD and Blade as they get lambasted by all their co-horts on WrestleCrap Radio! Angry Jim, Gay Popeye, Dixie, Mike Check, Stubby, and countless others show up to pay homage to our hosts on this exclusive DVD. If you thought WrestleCrap Radio was hilarious, well, you're an idiot in for a real treat! Here's the official trailer!

With the purchase of this disc, you will also receive absolutely free...

A Decade Down the Drain: 10 Years of WrestleCrap.com Archive Disc

You've asked for it for years...now completely UPDATED! The first 10 Years of WrestleCrap.com on a two disc set! The complete WrestleCrap archive from 2000-2010 is opened on your computer thanks to this new DVD-ROM (DVD-R). Just pop these discs into your computer, and you are a single click away from all the insanity we've posted over the past TEN YEARS!

Every bit of Crap from the past TEN YEARS!

Over 450 Inductions!
Over 220 Someone Bought This!
Over 220 It Came From YouTubes!
Nearly 50 Weird World of Wrestlings!
Over 85 Jobbers of the Week!
Nearly 60 Rewriting the Books!
More than 20 Gimmick Tables!
100+ Ramblings!
50+ Mailbags!
All 23 Merle Vincent Menacing Thoughts!
Nearly 200 Hours of WrestleCrap Radio and assorted interviews on other radio progrems - so much that we had to add a second disc to the set!

Plus These Never Before Seen Features!

RD Reynolds Fighting Spirit Archive: In addition to writing inductions, reviews, and hosting WrestleCrap Radio, RD also pens a monthly column for Fighting Spirit Magazine in the UK, dubbed The Crap Shoot. For the first time ever, over 50 articles are culled together for your reading enjoyment! Neary 40,000 words, or half the size of the first WrestleCrap book!

Sean Carless' Breaking Newz~! Archive: One of the geniuses behind the Gimmick Table gives us the lowdown as to what's REALLY happening in wrestling with his Breaking Newz~! If you love the Gimmick Table (and who doesn't?), you are really going to enjoy this one!

And...

RD's Junk Drawer: Magazine articles, unfinished inductions, WrestleCrap Radio outtakes, various non-WrestleCrap Radio shows featuring the boys, and more!

Madison Carter's Junk Drawer: All the Weird World of Wrestling Stuff That Never Made it To the Site!

Boob Grabs, Booze, and Black Magic: The Making of Revenge of the Scorpion: Blade Braxton takes you behind the scenes of the night when he and all his friends got totally sloshed and recorded their epic!

Unreleased Gimmick Table, Plus the Best of Burgan Cheap Pops!

Plus tons more crap that we will try to fill the disc with!

Trust me, it will take forever to get through all this stuff - and it took us TEN YEARS to write it all!

Special Pre-order pricing: Cost for the three disc set (WrestleCrap Radio Celebrity Roast is one disc, the archive is two) is $15.95. Shipping rates are as follows: US: $4.00; Canada: $5.00; European countrie: $12.00. Any other locations please drop us a line.

All discs come personally autographed (if you have a special request on the autograph, please let me know). Just use Paypal to send the money to thedeal@wrestlecrap.com, and be sure to include a shipping address! You can also snail mail a check or money order; for that information, click rightchere.

And for a limited time only, you can combine this order with the Worst of RD DVD or the WrestleCrap Radio Shoot for just $6 more each! Want them both? Then just send along an extra $10! You'll have so much crap you won't know what to do!

Note: This is a DVD-ROM in DVD-R format that is readable on most newer computers. It is not a video DVD for play in a DVD player! If you have questions about this, please email us rightchere!

ALSO AVAILABLE...

WrestleCrap Radio Mike Check T-Shirts and Bumper Stickers!

Note from RD Reynolds: Yes, these are REAL. Mike's daughter sent them to WrestleCrap HQ, and now we are sending the stupid things out. I guess it does help us, so if you love WrestleCrap Radio, by all means, buy one - it's a cheap way to help out the site/show. Bumper stickers are $7 shipped in the US ($15 outside the US), t-shirts are $17 shipped in the US ($23 outside the US). The shirts are available in XL and XXL ONLY, and are available in white or gray, so please specify what you want when placing your order. Paypal to thedeal@wrestlecrap.com and be sure to include your shipping address!

The WrestleCrap Radio Shoot Interview!

Join RD and Blade as they pull back the curtain of the stupidest wrestling podcast to ever pollute iPods the world over! Find out the truth about Don (Don Mason), Peter Gazer, Nathaniel, Johnny Six, John Thomas, the Crappies(!!), Blade's super big secret announcement, that ratings creep, Nicole Bass, the origin of the Haiku, the Trolla Corporation, plus...a live appearance by STUBBY! All that and much, MUCH more!

Blade Braxton Independent Film Retrospective: You know all those stories Blade tells onWCR about stupid movies he would film? They're true! And here's the proof, with several clips, recaps, and breakdowns of his celluloid catastrophes!

Price is just $10, which includes free shipping in the US and Canada. European orders are available for $20 with free shipping. Just use Paypal to send the money to thedeal@wrestlecrap.com, and be sure to include a shipping address!

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WrestleCrap Personified: The Worst of RD Reynolds

Double DVD-R Set
Now Available!

They say those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. But that’s never
stopped RD Reynolds, the curator of WrestleCrap.com, the site that pokes fun at all the worst in wrestling.

You see, RD once worked on the independent wrestling scene himself, booking and participating in angles every bit as bad as those he ridicules on his site. And now, because his fellow crappers have asked for it, those events are now available in a double DVD-R set. Here's a quick sneak peak!

Disc 1:

Babyface RD in Championship Wrestling of America

- RD Shills Pizza
- RD Does Terrible Babyface Commentary
- RD Sings Happy Birthday to some dork
- CWA Champ Mike Samples wrestles the world's longest match (well, it felt that way), then proceeds to get run over by a car going 10 MPH, all with Good Guy RD calling the action

Heel RD in Pro Wrestling International:

- PWI Intro Featuring RD DANCING
- RD’s Heel Debut: the Uncle Burt Speech
- Trash Losagain Debut, in Which He Appears to have a GIANT DONG and looks to have pooped his pants
- RD: Heel Commentator Montage in which I talk about how much I hate the fans and tell really, REALLY bad jokes
- RD and Trash Get Biggum (translated: ZERO) heat by stealing a guy’s hat
- RD Heel Refs a Match in GIANT CLOWN SHOES (with commentary by RD, and his friends Casey (Trash Losagain) and Dan Garza (Diamond Dan)
- RD Promo in Hope, Indiana, in which I promise to kiss the foot of everyone in the building if I lose my match
- RD in a Blindfold Kiss My Foot Match (with commentary)
- Bonus: Radio Promo in Which I Pretend to be a Hillbilly Who “Milks Pigs and Shears Cattle”

Heel RD Works Indy Shows:

- NWA Indianapolis snippet featuring me managing Mad Man Pondo versus New Jack (with commentary)
- RD and Trash vs. Diamond Dan on a LUCHA SHOW (with commentary)
- Elementary School Show Snippet featuring a guy who is now a HYOOOGE star in TNA (with commentary)
- Promo for Merle Vincent’s TV Show

Disc 2:

RD in CWA: Special Commentary with CWA Promoter Jeff Cohen, who teaches me the fine art of SHILLING!

RD Books PWI Into the Ground (All with commentary with me and Casey):
- PWI Roll Call: A Look at the Poor Guys We Booked Into Oblivion
- We make fun of RD & Trash's debut match
- Dissection of the Hat Stealing Angle
- RD on RD: RD Takes a Look at His Wrestling "Career"
- Special Bonus Match: Otto Bauhn (geddit? Like AUTOBAHN!) vs. Johnny Walker, Whom I Dubbed THE HUMAN CHIA PET

Special Feature: Blade Braxton's Revenge of the Scorpion in Its ENTIRETY (both with and without commentary by the JOTW head honcho himself)

Believe me, this stuff SUCKS - you've been warned!

Note: DVD-Rs are playable in MOST newer DVD players, as well as DVD-ROM drives on computers. Also note that this is in NTSC format. I cannot guarantee compatibility. If you have any questions regarding that, please contact me here.

WWCR Bumper Stickers Now Available!

Note from RD Reynolds: Yes, these are REAL. Mike's daughter sent them to WrestleCrap HQ, and now we are sending the stupid things out. I guess it does help us, so if you love WrestleCrap Radio, by all means, buy one! At $7 shipped in the US ($15 outside the US), it's a cheap way to help out the site/show. Paypal to thedeal@wrestlecrap.com and be sure to include your shipping address!

BOOKS AVAILABLE:

The WrestleCrap Book of Lists!!

The WrestleCrap Book of Lists!
357 pages, ECW Press
Now Available!

Ever wanted to know the worst career choices pro wrestlers made upon retirement? Or which kung fu chop-socky wrestlers would make Bruce Lee do a backflip in his grave?

The WrestleCrap Book of Lists! has all that — and much more. The gloves are off as best-selling author RD Reynolds and his co-author Blade Braxton pull no punches in looking at some of wrestling’s biggest mistakes, most comical mishaps and most egotistical performers. Among the lists included in this cornucopia of wrestling nonsense are:

• Sights Wrestling Fans Should Never Be Forced To See Again!

• The Greatest Mullets in the History of the Game!

• Porn Stars Who Moonlighted in Wrestling!

• The Greatest Mugshots — Featuring Your Favourite Wrestlers!

• Wrestlers Who You Wouldn’t Want To Bring Home To Meet Mom!

• Pro Wrestling’s Stupidest Hometowns!

• The Things That Vince McMahon Always Wants to Talk About (Half of Which Involve His Genitalia)!

Of course, we’d be remiss if we didn’t mention the book’s craptastic main event: the 25 Worst Gimmicks of All Time.

Irreverent, off-kilter, and certain to be offensive to all, The WrestleCrap Book of Lists! is pro wrestling’s very worst of the worst!

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Amazon

Don't miss out on the book the authors of it call "The Greatest Book Since The Bible" - get your copy today!

WrestleCrap and Figure Four Weekly Present: The Death of WCW

The Death of WCW
330 pages, ECW Press
Now Available!

"What a truly fantastic reading experience. Exhaustively researched, incredibly entertaining, to put it bluntly - YOU MUST GET THIS BOOK. The Death of WCW is not just the best wrestling book of 2004, it is the best book on wrestling done to date." - Derek Burgan, Pro Wrestling Torch

"t's not hard to find case studies about business failures. But it would be hard to find another one with the same kind of bizarre and amusing twists, turns and "what were they thinking?" moments that are featured in The Death of WCW. " - Forbes.com

In 1997, World Championship Wrestling was not only the top pro wrestling company in the entire world, but the highest rated show on cable television. Monday Nitro was a staple every week for millions of fans across the country. WCW's loyal fanbase flocked to sold out arenas, and proclaimed the promotion the savior of pro wrestling. Merchandise flew from store shelves. Sting, Bill Goldberg, and the New World Order became household words, and legitimate entertainment superstars like Dennis Rodman and KISS jumped on the WCW bandwagon. It seemed as if the company could do no wrong.

By 2001, however, the company, having lost a whopping ninety-five percent of its paying audience, was sold for next to nothing to Vince McMahon and World Wrestling Entertainment.

The questions behind the company's demise are numerous. How could a company lose their audience so quickly? Why did they put on shows so horrible that fans fled in horror? Who were the brain surgeons behind the collapse? In short…just what the hell happened to cause the death of one of the largest wrestling companies in the world?

The Death of WCW answers all these questions and more. Authors Bryan Alvarez (Figure Four Weekly) and R.D. Reynolds (WrestleCrap: The Very Worst of Pro Wrestling) take readers through the most detailed dissection of a wrestling company ever. It's the story that many within the industry don't want told, as their carefully crafted versions of the truth are about to be shattered.

Featuring behind-the-scene stories, readers will discover the true reason for the ultimate destruction of WCW: equal parts ego and greed, with a whole lot of stupidity thrown in for good measure.

The Death of WCW is NOW SHIPPING from the following outlets:

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You will not want to miss out on what has become the hottest selling wrestling book in years, so get your copy today!

WrestleCrap: The Very Worst of Pro Wrestling

WrestleCrap: The Book
268 pages, ECW Press

You can now take the 'Crap with you anywhere - work, school, the toilet, even church! (Just be sure to hide it with a fake cover - the pastor probably wouldn't take too kindly to the vision of Papa Shango staring back at him.) If you like the site, you're going to love the book, as it's 268 pages of the stupidest wrestling characters and angles you'll ever read about.

Here's what the critics have to say:

"The most accurate wrestling book of its time. A must for all fans - and wrestlers." - The Honky Tonk Man

"WrestleCrap will remind you how good the bad really was." - Sir Adam, Get in the Ring Radio

"Easily the funniest book ever written on pro wrestling - only in wrestling could you hear such hilarious stories about events that weren't supposed to be hilarious." - Bryan Alvarez, Figure Four Weekly

More Reviews:

TSN's Review
Lords of Pain
Lethal Wrestling

Order Your Copy Today!

If you would be so kind as ordering directly from one of the links here on WrestleCrap, I'd appreciate it - I get a small commission from each sale, which helps to pay for the monthly bandwidth bills. All vendors listed are now shipping.

In the USA: Highspots (which is the preferred vendor of WrestleCrap), Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Ryan Rider Wrestling Videos.

In Canada: Chapters, Amazon Canada.

NEW! Now Available in the UK!: Yes, the book is finally hit the UK, and can be ordered either directly through John Blake Publishing or via Amazon UK.

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Hats, T-Shirts, and Other WrestleCrap Crap

You've asked for it for years, and due to the insane cost of hosting the site, I've finally relented - you can now pick up WrestleCrap shirts, hats, and other items at the all new WrestleCrap Crap Store. Be sure to check it out today...