

WCW
1997
In
the glory days of
the nWo, the organization
could seemingly
do no wrong. Their
segments on WCW
television shows
were generally the
highest rated, and
their merchandise
sold like hotcakes.
In fact, then VP
of WCW and mastermind
behind the entire
nWo angle Eric Bischoff
claimed that the
group would be around
forever, and would,
in fact, supplant
the WWF as the dominant
brandname in pro
wrestling. For this
was the angle that
brought WCW to the
forefront of the
industry.
Therefore,
it certainly made
sense when the decision
was made in late
1997 to turn the
flagship program
of WCW, Nitro, over
to the heel contingent.
Shortly prior to
Starrcade 97, which
was to feature the
year-in-the-making
match between Sting
and Hulk Hogan,
Bischoff gave nWo
Nitro a trial run.
The nWo b-squad
(consisting of lifelong
midcarders like
Buff Bagwell and
Stevie Ray) hit
the scene and immediately
began demanding
that the production
crew start tearing
down anything with
the WCW logo on
it.


Every
sign, every banner,
even the gigantic
metal "WCW"
were all laid to
waste. In their
place, they put
up custom designed
nWo Nitro banners
and set pieces,
and even showcased
a spiffy video opening
to the show. Heck,
they even made the
poor saps doing
the work trade in
their shirts and
proclaim that they
were, in fact, nWo
for Life.

Not
only that, they
ran off the Nitro
announce crew. Tony
Schiavone? Gone!
Larry Zybsko? Gone!
Bobby Heenan? Gone!
Two out of three
ain't bad, I guess.
In their place were
Eric Bischoff, Rick
Rude, and Kevin
Nash.

It was actually
interesting to listen
to the trio commentate
the matches, because
despite being heels,
they were very liberal
with handing out
compliments to the
babyfaces on the
show. Still, this
made sense - classic
booking says that
you don't want to
talk about how horrible
someone is, because
if you beat them,
that means you beat
someone horrible,
which in turn makes
you look like a
joke yourself. But
when you consider
this was the bad
boy faction of the
nWo we're talking
about, you'd think
they'd have been
a bit more brash.
Finally,
the time arrived
to pay homage to
the man who made
all this possible:
Hulk Hogan.

Indeed,
the majority of
nWo Nitro was less
a wrestling show
and more a celebration
of the life and
times of Terry Bolea.
It seemed as though
the entire show
was spent just kissing
Hogan's backside.
Not only that, but
Bischoff spent the
better part of 20
minutes just presenting
Hogan with presents
like giant banners
of his likeness
and motorcycles
featuring his image.
He even dropped
down to one knee
and placed a ring
(in the shape of
the WCW world title)
upon his finger.
It
looked for all the
world like he was
either going to
propose to the Hulkster
or blow him midring.
Maybe both.

Of
course, since the
show took place
just scant days
prior to Christmas,
Bischoff was in
a very festive mood.
To the delight of
tone deaf fans the
world over, Uncle
Eric did his best
Bing Crosby impersonation
and belted out yuletide
classics like "White
Christmas"
and "We
Wish You a Merry
Christmas." 
But
it would be the
Stinger who had
the last laugh this
night, as he sent
the Hulkster a present
of his own:

Can't
say I really blame
Hogan here - if
I saw that thing
staring back at
me, I'd probably
fill my drawers
too.
The
show may have been
built around Hogan,
but in reality,
this night truly
belonged to Eric
Bischoff. Go back
and watch this show
and you will really
get a good feel
for what life was
like for him at
the time.

Look
at him. He looks
so young, so vibrant,
so full of life.
This was a man not
only on top of the
world, but completely
unafraid to let
people know about
it. This was a man
who knew that he
had created the
greatest angle in
the history of pro
wrestling, and was
about to create
a wrestling monopoly
all his own. This
was a man so ballsy
that he called out
Vince McMahon on
a regular basis
and flaunted his
ratings victories
like a child with
a new toy.
nWo
Nitro should have
been his wake up
call. With Starrcade
just days away,
and set to deliver
arguably the best
promoted match in
the history of the
company, you'd have
thought that this
Nitro would have
had incredible ratings,
possibly the highest
ratings for the
company ever.
That
didn't happen. In
fact, the show actually
dropped almost a
half point, and
the originally scheduled
idea of having nWo
Nitro on a weekly
basis was scapped
forever. The elaborate
sets, the shirts,
the video production
all amounted to
nothing more than
a colassal waste
of money.
It
didn't take long
before Bischoff
saw his empire rapidly
collapsing like
the proverbial house
of cards. His jet
black hair literally
turned gray as he
watched the nWo
crumble, and leave
in its wake was
a WCW that fans
had been trained
not to care about.
Less
than five years
later, the company
would cease to exist. And
Bischoff would be
owned, lock, stock,
and barrel, by Vince
McMahon.
Somehow,
I doubt he'll be
singing too many
carols this year.
Bischoff Sings! : "I'm dreaming...of
a white Christmas!"
- Bischoff sings AGAIN: "We wish you
a merry Syxx Pac, we
wish you a merry
Syxx Pac, we
wish you a merry
Syxx Pac, and a
Hollywood New Year!"
Note
from RD: Ironically
enough, Bischoff
would fire Syxx
Pac (Sean Waltman)
less than six months
later.